Post by galacticvoyager on Jun 26, 2015 15:23:17 GMT -4
Story:
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Later energy accumulated into another form of storage, matter. This matter was hydrogen and became massive stars, which exploded due to looking at chuck Norris (when chuck Norris is around, everything grows eyes and explodes). This in turn made all other matter, or "elements." This turned into a small white star with 8 planets and 3 large asteroid rings. 1 planet which had 1 moon (the remains of chuck Norris arm wrestling with god, who is chuck Norris child, chuck won and created the moon so people can see his face. but chuck Norris doesn't do art, he paints with the blood of his enemies), this in turn created life that self replicated and self improved itself into a intelligent species arrive, or in other words. every species, extinct or extant, came into being and chuck Norris killed 99% of those species, and then made humans...
CS:
chuck doesn't want a CS, so you wasted 2 and a half minutes reading all of this (its for your own good, in 5 seconds flat your face would experience a object going at the speed of light. AKA chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick...)
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Later energy accumulated into another form of storage, matter. This matter was hydrogen and became massive stars, which exploded due to looking at chuck Norris (when chuck Norris is around, everything grows eyes and explodes). This in turn made all other matter, or "elements." This turned into a small white star with 8 planets and 3 large asteroid rings. 1 planet which had 1 moon (the remains of chuck Norris arm wrestling with god, who is chuck Norris child, chuck won and created the moon so people can see his face. but chuck Norris doesn't do art, he paints with the blood of his enemies), this in turn created life that self replicated and self improved itself into a intelligent species arrive, or in other words. every species, extinct or extant, came into being and chuck Norris killed 99% of those species, and then made humans...
CS:
chuck doesn't want a CS, so you wasted 2 and a half minutes reading all of this (its for your own good, in 5 seconds flat your face would experience a object going at the speed of light. AKA chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick...)
