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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 7:33:43 GMT -4
[PURRING] has entered the channel [HALLOWEEN PARTY]
[PURRING] changed channel name to [PURRING'S ART ACADEMY]
PURRING:Time to make some art people DEX:I WAS GONNA TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE ART. PURRING:Your art fucking sucks, I'm teaching them to draw not scribble DEX:MY ART IS GOOD. PURRING:No it isn't DEX:Let's agree to disagree. DEX:But I was right. PURRING:Dex, this is why people don't like you PURRING:Now let's begin
TIM:Is this good? PURRING:Like I said Tim, you're colorblind PURRING:What the fuck are you trying to illustrate, a seizure? TIM:It's a hailstorm. PURRING:Tim you do realize that hailstorms are white, right? TIM:No, they're technically a very very light gray according to Wikipedia. PURRING:... PURRING: Get outTIM:What? PURRING: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM TIMPURRING:DEN, restrain Tim and force him to his room [TIM] has been sent to his room.
PURRING:Nobody fucking dare to do what Tim just did
PURRING:Dex what are you doing? DEX:I'M DRAWING ROBOTS. PURRING:This is one of the worst drawings I have seen in my life DEX:I ENJOYED DRAWING IT. PURRING:Well please stop enjoying it.
LNG:Can I go to the bathroom? PURRING:No LNG:Why not? PURRING:You went to the bathroom 30 seconds ago LNG:I have a small bladder PURRING: I don't think that's the only thing that is small. LNG:Excuse me? PURRING:Nothing
DUCK:What is going on here? PURRING:Art class. DUCK:Doesn't Dex usually teach? PURRING:Have you seen his robot pictures? DUCK:No. PURRING: Exactly
DUCK:Can I join in? PURRING:No DUCK:Why not? PURRING:I'll let you in once you go see Dex's pictures. DUCK:Why? PURRING:You need to see an example of what not to draw.
VAMMY:Teach can I fingerpaint? PURRING:No and don't call me teach VAMMY:Whatever Teach. PURRING:... PURRING:Seriously? VAMMY:Yes [VAMMY] HAS BEEN SEVERELY HARMED. MEDICAL ATTENTION IS REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY.
LEGO:why the fuck am i doing sculptures? PURRING:So that you can use the lego, Lego LEGO:holy shit, i will punch you PURRING:Don't LEGO:im fucking punching you [LEGO] has punched [PURRING]
LEGO:DONT FUCKING USE MY NAME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN PURRING:DEN, restrain Lego LEGO:let the fuck go of me bitch PURRING:DEN, send Lego to his room [LEGO] has been sent to his room.
DEX:... PURRING:Don't say a word
PURRING:Alright Bebi, show me what you have drawn PURRING:... BEBI:IS PURRING ON HER PERIOD? SHE CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM MY BEAUTIFUL ART. Cleanup is required in toilet 12 on floor 24688. Vomit has been detected.
PURRING:Alright here are the grades. PURRING:[attached img: artschoolgrades.png] PURRING:You have all disappointed me greatly
PURRING:Even when I expected the worst of you
DEX:Was I good?
PURRING:Did you even listen to what I just said?
DEX:Nope. PURRING:When I thought that I couldn't be more disappointed, Dex just proves me wrong
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Post by vammy on Sept 16, 2016 7:52:04 GMT -4
You have yourself and Tim's personalities down to T but goddamn Purring is a hoe in this
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 8:11:28 GMT -4
You have yourself and Tim's personalities down to T but goddamn Purring is a hoe in this From what I've seen of her, she can be very aggressive. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 8:19:11 GMT -4
I think I am gonna write a chapter about Vam and everyone going throughout the complex, shopping.
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 16, 2016 8:23:43 GMT -4
You got my pumpkin carving skills down to a T.
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 16, 2016 8:25:17 GMT -4
I can't tell whose who in the picture.
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 8:26:07 GMT -4
You got my pumpkin carving skills down to a T. *fist-pumps* |
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 16, 2016 8:48:41 GMT -4
You got my pumpkin carving skills down to a T. *fist-pumps* whose in the picture, though? |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:04:44 GMT -4
whose in the picture, though? From left to right: Purring, LNG, Tim, Dex, Lego, Gwebster and Pawz. |
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 16, 2016 9:12:40 GMT -4
I'm heavily confused.
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:13:41 GMT -4
You have yourself and Tim's personalities down to T but goddamn Purring is a hoe in this You're joking, right? Dex is writing me all wrong! |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:30:12 GMT -4
You have yourself and Tim's personalities down to T but goddamn Purring is a hoe in this You're joking, right? Dex is writing me all wrong! Correction: accurately. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:34:11 GMT -4
[VAMMY] has joined [PURRING'S ART ACADEMY]
[VAMMY] changed channel name to [THE VAMSQUAD]
VAMMY:We're all going shopping for stuff, who wants to come? LEGO:i guess i could come but i am not being a part of this vamsquad VAMMY:Alright PAWZ:Cool, count me in. DEX:I'll come. VAMMY:No, you will not come Dex DEX:Why not? VAMMY:Remember the last time that you went shopping? DEX:I do recall that we did one day but my memory banks appear to have erased all specific memories of the day due to trauma. VAMMY: Exactly
LEGO:ooh, look at this VAMMY:What? LEGO:[censored] NO TALKING ABOUT GUNS
LEGO:i was about to explain why [censored] is a terrible choice. DON'T MENTION ANY GUNS PLEASEVAMMY:Seriously Lego?
WARNING: [LEGO] HAS SPOTTED ANIME, PLEASE PREVENT HIM FROM DESTROYING IT
PAWZ:Dude don't do it. LEGO: BUT I HAVE TOPAWZ:Why? LEGO: ANIME KILLED MY PARENTSPAWZ:No it didn't. LEGO:WELL I STILL HATE IT
Air is being siphoned on the orders of [DEX]
VAMMY: DEXVAMMY: YOU SHITHEADDEX:YOU DIDN'T LET ME GO SHOPPING WITH YOU, THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT. VAMMY: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO KILL US OVER NOT SHOPPING WITH YOU?DEX:YES. VAMMY:DEN, REFILL THE AIR Air is being refilled on the orders of [VAMMY]
DEX:NO. VAMMY: Why the fuck were you trying to suffocate us?DEX:I just wanted to shop with you... VAMMY:I guess we could put up with you...
PAWZ:Dex set something on fire again. VAMMY:What was it this time? PAWZ:Water in a fishbowl. VAMMY:... DEX:I know what you are thinking but I assure you, the fish are safe though a little singed. VAMMY:How? DEX:How what? VAMMY:How did you set fire to water? DEX:I don't think we should focus on how water was set on fire and rather how the fish are still alive when the fire spread throughout the water. VAMMY:THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SHOP WITH YOU DEX DEX: pls dont hurt me daddyVAMMY:Lego, get the rope
VAMMY:That was a pretty okay day of shopping DEX:UNTIE ME. LEGO:yeah, i particularly enjoyed looking at the [censored] WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT GUNS?
LEGO:goddamn it DEX: Please help me. LEGO:shut the fuck up
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:34:44 GMT -4
You're joking, right? Dex is writing me all wrong! Correction: accurately. You couldn't even guess my favourite holiday accurately. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 16, 2016 9:36:55 GMT -4
whose in the picture, though? From left to right: Purring, LNG, Tim, Dex, Lego, Gwebster and Pawz. Oh! I see. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:37:25 GMT -4
You couldn't even guess my favourite holiday accurately. WRONG. I NEVER SAID HALLOWEEN WAS YOUR FAVOURITE. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:39:00 GMT -4
whose in the picture, though? From left to right: Purring, LNG, Tim, Dex, Lego, Gwebster and Pawz. I wear three-piece suits, not two piece suits! |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:39:51 GMT -4
You couldn't even guess my favourite holiday accurately. WRONG. I NEVER SAID HALLOWEEN WAS YOUR FAVOURITE. Then why would you have me throw a Halloween party in mid-September? |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:40:24 GMT -4
From left to right: Purring, LNG, Tim, Dex, Lego, Gwebster and Pawz. I wear three-piece suits, not two piece suits! YOU WILL WEAR THAT TWO PIECE SUIT AND LIKE IT. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:41:19 GMT -4
WRONG. I NEVER SAID HALLOWEEN WAS YOUR FAVOURITE. Then why would you have me throw a Halloween party in mid-September? I NEVER SAID THE DATE THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:44:31 GMT -4
I wear three-piece suits, not two piece suits! YOU WILL WEAR THAT TWO PIECE SUIT AND LIKE IT. I shall do no such thing you lowly scum! |
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Post by Happy on Sept 16, 2016 9:51:03 GMT -4
I bet if Purring was here she'd say "I'm never not struggling." Sorry. no, actually, i'd comment on how overpowered dex is and that he got all of the characters wrong i'd also point out that in a situation like that i'd log out immediately, which would solve all my problems instantly because even the most retarded admin-abuser won't be able to teleport me back there without breaking into my house (which is highly unlikely), in which case i'd call the cops because breaking and entering is illegal I would also x2 Lego's comment, "What the fuck" If I was here. But whatever, just make me out to be more of a downer than I already am it's just one more inaccurate character representation Sigh. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:52:18 GMT -4
YOU WILL WEAR THAT TWO PIECE SUIT AND LIKE IT. I shall do no such thing you lowly scum!  |
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 9:54:17 GMT -4
no, actually, i'd comment on how overpowered dex is and that he got all of the characters wrong i'd also point out that in a situation like that i'd log out immediately, which would solve all my problems instantly because even the most retarded admin-abuser won't be able to teleport me back there without breaking into my house (which is highly unlikely), in which case i'd call the cops because breaking and entering is illegal I would also x2 Lego's comment, "What the fuck" If I was here. But whatever, just make me out to be more of a downer than I already am it's just one more inaccurate character representation Sigh. Why are you sighing? |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 16, 2016 9:56:35 GMT -4
I shall do no such thing you lowly scum! At least give me a god damn tie! I look like a moron in that image! |
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