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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 12:29:56 GMT -4
O-kay then. Birm confirmed mirp. Pineapple-grapples destroyed. Claim the enclave and start building a big naval base there, because there's really nothing else left.
Build a bunch of satellites. Build so many satellites that I can basically see whatever is going on in the entire world. And after that, build more satellites.
Ooh, use a bit of lava in our laser power sources so the lasers become extra-hot, thus increasing their power! Lasers for life!
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 12:32:01 GMT -4
im pretty sure lasers are super hot by default though lng
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 12:32:44 GMT -4
Yes. But we gotta make them hotter.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 12:34:01 GMT -4
mmm fair enough i suppose
just drifting in space till i either find the moon or die.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 12:57:29 GMT -4
Hotter? How
Naval base With free grapple snapple
One your satellites hits a droid and a grapple
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 13:29:04 GMT -4
A grapple? In space? INVESTIGATE!
Lava makes everything hotter. It's proven science.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 13:30:12 GMT -4
A drunk Grape comes up to you with alcohol spilling out of his mouth, his clothes in tatters, and weed falling out of his pocket.
"huy if u gimme 2000 grape s33dz ell svr ur laif"
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 13:31:26 GMT -4
demon***
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 13:55:15 GMT -4
Lava will be added to your guns
It's two dead bodies of grapple it seems Birm met his fate
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 13:59:57 GMT -4
We thought birm was dead for good last time, then he became a demon. Incinerate the bodies to make sure they never return to life, or undeath, or whatever.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 14:01:23 GMT -4
They shall be burned to extra death
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 14:08:07 GMT -4
Righto. Continue upgrading and building everything. Build lots more factories and red dust machines and stuff.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 14:50:11 GMT -4
Factory that produce red dust yay
Your people discover a nuke
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 14:55:53 GMT -4
The nuke explodes randomly, sending radiation off for miles as well -50 piety. Zees was my God Nuke that Vam gave me. Fgt.  |
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 14:58:07 GMT -4
im going to report this
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:03:49 GMT -4
Vammy has decreed that nukes are evil, and so we shall treat it. After removing the warhead and disarming it and stuff, we burn the nuke as an offering to vammy.
Continue building satellites. Upgrade our hovertanks and stuff, and oh, make special stuff so our mechs can run on water.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 15:10:03 GMT -4
Good jeb m8 you passed the test
Stae'ites and stuff is fun
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 15:12:24 GMT -4
NO FGT
HE
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BY NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:17:29 GMT -4
Oh yes, I have business. Now that we have conquered the home of the demons, Evantir goes to the Judge of Souls and asks for Hazzan back, claiming Hazzan was key in defeating the evil birm who lead the demons to needless war.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:18:23 GMT -4
hazzan is burning in hell
the deepest darkest pit of hell
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:18:51 GMT -4
btw i was the judge of souls lmao
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:22:03 GMT -4
"He pleads to join the demons in their army, a plead that is accepted by The Judge of Souls."
You can't accept yourself silly.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:23:18 GMT -4
i became the judge of souls when i killed the other judge of souls
so no fuck you hazzan can burn with eternal torture from satan's ass demons
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:25:32 GMT -4
But if you were judge of souls, then I defeated you, that means I'm the new judge of souls. so I bring Hazzan back to life and let him rejoin the leaders of the Overworld Dominion, where he should be.
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:26:57 GMT -4
im still alive though
so im still the judge of souls
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