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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 16, 2015 14:02:34 GMT -4
My only requirement is that it isn't a gun or something of the sort, it has to look like a medieval weapon. Acceptable things include halberds, double-headed flails, English longbows and a Darth Maul-esque sword. Unacceptable things include a musket, pistol, grenade and so forth.
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Post by eloos on Jun 16, 2015 14:05:46 GMT -4
a giant, purple warhammer bearing jewels with spikes on the end.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2015 14:17:52 GMT -4
Great story, tim.
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 16, 2015 14:29:49 GMT -4
A whip. Preferably with studs on the end.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2015 14:47:15 GMT -4
fancy wand that kills people instantly
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Post by SwedishLemon on Jun 16, 2015 15:11:45 GMT -4
Honestly? Some kind of metal claw device, functioning similar to brass knuckles but larger and with curved claws to rend and tear flesh. What I have in real life? A kukri machete. You know, the kind the Gurkha have used to behead people. And warlords. Plenty of warlords have used a Kukri to behead people.
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 16, 2015 16:55:30 GMT -4
Tim,
I think this goes in Random Talk, but if you are directing this thread to all of us, it should be in Community Talk.
CAN I MOVE THE THREAD SIR?!
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 16, 2015 21:46:33 GMT -4
It's in stories because I need to know for a story that Tails and I are writing.
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Post by tarandus on Jun 16, 2015 21:49:53 GMT -4
Sword cane. I could attack with it as a cane, and attack with it as a sword.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2015 21:53:06 GMT -4
Ah.
Well, my favorite weapon of the type would either be bow and arrow, sword, or mace.
Maces and flails are just kinda what I've thought was cool in past polls like this
Bow and arrow is something I can actually use, and it's so much fun
and swords are just cool.
So, bow.
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Post by tarandus on Jun 16, 2015 21:55:15 GMT -4
Can my sword cane shoot arrows as well?
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Post by hygenisthygenist on Jun 16, 2015 21:56:44 GMT -4
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Post by LNG257 on Jun 16, 2015 22:57:23 GMT -4
I would take my vorpal blade, and leave trails of nothingness where my enemies once were!
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Post by tarandus on Jun 16, 2015 23:42:23 GMT -4
I would take my vorpal blade, and leave trails of nothingness where my enemies once were! And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! |
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Post by LNG257 on Jun 16, 2015 23:46:49 GMT -4
I would take my vorpal blade, and leave trails of nothingness where my enemies once were! And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! Actually, no. My Vorpal Blade is actually a complex and highly dangerous concentrated generator that creates microscopic blade holes all along the blade's surface. The fields allow things to go in, but doesn't let the micro-black-holes expire or let their gravitational forces rip the blade, the user, and the local city apart. |
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Post by tarandus on Jun 16, 2015 23:51:20 GMT -4
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! Actually, no. My Vorpal Blade is actually a complex and highly dangerous concentrated generator that creates microscopic blade holes all along the blade's surface. The fields allow things to go in, but doesn't let the micro-black-holes expire or let their gravitational forces rip the blade, the user, and the local city apart. Interesting. But that means there is still a Jabberwock out there that needs slaying, SO... |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 17, 2015 4:15:02 GMT -4
Ok, I shall have the magical katana of cutting bodies in half!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 4:17:53 GMT -4
Ok, I shall have the magical katana of cutting bodies in half! Katana. Clever. Original. |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 17, 2015 4:22:09 GMT -4
Ok, I shall have the magical katana of cutting bodies in half! Katana. Clever. Original. (I like cutting bodies in half and watch the intestines dangle from my katana, ok?) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 4:23:23 GMT -4
(I like cutting bodies in half and watch the intestines dangle from my katana, ok?) Because I'm sure you've cut a man in half. Now would you like in or out of home therapy? |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 17, 2015 4:26:18 GMT -4
(I like cutting bodies in half and watch the intestines dangle from my katana, ok?) Because I'm sure you've cut a man in half. Now would you like in or out of home therapy? I do not understand what home therapy is, sir. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 4:27:55 GMT -4
Because I'm sure you've cut a man in half. Now would you like in or out of home therapy? I do not understand what home therapy is, sir. Are you dumb are you fucking with me? |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 17, 2015 4:30:21 GMT -4
I do not understand what home therapy is, sir. Are you dumb are you fucking with me? Neither, I just don't know what it is, calm down mate. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2015 4:34:27 GMT -4
Are you dumb are you fucking with me? Neither, I just don't know what it is, calm down mate. Okay. Let me say this really nice and slow. Home.  Therapy  Think. What could home therapy possibly be? Could is possibly be Inside of a  |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 17, 2015 4:47:10 GMT -4
So basically, a session of therapy inside of your house, I do not need in home therapy, but thanks for the offer.
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