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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 7:24:01 GMT -4
 Your boss is drunk in his office, as usual. You're his second-in-command so he doesn't suspect you'll do anything too bad.
You currently have $10,000 in your bank and $42.21 in your pocket. What's your first action? |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 7:31:46 GMT -4
Aaaw...
How many employees do we have?
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 7:57:44 GMT -4
Currently 50 people work at the power-plant with you. |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 8:01:18 GMT -4
Good.
I will start working.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 8:02:57 GMT -4
As you begin to work, ambitions of running your own personal army tugs at your mind. You grab a notepad and a pen and begin to doodle. |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 9:10:44 GMT -4
I draw me, and handsom, muscly, russian man with the head of a soda pop.
I stop and think.
"My momma always said I had a problem..."
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 9:44:50 GMT -4
I doodle some more.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 16:03:56 GMT -4
As you doodle, you begin sketching a portrait of you with a beefy physique and a fedora on. You're holding a flag over a mound of dead bodies. As you stick it in the ground, blood ushers out of the last surviving one of your victims.
Your conscious suggests maybe scheduling an appointment with a psychotherapist.
The bell rings as it's time for lunch. Your wife packed you a ham and cheese lunch with chocolate pudding and a Crush (Orange)soda can. Although, there's a McDonalds down the street, but that costs more money. |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 21:12:17 GMT -4
Where's the nearest liquor store.
Sneak over there, buy a be-BUY a soda pop. SODA POP ONLY!
Then give away the Crush to a hobo, and then go back to eat my food at my desk.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 23:12:43 GMT -4
You sneak over to the liquor store known as Golden Nectar and buy a 16 oz. bottle of CocaCola. -$5.25
You find a hobo on the street, you hand him the Crush soda bottle. He thanks you and promises to serve you.
+1 [Hobo Goon]
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 23:33:58 GMT -4
yay
I eat!
What now.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 13, 2015 23:50:53 GMT -4
I don't know, do whatever you want. |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 14, 2015 9:28:19 GMT -4
I don't know, do whatever you want. 10/10 I go back to work. |
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Post by The Jiggler on Jun 14, 2015 20:15:17 GMT -4
As you work, you accidentally spill your CocaCola on your keyboard.
Your keyboard has short-circuited and it's keys are all sticky from the syrup.
-$100
Your boss puts you on leave without pay for the rest of the day. |
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 16, 2015 15:50:21 GMT -4
"THE FAAACK" I walk out with my Hobo goon.
"Gather more allies... A reckoning shall be at hand."
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