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Post by Dex on Sept 15, 2016 9:16:22 GMT -4
<Nobody has made a story about RPers on this forum it seems and I found that writing it like a group text is very interesting for me.>
[DEX] has entered the channel [BANNANACHAIR=FUCKED].
DEX:!airhorn DEX:!airhorn DEX:!airhorn DEX: EVERYBODY UP, WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT DAY TODAY!TIM:What the hell?! Dex did you activate airhorn bot? BIRM:i thought airhorn bot was still in pieces after Tim had his way with it? DEX:IT WAS BUT I FIXED IT. BIRM:oh cool. i was already up anyway. so what is exactly happening today?
[DEX] changed channel name to [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
DEX: YOU'RE ALL LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK AT IT EXCEPT LNG.LNG:Technically you don't know how to drive too. DEX:I'm an android, I can just interface with the car. LNG:What about older car models? DEX:I'll just upgrade them with my nanobot swarm so that I can interface with them. LNG:Can't you travel on your swarm or teleport? DEX:I prefer using obsolete vehicles so I can run over organics I don't like. LNG:Why are you the one with the most advanced technology? I swear you are dumb as a fucking brick. DEX:Let's not obsess over my obviously impeccable technology. I've got the list of recruits today. LNG:I forgot to add pompous ass, thanks for reminding me. TIM:Recruits would imply it is optional, so can I please opt out? DEX:NO. DEX:[attached img: drivingschoolrolecall1.png]  TIM:Fuck. Purring run. VAMMY:Don't worry, she's already gone. I just saw her climb up my window. DEX:SHE WON'T BE GONE FOR LONG. VAMMY:Holy shit, Dex is being spiderman PURRING:pls send help TIM:I'm so sorry. It's too late.
[PURRING] has been tracked down and has been restrained.DEX:THE WHEEL WAITS FOR NONE. DEX:WHERE THE HELL IS BEBI AND LEGO? GWEBSTER:sorry i was caught up in something. GWEBSTER:are we having driving school like I suggested? DEX:YES. BEBI:WHY IS THIS THING'S SCREEN-NAME LOCKED TO BEBI? DEX:BECAUSE YOU ARE BEBI AND MAYBE ALSO BECAUSE I SEDUCED THE COMMUNICATOR. BEBI:DID YOU SERIOUSLY FUCK A PHONE TO FORCE ME TO BEAR A NAME OF ANOTHER? DEX:A COMMUNICATOR NOT PHONE. BEBI:KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT, FAGGOT. LEGO:please spare me from this nightmare DEX:WHY IS EVERYONE HIDING FROM DRIVING SCHOOL? LEGO:did you ever consider the fact that maybe people don't like you? DEX:NOPE. LEGO:why do i even bother to be nice to you? DEX:Cause you love me Cowboy. Now where are you and Bebi? BEBI:DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE TRACKING DEVICES IMPLANTED INTO OUR BRAINS? DEX:No but that's a good idea. Thanks Bebi. TIM:Are you some sort of masochist Bebi? You don't fucking give Dex ideas like that. GWEBSTER:lego and bebi are in closet 12... on the 671st floor near the Brain Implants Galore Store. you did this to yourself lego so next time be patient LEGO:betrayed by my friend GWEBSTER:it's only to show us how to properly drive DEX:I always knew they were in the closet. DEX:Jokes aside, now I can get the implants and get Lego and Bebi. LEGO:may god have mercy on my soul [BEBI] has been tracked down and has been restrained.
TIM:Why is Bebi the only one that has been restrained? I know there is a double function on there. Shit, did Lego run? Dex, what happened to Lego? BEBI:HOLY SHIT HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW. DEX:My angelnet is currently bringing him safely to me. BEBI:THE WORD SAFE DOES NOT EXIST AROUND YOU, HE LITERALLY JUMPED OUT A WINDOW TO GET AWAY FROM YOU PHONE-FUCKER. DEX:True. [LEGO] has been tracked down and has been restrained.
LEGO:GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME DEX:No. DEX:I have made the role call again for record-keeping. DEX:[attached img: drivingschoolrolecall2.png]  <What do you think? Tell me some of the things wrong with my characterizations so I can fix them up in the next part.> |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 9:20:08 GMT -4
What the fuck?
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 15, 2016 9:21:47 GMT -4
Oh okay
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Post by vammy on Sept 15, 2016 9:46:08 GMT -4
AAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS, LORD WHY
I haven't a story so shit from a RP vet since.... Oh god there's never been more shit. We have reached new levels of shittiness
It's a code red, a code red
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Post by Happy on Sept 15, 2016 10:02:52 GMT -4
*sniff*
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Post by Happy on Sept 15, 2016 10:03:49 GMT -4
I bet if Purring was here she'd say "I'm never not struggling."
Sorry.
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 15, 2016 10:08:33 GMT -4
Two things. First, the word "recruit" doesn't imply that it's optional; the word "volunteer" would imply that. Second, I already know how to drive. I also know how to use woods, hybrids, irons, wedges and a putter.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 10:56:49 GMT -4
Two things. First, the word "recruit" doesn't imply that it's optional; the word "volunteer" would imply that. Second, I already know how to drive. I also know how to use woods, hybrids, irons, wedges and a putter. You're also an expert at using google |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 15, 2016 10:57:42 GMT -4
Two things. First, the word "recruit" doesn't imply that it's optional; the word "volunteer" would imply that. Second, I already know how to drive. I also know how to use woods, hybrids, irons, wedges and a putter. You're also an expert at using google I'm a white middle class person; are you implying that I have to use google to know golf terminology? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 11:00:16 GMT -4
You're also an expert at using google I'm a white middle class person; are you implying that I have to use google to know golf terminology? I'm implying you have to use google for most everything, friend |
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Post by LNG257 on Sept 15, 2016 11:17:00 GMT -4
I know how to drive?  ? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 11:45:05 GMT -4
I know how to drive? ? You probably abandoned it after a day |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 15, 2016 11:48:47 GMT -4
I'm a white middle class person; are you implying that I have to use google to know golf terminology? I'm implying you have to use google for most everything, friend Knowing how to use google is the one thing I'd like to be able to google, actually. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 15, 2016 12:09:07 GMT -4
Well. okay.
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Post by LNG257 on Sept 15, 2016 12:35:27 GMT -4
I know how to drive? ? You probably abandoned it after a day I'm pretty sure I didn't learn it ever. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 15, 2016 18:50:23 GMT -4
You probably abandoned it after a day I'm pretty sure I didn't learn it ever. Well fuck. Guess I am going to have to make another chapter explaining my mistake. |
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Post by LNG257 on Sept 15, 2016 19:02:58 GMT -4
I'm pretty sure I didn't learn it ever. Well fuck. Guess I am going to have to make another chapter explaining my mistake. Oh. Darn. That's going to put a dent in my life. Guess I gotta make plans. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 15, 2016 20:17:17 GMT -4
[LNG] has stopped using the skill module [DRIVING]
DEX:What the fuck? DEX:LNG did you trick my knowledge sensors with false information? LNG:No. Why would I do that? DEX:After class, you will stay behind while the others leave/run. TIM:It was nice knowing you LNG. VAMMY:Your funeral will be amazing VAMMY:We'll blow up your corpse VAMMY:I promise.... LNG:Why the fuck aren't my weapons not working? DEX:I have disassembled the parts needed to fire them with my nanoswarm. DEX: Do not try to run.
LEGO:please help us GWEBSTER:no LEGO:someone help us DEX:NO TEXTING IN CLASS LEGO:I DON'T KNOW WHAT A STICK SHIFT IS [LEGO] has left the channel [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
VAMMY:This is just like mario kart
TIM:It's really not.
VAMMY:It is just like mario kart
DEX:WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TEXTING IN CLASS
LNG:What are all these levers for? LNG:Is this the right one? DEX:You just smashed into a wall. LNG:... LNG:So is that a yes?
GWEBSTER:stop throwing stuff at me lego LEGO:no
LNG:I GOT THE EAST WALL OF THE FLOOR RIGGED TO BLOW, EVERYONE OUT. DEX: I CAN READ THESE.LEGO:JUST GO DEX:DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE [GWEBSTER] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[DEX] left CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[LEGO] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[PURRING] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[BIRM] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[PAWZ] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL]. [VAMMY] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[BEBI] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL]. [TIM] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[LNG] left [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL]. THE_REAL_BEBI:/whisper [LEGO] THE_REAL_BEBI:(Did they actually fucking blow it up?) LEGO:/whisper [THE_REAL_BEBI] LEGO:(yes) THE_REAL_BEBI:(...) LEGO:(didn't you blow up the swedish vacation home?) THE_REAL_BEBI:(I didn't blow up the Swedish vacation home.) LEGO:(really?) THE_REAL_BEBI:(Why would I blow up a building I am still in?) THE_REAL_BEBI:(Who do you think I am?) THE_REAL_BEBI:(Dex10awesome?) LEGO:(haha) LEGO:(but you didn't blow up the swedish vacation home?)
THE_REAL_BEBI:(You do know that Tim framed me to protect his oh so precious gay lover, Dex.)
LEGO:(no?)
THE_REAL_BEBI:(Whatever. It's not important anyway.)
[BLUNDER] has entered the channel [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
BLUNDER:So what happened at driving school? LEGO:we got out of it LEGO:lng decided to be cool and blow up the building DEX:Why is Bannanachair like this? LEGO:because we're a bunch of angsty teens and immature adults that don't like listening to other people. DEX:Okay. DEX:That doesn't mean you can't learn how to drive.
LEGO:i know
LNG:That was great!
LNG:Can we do it again?
DEX:No. Stop trying to get out of the talk by pretending that you liked the class.
GWEBSTER:i cant feel my legs
VAMMY:Oh shit
VAMMY:What happened?
DEX:LNG in a stunning display of clear planning and foresight also blew up Gweb's legs.
DEX:I think that might be also in our talk LNG.
LNG:Please have mercy.
DEX:No.
VAMMY:What about Gweb's legs and him currently bleeding to death?
DEX:Oh. I'll just let the angelnet take care of the bleeding and it'll transport him to medbay.
[DEX] has left the complex.
[TIM] has entered the channel [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL].
[TIM] has banned [DEX] from [CHAIRFUCKER DRIVING SCHOOL] for 6 hours.
[TIM] changed channel name to [HALLOWEEN PARTY]. LEGO:YES! <Tell me any mistakes I have made(I still think Tim doesn't know how to drive). Another part to the story is coming, stay tuned.> |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 2:45:13 GMT -4
TIM:Okay. I am assigning each of you a task for the party. TIM:Please look at the list and begin doing your assigned task. Tim:[attached img: halloweenpartytasks1.png]  LNG:What the fuck did I do? TIM:You have some sort of death-wish. TIM:You lied to Dex. TIM:You blew up a school. TIM:You fucking blew up Gweb's legs. LNG:They grew back! TIM:Doesn't matter. TIM:You can't be trusted to handle stuff like this when you do stuff like that. TIM:Lego and Bebi, keep him in the common room. LEGO:can I swap jobs with gweb? TIM:Unless he accepts, no. GWEB:i don't accept LEGO:PLEASE TIM:I will fucking beat the living shit out of you Lego, if you do not fucking get in the common room with Bebi. BEBI:HE JUST RAN OFF TIM:DEN, activate angelnet restraint on Lego. [LEGO] has been restrained. Location:Far East Hallway, Floor 1024
LEGO:TIM STOP BEING A FAGGOT AND LET ME GO TIM:To quote a certain android, "No." TIM:Pawz do the pumpkins while I go retrieve Lego. PAWZ:Alright TIM:DEN, move Lego to the common room. [LEGO] has been moved to Common Room 542
PURRING:i have some themes for the common room. TIM:What are the themes? PURRING:we have poisonous lake, bloodbath manor and as a joke the witch's hut. TIM:I like "The Witch's Hut" the best. PURRING:tim you are fucking colorblind.
VAMMY:Tim, I think Dex is almost finished augmenting dogs with speech capabilities TIM:Distract him with a drone race. An android like him can't resist a challenge like that. BIRM:are you seriously thinking that will work? TIM:Yes. BEBI:FAGGOTS LIKE HIM CAN'T RESIST A COMPETITION LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT HE'LL BE ABLE TO FUCK THE DRONE, JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T RESIST FUCKING HIM TIM. TIM:I didn't ask for your input.
[DEX] has entered the complex.
[DEX] has been unbanned from the channel [HALLOWEEN PARTY]
[DEX] has entered the channel [HALLOWEEN PARTY]
DEX:What? TIM:We're having a Halloween party. Come in. DEX:Usually I have to make you celebrate holidays, why the change of heart? TIM:Just come in. DEX:Wow! DEX:I like what you did with the theme. Who made it? PURRING:i did obviously. DEX:Cool pumpkins. I am guessing Pawz carved them? PAWZ:Yep! TIM:I did too. DEX:Is that why there is two pumpkins that look like a blind child carved them? PAWZ:Yeah. TIM:Don't tell him that. DEX:I'm guessing LNG was a bit of trouble? TIM:Actually we tied him up. LNG:I'M STILL TIED UP. DEX:Okay that was a little overboard. TIM:Was it? LNG:YES. TIM:Did I ask for your opinion LNG? DEX:Well you did a good job. I'll just untie him. TIM:Thanks. TIM:LNG be good. LNG:Alright, I will just please don't tie me up again. TIM:No promises. GWEBSTER:let's take a picture together DEX:Sure. PURRING:i think the theme might mess with the camera so let's go outside for the photo. TIM:Alright. GWEBSTER:say cheese! ALL: CHEESE!GWEBSTER:let me check the photo... GWEBSTER:this is pretty good. DEX:Now let's party! The channel [HALLOWEEN PARTY] has been temporarily closed for 8 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 5:41:45 GMT -4
I bet if Purring was here she'd say "I'm never not struggling." Sorry. no, actually, i'd comment on how overpowered dex is and that he got all of the characters wrong i'd also point out that in a situation like that i'd log out immediately, which would solve all my problems instantly because even the most retarded admin-abuser won't be able to teleport me back there without breaking into my house (which is highly unlikely), in which case i'd call the cops because breaking and entering is illegal I would also x2 Lego's comment, "What the fuck" If I was here. But whatever, just make me out to be more of a downer than I already am it's just one more inaccurate character representation |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2016 5:42:31 GMT -4
Also dex you got the picture wrong
No one would be smiling
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 6:12:35 GMT -4
I bet if Purring was here she'd say "I'm never not struggling." Sorry. no, actually, i'd comment on how overpowered dex is and that he got all of the characters wrong i'd also point out that in a situation like that i'd log out immediately, which would solve all my problems instantly because even the most retarded admin-abuser won't be able to teleport me back there without breaking into my house (which is highly unlikely), in which case i'd call the cops because breaking and entering is illegal I would also x2 Lego's comment, "What the fuck" If I was here. But whatever, just make me out to be more of a downer than I already am it's just one more inaccurate character representation Next chapter is art school and you are the teacher. Prepare yourself. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 6:15:22 GMT -4
Also dex you got the picture wrong No one would be smiling Oh come on. At least give me creative license to have everyone be happy. I think it's a nice idea that people are actually happy. |
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Post by vammy on Sept 16, 2016 6:46:27 GMT -4
So much effort for one shitty picture
2x on purring's points
You got us all wrong and why not log out?
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 7:17:18 GMT -4
So much effort for one shitty picture 2x on purring's points You got us all wrong and why not log out? It's not a game. |
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