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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:27:27 GMT -4
No, because you're not in the demon lands. I am.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:29:05 GMT -4
so then there's just going to be a soul stuck until i return to do judgey stuff
good job lng youjust ruined the afterlife for everyone
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 15:31:46 GMT -4
Birm needs to own demon capatal to pass souls and no bullshit saying that stone island was your capatal
Hazzan is back
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:33:22 GMT -4
so i cant bring back some dead swarmers but he can bring a leader
huh
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:33:56 GMT -4
Woohoo! Mission success! We hold a great celebration, with the entertainers that make everyone laugh, and lots of sacrifices to Vammy. We gather up birm's old drug stores and sacrifice it in offering to the great Vammy.
So, a while ago I converted the robot transformers. What do I do with them now?
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:35:16 GMT -4
no really, that's bull shit.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 15:35:53 GMT -4
Idk their not active in Vammyism duty
Weed
Celebrate
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 15:36:39 GMT -4
Gods give birmface seven swarmers
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:36:38 GMT -4
Yes, celebration! Woo!
(But seriously, now that I've converted the robots, what can I do with them?)
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:13:27 GMT -4
( They now worship tthe same chruch you worship and idk give ideas )
Vammy doesj't know
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 20:25:02 GMT -4
(  seriously don't know. Maybe I'll just sweep in and conquer them. Cuz I want transformer robot stuff.) Anyway, now that the celebration is over, military stuff to address. People like using fire against us, so make armor for all units that is totally immune to fire. Lava and liquid obsidian included, though those are really hot, maybe the armor will just resist lava and liquid obsidian really well. The spy satellites should be up by now(almost nothing I say about other kingdoms can be metagame unless my satellites are shot down, weee). Make engines that go faster than sound, make big ones for our planes and small ones for missiles. Send explorers out in fast planes to search for fun islands. |
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:28:47 GMT -4
( Get robot crusaders )
Iiquid obsidion is like ultra hot, it be can be frozen by lava
Your Mach 6 ships will be done shortly
Explorers will look hard
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 20:33:51 GMT -4
Well, if they want to turn up the heat, we'll turn it down... by a lot. Tell scientists to work on making liquid nitrogen guns and stuff like that.
Also tell some scientists to make submarines. And another group of scientists to take those submarine plans and combine them with our plane plans for a plane that can go underwater like a submarine and fly like a plane.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:38:01 GMT -4
Submarines will bedone soon, also your cold as fuck liquid nitrogen will be done
Some Jellyfish want entry into your lands to play a game known as jelly brawl
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 20:43:18 GMT -4
Well, if the game isn't too dangerous and it's an organized sport instead of alley brawling, we'll allow them in.
Also, when we took birm's tech we got miniguns and invisibility and stuff. Tell some scientists to get working on sound bubbles to no sound escapes and other stuff so radar won't work on detecting our invisible stuff. Also tell the scientists to make the miniguns laser miniguns, with burst-siege level lasers like that used on our planes, but really, really fast firing. It'll be awesome.
Build shrines and temples to Vammy on the demon island, and a shrine to Vammy on the pineapple island(I'm assuming we own it) and moar factories and red dust converters everywhere.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:48:09 GMT -4
Tow teams shoot jelly at each other, both sides have three players. The first team to have all it's players fall into a pit of water loses.
Miniguns and invisibility sound good, sound bubbles sound hard but whatever
Plus 25 piety
Red dust is coming dude, your doing very well
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 20:49:00 GMT -4
The Internet has reached your kingdom.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 20:52:53 GMT -4
Woohoo.
We still have the shadow crusader, right? Try using the shadow as a catalyst for a machine with two big tubes not unlike our cloning machines. Whatever goes in one of the tubes, the shadow uses shadow energy to make a shadow of the whatever in the other tube too. So it's a shadow machine.
Send priests to convert the musical instrument people who haven't been doing anything.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:57:58 GMT -4
That shoudl be easy, they don't worship anything
The shadow doesn't clone himself but he does dance
Crusaders always stay bby
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 21:02:17 GMT -4
Uhh. Try using the shadow machine to clone a Charger.
Also try using a crystal as the power source in a laser gun like we put on our planes. By my calculations it should blow up the testing facility once the laser is fired. So make sure the testing site is far, far away from the cities.
Also, buy 6 FGS and outfit them with our awesome armor.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 21:07:24 GMT -4
Your chargers doesn't clone b he turned into a shadow
Your a insurge of grape population
Crystal guns should work
FGS are here
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 21:12:12 GMT -4
Uhh
Grape mommies must have been very happy with the celebration.
We don't need the internet, we already have satellite communications and telephones for everyone, and people only use the internet to look up porn. We don't let the populace know that the internet is a thing.
Well then, uh, we have a shadow Charger? Can it walk on water, or be invisible, or something?
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 21:13:23 GMT -4
The Internet has spread to your kingdom.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 21:14:22 GMT -4
We deny the internet. We have everything we need already.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 21:15:11 GMT -4
The Internet has spread to your kingdom.
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seriously don't know. Maybe I'll just sweep in and conquer them. Cuz I want transformer robot stuff.)