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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 22:02:28 GMT -4
There's one girl I keep messaging when I mean to send messages to my girlfriend, and she keeps getting angry at me when I send, you know, relationship stuff. ("I Love you"'s and that bullshit.) So, to mess with her, I sent the following message.
"ok, now what you wanna do if you're ready is lick your fingers and go around the rim"
I'm just waiting until she reads it. It will be like the best.
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Post by eloos on Jun 20, 2015 22:36:51 GMT -4
omg
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I guess we're migrating back to this shithole.
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Post by Ivy on Jun 20, 2015 22:47:11 GMT -4
omg[2]
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 23:38:46 GMT -4
you have GOT to tell us what happens
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 23:43:42 GMT -4
that wouldnt be enough lubricant though?
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Post by Eternity on Jun 20, 2015 23:45:55 GMT -4
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That is actually beautiful.
You now have my eternal respect.
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Post by eloos on Jun 21, 2015 0:10:15 GMT -4
has she responded yet
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 0:16:30 GMT -4
No. She went offline just after I sent it, she hasn't read it.
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Post by eloos on Jun 21, 2015 0:17:09 GMT -4
boo
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 12:31:07 GMT -4
She said "What?!"... How anticlimactic.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 18:08:55 GMT -4
Awwwww.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 18:54:34 GMT -4
tbh if some random guy sent me that it b like "whut" too
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