[LEGO] has entered the channel [FUCKGIVING]
LEGO:Alright, Thanksgiving's over. It's time to clean up the mess that Dex artificially made because he wanted a "fun" clean up day.
[LEGO] changed channel name to [CLEAN SHIT UP]
DEX:The person who cleans the most wins a prize!
LEGO:Dexter, I think you know that the prize isn't going to be one of those shit comics.
DEX:Aw come on!
LEGO:No. I will kick you.
DEX:OOOPH! WHAT THE FUCK LEGO?
LEGO:This is kickbot, he will restrain you and kick you. If someone types !kick then he kicks harder and faster. I've accessed the systems to reduce your strength and your pain tolerance.
TIM:So like this?
TIM:!kick
DEX:TIM WHY?
TIM:I'm sorry, but did you mistake me for someone who cares?
DEX:I WILL REMEMBER THI-
TIM:!kick
DEX:ST-
TIM:!kick
LEGO:Tim that's enough.
TIM:Just one more.
TIM:!kick
DEX:SWEET MOTHER OF DEV.
LEGO:I have to admit that is pretty funny.
LEGO:!kick
LEGO:Dex developed these cleaning exosuits to essentially make it like an FPS,
LNG:Can mine have lasers?
LEGO:I don't know but just stick with what you are getting.
LNG:What's the point of exosuits if they don't have LASERS.
LEGO:We're cleaning okay, you have cleaning missiles for god's sake.
LNG:But they aren't lasers are they!
LEGO:This is why I don't like you.
BEBI:LNG STOP CAMPING YOU FUCK
LNG:MY
LASERS WILL NOT BE STOPPED!
LEGO:I'm stopping this now.
LNG:HOLY SHIT
CLEANER MISSILES.
BEBI:
RUN, EVEN YOU DON'T DESERVE THEIR WRATH.
PURRING:Okay that is being a bit cruel Lego.
LEGO:Don't blame me. Bebi was asking me to stop LNG from camping.
TIM:CLEANER SWORDS.
ROCK:NO STOP
ROCK:Did you seriously slice open a bunch of trash monsters.
TIM:Can't talk, slicing trash monsters in
half.
DEX:Seriously Tim, you're using one of the worst cleaning wea-
TIM:!kick
DEX:STOP
TIM:No.
TIM:!kick
LEGO:OH SHIT.
LEGO:SLIMER-TYPE BOSS INCOMING.
PAWZ:WE ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THIS.
ROCK:SOMEONE SAVE US.
ROCK:OH SHIT IT JUST GOT PURRING.
ROCK:WE NEED A LEVEL 4 DISINFECTANT.
TIM:Did someone ask for Level 4 Disinfectant?
LEGO:Oh please don't tell me that you enchanted your sword with th-
LEGO:You idiot.
TIM:I don't care. I'm just here to fuck shit up.
LEGO:And the slime monster got Tim too.
ROCK:Why did he just run at it?
LEGO:He probably used all his cleangold to buy that enchantment and didn't have enough for even level 1 Lube-Walking Galoshes.
ROCK:Wow, he is dumb
LEGO:That's what I keep telling people.
LEGO:I have enough cleangold to buy a Level-5 Anti-Septic Nuke.
ROCK:Damn
ROCK:Get it
LEGO:Got.
ROCK:What are you waiting for? Use it!
LEGO:Just waiting for the right moment Rocky boy.
LEGO:And NOW!
LNG:Where is the other team?
BEBI:I don't know
BEBI:Ask your boyfriend Tim
LNG:I don't need your sass Bebi.
LNG:Where's Birm?
LNG:He put all his cleangold into level 12 Lube-Walking Galoshes
BEBI:Wow. Autism really does extend far
LNG:I heard that he needed to start putting cleangold into leveling his mental resources with Reaction Time.
BEBI:That idiot is going to go crazy
BEBI:What just happened?
LNG:I don't know... I just blinked and everything changed.
BEBI:Never mind that. It's the enemy team!
BEBI:It looks like where in the trashwilds.
BEBI:HOLY SHIT, IT'S A SLIMER-TYPE BOSS. But it's weak.
LNG:I know the buffs we could get if we slay it first will win us this match but still...
BEBI:I know it's
too dangerous, you don't have to do it you pussy.
BEBI:For the Scrubbempire!
LEGO:I think the enemy team is trying to steal our kill
LEGO:I WILL NOT LET THAT NUKE GO TO WASTE.
ROCK:Don't do it.
LEGO:BUT THE BUFFS.
ROCK:It's not worth it. Let's go gather Purring, Tim and maybe Pawz
ROCK:Where did they go anyway?
PAWZ:I'm right here.
ROCK:Oh
ROCK:We could try and get the kill now
ROCK:The weapons we have are pretty good together.
PAWZ:LET'S GO!
BEBI:Holy shit. Pawz is flying and shooting level 3 Soap Rockets.
LNG:How is she doing that?
BEBI:Fuck. They got the limited edition Steam-Spirit midgame.
LEGO:EAT BULLET SHITHEADS.
LNG:Bebi?
LNG:Oh fuck he is dead!
LNG:Level 2 Slip, don't fail me now!
LEGO:YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY THAT EASY, SCI-FAG.
LEGO:What the hell? MY EYES.
LEGO:WHO HAS THE SHAMPOO HURT EYES DEBUFF ABILITY?
ROCK:Last time I checked, the only person who got that was...
ROCK:
Birm.
BIRM:LNG, how are you feeling. Just kidding don't care. Right now we need to get you out of here.
LNG:What is happening?
BIRM:I am sharing some of my vast reaction time.
BIRM:Currently time has stopped and we can move within it faster than anything.
LNG:This is way cool. But what about Bebi.
BIRM:Yes it is, now shut the fuck up and get on the stretcher I am Bubble-Conjuring.
BIRM:I also let Bebi die because he is a dick to me.
LNG:Alright but isn't that ability way too costly since it can create anything?
BIRM:Yes but when you have most of eternity to grind for cash, money is infinite.
LNG:So why haven't you cleaned everything and won?
BIRM:There is a final boss that has to be fought by both teams.
LNG:Woah.
BIRM:This may seem like a late game but this is pretty early.
BIRM:But we can summon this boss now but only if you get an item LNG.
LNG:Why do I have to get it?
BIRM:Remember that early-game special item that you thought was worthless because it only said "To use for early endgame."
LNG:Cool, let's go get that item!
BIRM:Let me just unpause time for a second.
LNG:Why?
BIRM:This.
BIRM:!kick
<I am going to continue this tommorow. Enjoy this chapter of Someone Different.>
