Dex
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Time to help the one who ends realize the errors of their ways.
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Post by Dex on Sept 16, 2016 23:48:43 GMT -4
[LEGO] has entered the channel [THE VAMSQUAD]
[LEGO] changed channel name to [FUCKGIVING]
LEGO:Winter is coming faggots
LEGO:So we're having Thanksgiving
PREC:i'll bring the memes
LEGO:No you will not
LEGO:Dex, get him
DEX:COME HERE.
PREC:HOLY SHIT
[PREC] has been tied up.
LEGO:That's better
TIM:Did you really have to tie him up?
LEGO:Yes
TIM:Somehow, I believe you.
PREC:UNTIE ME
LEGO:Muffle him
DEX:Okay!
PREC:PLEASE NO
PREC:mmmhmmmh!
PURRING:Can I make the themes?
TIM:Later.
PURRING:You always fucking say that
TIM:I let you do the Halloween theme and not use The Witch's Hut.
TIM:Give me some credit.
PURRING:Who thinks I should make themes?
EVERYONE BUT TIM:ME!
PURRING:I think it has been decided
TIM:Betrayal!
LNG:Dex, why do you conventionally cook?
DEX:It's more fun!
LNG:You do realize that it would be easier and tastier to nanofacture it?
DEX:Yep but like I said, more fun!
LNG:Dex.
DEX:Yes LNG?
LNG:You're stupid.
LEGO:Dex are you picking your nose?
DEX:Yes.
LEGO:How the fuck are you doing that, you're an android?
DEX:I find fake mucus to gross out people, it's fun.
LEGO:Have you considered this is why people don't like you?
DEX:No.
DEX:Why do you ask?
TIM:I still don't get why I have to wear a frock coat.
DEX:It's cool.
TIM:It's been out of style since the 1880s.
TIM:How could it be cool?
DEX:I don't know.
DEX:It just is.
TIM:If Wikipedia says it's out of style, I'm not wearing it.
DEX:Tim I'm blocking Wikipedia access for you.
PURRING:Dex has deactivated for a short time
PAWZ:I still have some left-over pumpkins.
PAWZ:Let's stack them on his head.
PURRING:I don't think that's a good idea
PAWZ:Oh come on Purring, don't be a downer.
PURRING:Fine
PAWZ:Alright the total number of pumpkins is 58.
PAWZ:That means Tim's, Lego's and Gweb's bets lose.
PAWZ:LNG and Purring's win the bet.
PAWZ:Tim, Lego and Gweb have to do everything they say for a week.
PURRING:Yes!
LEGO:NO
[DEX] has activated.
DEX:Why the fuck are there pumpkins on my head?
PURRING:No reason.
[PREC]'s muffle has slipped off!
PREC:THEY WERE HAVING A PUMPKIN STACKING COMPETITION ON YOUR HEAD!
DEX:WHAT?
PURRING:It's not as bad as you think!
LEGO:It's exactly as bad as you think
PURRING:NOT HELPING
LEGO:Exactly
DEX:DID YOU TAKE ANY PHOTOS?
PURRING:NO
DEX:YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME, I WANTED PHOTOS.
PURRING:Sorry
LEGO:I took a photo
DEX:Send it to my phone.
LEGO:Text or email?
DEX:Honestly people over-hype photo texting.
DEX:The difference is miniscule, I mean come on-
DEX:Sorry for rambling. Email.
LEGO:Annnddd sent
DEX:Thank you, you can have anything you want as a reward.
LEGO:Well, I had a bet and lost...
PURRING:THIS IS WAY TOO SKIMPY
PAWZ:Dex said that Lego could ask for anything.
PURRING:I NEVER SHOULD HAVE AGREED TO PUMPKIN STACKING
LEGO:Less talk, more work!
PURRING:Yes sir...
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 17, 2016 0:17:44 GMT -4
I question why this was made.
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Post by Happy on Sept 17, 2016 0:37:56 GMT -4
You'll notice that in all my time in the RPF, I'm sworn maybe twice. And neither was particularly bad. That's a lot of swearing LNG. It's nothing compared to when you guys were roasting me earlier. |
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Dex
Themes
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Post by Dex on Sept 17, 2016 0:48:07 GMT -4
I question why this was made. Fun. |
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 17, 2016 0:56:55 GMT -4
Oh, I see
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 8:52:44 GMT -4
sending photos over email makes them lose a shit ton of quality.
meanwhile texting a photo loses no quality at all, or if it does it's so miniscule of a change that no one can even notice it
on a sidenote, please stop using me just because i am "a girl"
the period jokes and skimpy clothing are not appreciated and only make this already bad story a lot worse
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 9:01:11 GMT -4
whose in the picture, though? From left to right: Purring, LNG, Tim, Dex, Lego, Gwebster and Pawz. Wait, what the fuck. I'm the PINK one? I thought for sure I'd either be "LNG" or "Lego" But no, I'm the most stereotypically girly one in there It's disgusting how wrong your assumptions are. |
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Post by Death on Sept 17, 2016 9:01:28 GMT -4
sending photos over email makes them lose a shit ton of quality. meanwhile texting a photo loses no quality at all, or if it does it's so miniscule of a change that no one can even notice it on a sidenote, please stop using me just because i am "a girl" the period jokes and skimpy clothing are not appreciated and only make this already bad story a lot worse I take your post and up it a like. |
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Post by Death on Sept 17, 2016 9:05:52 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right.
It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that.
What do you want to be purring?
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Sept 17, 2016 9:11:01 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right. It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that. What do you want to be purring? NOPE YOU ARE NOT STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT. IS THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T INCLUDE YOU? |
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Post by Death on Sept 17, 2016 9:16:42 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right. It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that. What do you want to be purring? NOPE YOU ARE NOT STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT. IS THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T INCLUDE YOU? ...Why exactly would I want to be in a story where you get all the characterisations wrong? You#d probably have me as some suicidal, emo guy idk. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2016 9:23:44 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right. It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that. What do you want to be purring? Myself...? I don't know much about D&D but I do think your story would probably be better than this one |
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 17, 2016 9:53:34 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right. It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that. What do you want to be purring? If you're going to write me in, can I be a barbarian? I know that I'm not Purring but still. |
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Sept 17, 2016 10:08:49 GMT -4
I could probably write a better story to be honest. At least I'd ask people if their character interactions are right. It'd probably be RPers in D&D. In fact, I'm going to do that. What do you want to be purring? If you're going to write me in, can I be a barbarian? I know that I'm not Purring but still. BETRAYAL. |
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Post by vammy on Sept 17, 2016 11:27:51 GMT -4
I see myself a rogue-Druid mutilclass
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Post by Pawzkat on Sept 17, 2016 12:18:32 GMT -4
If Tail's story happens, and I were to be written in, could I be a ranger?
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 17, 2016 12:51:57 GMT -4
Nigel Thornback the dwarf
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Sept 17, 2016 17:03:32 GMT -4
phew
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Oct 4, 2016 4:41:22 GMT -4
[TIM] has entered the channel [FUCKGIVING]
[TIM] changed channel name to [CHRISTMAS]
TIM:Dex has threatened to vaporize me if I do not attempt to do Christmas.
TIM:Obviously he is anti-Semitic.
DEX:I don't care if you are part Jewish.
DEX:I want to fucking do Christmas.
DEX:In fact instead of vaporizing you, I'll put you in the gas chamber.
TIM:Wait we have a gas chamber?
DEX:I had it installed after Bebi made a lot of comments on how he wanted to execute the innocent.
DEX:Though technically the Jews have been kicked out of-
TIM:Don't finish that sentence.
TIM:Just don't.
LEGO:Why do I have to wear a serape?
DEX:Overwatch.
LEGO:What?
DEX:OVERWATCH.
PURRING:I cannot understand how you managed to use all the wrapping paper to do this
PAWZ:It's the newest craze!
PURRING:The newest craze is to literally cover everything with wrapping paper
PAWZ:No, that is where it get's interesting!
PURRING:Somehow I don't think it's going to get interesting.
TIM:Hey Lego do you know how to get bypass the block to Wikipedia for my account.
LEGO:Did you consider using another account?
TIM:Why would I do that?
TIM:My email is on that account.
LEGO:You do realize that you can log into your email regardless of your account right
TIM:...
TIM:No.
TIM:החנוכה היא נהדרת!
[TIM] has exploded.
ALL:HOLY SHIT.
PRIEST:We are gathered here today to honor the loss of Tim P. Ookie.
PRIEST:He died a filthy Jew.
PURRING:Pawz, did you seriously hire a neo-nazi priest?
PAWZ:I got him at a discount!
LEGO:After Tim died, Dex tried his best to revive him. A complication essentially added him to the body pile as well. A joke turned into a real death.
LEGO:We lost the complex due to some safety measure Dex added in the case of his death which Purring triggered.
LEGO:We all grew mad at Purring, not knowing the battle within. Purring committed suicide due to her tremendous guilt.
LEGO:Pawz became a junkie that was hooked on an alien drug roughly translated to "Forget".
LEGO:Pawz forgot almost everything but the complex still haunted him and him being a major contributor to the fire that was Purring's emotions, he subconsciously overdosed because he wished his life could just end.
LEGO:LNG after introducing Pawz to Forget, he went into a homicidal rage because he thought nothing could be worse. He killed Birm, Blunder, Bebi, Prec and Gwebster before Vammy shot him down.
LEGO:Vammy soon became a vigilante but was arrested after 3 years of torturing criminals, setting them ablaze and in some cases, removing their eyes. He was strangled to death in prison after a gang he caused trouble for caught wind of him staying there.
LEGO:I have managed to survive through all this despite everything. Today I am going back 7 years to regain what we lost.
[LEGO] has traveled back in time 7 years, 4 months, 21 days, 2 hours, 52 minutes and 5 seconds.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 5:39:32 GMT -4
I wouldn't commit suicide out of guilt, I'd do it to get out of your story
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Oct 4, 2016 6:17:28 GMT -4
I wouldn't commit suicide out of guilt, I'd do it to get out of your story That is if you knew if it was a story. |
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Post by LeBlunder on Oct 4, 2016 21:34:10 GMT -4
Oh, okay then
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Post by Duck14 on Oct 4, 2016 22:12:09 GMT -4
I wouldn't commit suicide out of guilt, I'd do it to get out of your story That is if you knew if it was a story. Is it a story? |
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Dex
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Time to help the one who ends realize the errors of their ways.
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Post by Dex on Oct 5, 2016 1:34:38 GMT -4
That is if you knew if it was a story. Is it a story? Yes. |
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Post by passion fruit on Oct 5, 2016 1:48:16 GMT -4
WHATS GOING ON
i just jumped to page 5
the shit
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