RE: Your Brains

[Death]

Heya Dan, it's Tails from the restaurant down the street
It's good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now

I really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand

But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming



All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains



I don't want to nitpick, Dan, but is this really your plan?

Spend your whole life locked inside your store?

Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns

And you'll have to open up the door
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff

But Dan, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly



All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains



I'd like to help you Dan, in any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me

I'm not a monster Dan, well, technically I am

I guess I am



I've got another meeting Dan, maybe we could wrap it up

I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors

I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell

And we'll put this thing to bed

When I bash your head open
!


All we want to do is eat your brains

We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we want to do is eat your brains

We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Danonymous]

Is it ok if I offer you my cryogenic core? That is my brain, after all.

[Death]

I had to post his, since Tom looks a lot like your avatar and Bob looks a lot like my avatar (if it were a zombie).

[Danonymous]

Jun 27, 2015 7:20:57 GMT -4 Death said:

I had to post his, since Tom looks a lot like your avatar and Bob looks a lot like my avatar (if it were a zombie).

Neither of us looks like them.