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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 16:20:15 GMT -4
What are some of your favorite examples of logic in a game that... Well, wouldn't exactly carry over well into the real world? Provide titles if you think it necessary.
"I haven't slept in two months, because waiting is a hell of a lot easier than sleeping." -TES and Fallouts.
"Need to jump higher? What do you think those grenades are for? Or explosives in general, really."
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Post by LeBlunder on Oct 1, 2016 16:22:39 GMT -4
"Oh no, my girl just got kidnapped! I'm gonna walk in a straight line and kill anyone who encounters me on the way." -Most 2D platformers
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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 16:26:30 GMT -4
"Oh no, my girl just got kidnapped! I'm gonna walk in a straight line and kill anyone who encounters me on the way." -Most 2D platformers Oh God, off topic, but that makes me think of... Whichever Prince of Persia game it was. Free this demon to revive/save your girlfriend, chase demon for the whole game, catch demon after girlfriend gets killed again, and... Yeah, you guessed it, free the fucking demon again to revive her. That's the ending of it. |
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Post by Death on Oct 1, 2016 16:30:46 GMT -4
"Hey, I can't step over this small bundle of timber in my way because the game won't allow me to do so."
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Post by Patriot on Oct 1, 2016 16:36:24 GMT -4
I just shot ahead of me, but it just killed someone 20 feet above me. (Wolfenstein 3d)
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Post by Roq on Oct 1, 2016 16:44:01 GMT -4
"I just got filled with lead, but it's okay. I will just take cover and I will slowly recover."- Every CoD game
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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 16:47:17 GMT -4
"I just got filled with lead, but it's okay. I will just take cover and I will slowly recover."- Every CoD game That knife though... The most lethal substance known to man is whatever those knives are made of. Fun fact, I think it's botulism... As in Botox before it is deactivated/dead. 1 gram can kill 1,000 or something like that, but every attempt to make it a weapon has failed. |
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Post by Roq on Oct 1, 2016 16:47:59 GMT -4
"I just got filled with lead, but it's okay. I will just take cover and I will slowly recover."- Every CoD game That knife though... The most lethal substance known to man is whatever those knives are made of. I know right? |
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Post by LeBlunder on Oct 1, 2016 17:11:16 GMT -4
Hm... I think that I'm gonna barge into random people's homes and break all of their pots. -You know which game
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Post by Roq on Oct 1, 2016 17:34:29 GMT -4
Hm... I think that I'm gonna barge into random people's homes and break all of their pots. -You know which game Link, stop already or I will shot you. |
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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 17:40:55 GMT -4
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Post by LeBlunder on Oct 1, 2016 17:55:30 GMT -4
Hm... I think that I'm gonna barge into random people's homes and break all of their pots. -You know which game Link, stop already or I will shot you. But I gotta get the rupees |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Oct 1, 2016 18:00:47 GMT -4
Wait, Mr. Raider! Let me pause space and time to raise my giant watch that never needs cleaning, and equip a rocket launcher from thin air! Alright, I'm done. Time for a rocket to the face!
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Post by LNG257 on Oct 1, 2016 18:12:25 GMT -4
Endless hordes of enemies running at me even tho I have and am cutting down hundreds of them at a time.
Humans don't logick that way.
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Post by Roq on Oct 1, 2016 18:30:50 GMT -4
Endless hordes of enemies running at me even tho I have and am cutting down hundreds of them at a time. Humans don't logick that way. I am guessing Payday 2 or something similar. |
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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 18:39:43 GMT -4
Endless hordes of enemies running at me even tho I have and am cutting down hundreds of them at a time. Humans don't logick that way. Bandit 1: Let's go rob this guy. Bandit 2: Wait, holy shit is that a dragon?! Bandit 3: I think that guy just killed and ate the dragon's soul... Bandit 1: I bet we can take him. |
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Post by Roq on Oct 1, 2016 18:48:38 GMT -4
Endless hordes of enemies running at me even tho I have and am cutting down hundreds of them at a time. Humans don't logick that way. Bandit 1: Let's go rob this guy. Bandit 2: Wait, holy shit is that a dragon?! Bandit 3: I think that guy just killed and ate the dragon's soul... Bandit 1: I bet we can take him. In Payday 2 you can kill hundreds of police officers, even Bulldozers.... But the others don't give a crap and keep on fighting. |
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Post by passion fruit on Oct 1, 2016 19:59:18 GMT -4
"Is that a 2 foot drop? That is fine, What about this one that's a lil' bigg- MY LEGS." -Witcher 3
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Post by Henrypika on Oct 1, 2016 20:34:06 GMT -4
"Full momentum with a gigantic ass sword... From this awkward ass position." - Fire Emblem GBA
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 20:54:02 GMT -4
"I just got filled with lead, but it's okay. I will just take cover and I will slowly recover."- Every CoD game That knife though... The most lethal substance known to man is whatever those knives are made of. Fun fact, I think it's botulism... As in Botox before it is deactivated/dead. 1 gram can kill 1,000 or something like that, but every attempt to make it a weapon has failed.Here's what's interesting about the whole knife thing in COD Assuming the soldier in any given call of duty game are wearing some sort of bullet-proof or bullet-resistant armor (a logical explanation for why they don't fucking drop instantly), then a knife would be incredible effective because, generally, bullet-proof vests do nothing against knives. The reason for that is another topic for another day, and irrelevant anyway. From a game-play standpoint it also makes sense. If you get close enough to use a knife, you deserve to just kill that person. Likewise if you let someone get that close, you deserve the death. |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Oct 1, 2016 21:10:42 GMT -4
That knife though... The most lethal substance known to man is whatever those knives are made of. Fun fact, I think it's botulism... As in Botox before it is deactivated/dead. 1 gram can kill 1,000 or something like that, but every attempt to make it a weapon has failed.Here's what's interesting about the whole knife thing in COD Assuming the soldier in any given call of duty game are wearing some sort of bullet-proof or bullet-resistant armor (a logical explanation for why they don't fucking drop instantly), then a knife would be incredible effective because, generally, bullet-proof vests do nothing against knives. The reason for that is another topic for another day, and irrelevant anyway. From a game-play standpoint it also makes sense. If you get close enough to use a knife, you deserve to just kill that person. Likewise if you let someone get that close, you deserve the death. While we're at it, can we mention that nearly every cod gun either: has the fire selector pointed on safe or in the opposite direction missing certain parts that keep the gun in one piece putting on an optic gets rid of folding sights when they can be easily folded down/the gas block are fielded to the wrong country |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 21:13:51 GMT -4
Here's what's interesting about the whole knife thing in COD Assuming the soldier in any given call of duty game are wearing some sort of bullet-proof or bullet-resistant armor (a logical explanation for why they don't fucking drop instantly), then a knife would be incredible effective because, generally, bullet-proof vests do nothing against knives. The reason for that is another topic for another day, and irrelevant anyway. From a game-play standpoint it also makes sense. If you get close enough to use a knife, you deserve to just kill that person. Likewise if you let someone get that close, you deserve the death. While we're at it, can we mention that nearly every cod gun either: has the fire selector pointed on safe or in the opposite direction missing certain parts that keep the gun in one piece putting on an optic gets rid of folding sights when they can be easily folded down/the gas block are fielded to the wrong country Didn't say COD got everything right, just a couple things |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Oct 1, 2016 21:19:01 GMT -4
While we're at it, can we mention that nearly every cod gun either: has the fire selector pointed on safe or in the opposite direction missing certain parts that keep the gun in one piece putting on an optic gets rid of folding sights when they can be easily folded down/the gas block are fielded to the wrong country Didn't say COD got everything right, just a couple things I know, just adding on |
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Post by Duck14 on Oct 1, 2016 21:50:26 GMT -4
Runs over a number of people in GTA - 1 star.
Police car hits you - 2 stars.
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Post by Benzo on Oct 1, 2016 21:54:56 GMT -4
The thing about the knife is no one is going to have time to put away their assault rifle to whip out a knife. That leaves the option of just completely dropping your weapon to grab it; Still a dumb move. So really, aye, a bayonet or ready-held knife would absolutely make sense, given that the stab is a good, vital stab. (When against a front-facing opponent, of course. If he has his back to you, you might have time to mess around.)
A throwing knife that bounced off two walls to hit your waist, however, probably isn't more lethal than being shot.
But hell, if you want to be looking at actual impact damage... I thought a .50 Caliber could punch a decent hole in armor, but apparently this raider's head is made of Adamantium. -Fallout (4, I feel like the NV version actually did what it is supposed to?)
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