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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2015 10:06:41 GMT -4
Hopeful dreams melded into my conscious thoughts as I awakened slowly. Blankets that were slightly too hot for that morning were strewn on me, and a warm and happy, albeit fat, cat was asleep on my feet. Finally, I opened my blurry eyes. Blinking sleep away, I squinted at the lighting. Judging by how dark it was, it couldn't be any more than seven or eight, yet I looked at my clock, and it was nine. Overcast, I acknowledged, then went to work on rubbing my eyes. When I was done, I noticed the sound of rain, the soft pitter patter that could turn into a relaxing downpour in less than a minute. I laid there for minutes, enjoying the muted sound of rain.
Suddenly, I felt a tickle on my left arm. My eyes flew open, and what they saw marked a reminder of a battle that hadn't ended. My right hand quickly squeezed the tiny black bug between my thumb and forefinger before it could jump. I squirmed out of bed and clumsily tiptoed to the bathroom in a hurry. Holding my hand over the sink, I let loose my grip just a smidgen. It was still alive- It was squirming. I held close my fingers tighter than ever and began to hover my left hand by the faucet knob. Holding my fingers directly below the faucet, I turned on the water and let it go over my fingers for a bit, before I slowly let go of the wretched parasite. Once I was satisfied that the bug had been drowned, I washed my hands as thoroughly as I could.
TL;DR: Try as you might, you cannot flea from your problems
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Danonymous
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 12, 2015 10:08:44 GMT -4
I kill insects with my bare hands. Except if they're daddy long legs, they are more terrifying than wasps.
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Post by eloos on Jun 12, 2015 10:30:40 GMT -4
me and my friend were throwing sticks at a wasps nest yesterday
because screw wasps
we nearly got stung multiple times
we got it
the wasps were pissed
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 12, 2015 10:44:16 GMT -4
Oh yeah, I remember a similar incident two years ago, except my friend's grandfather was with us.
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Jun 12, 2015 15:46:12 GMT -4
I have entomophobia, so just reading that made me cower in fear.
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Post by Baise-moi on Jun 12, 2015 16:59:45 GMT -4
lol I love it.
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Post by Silverhawk352 on Jun 13, 2015 5:52:07 GMT -4
I kill insects with my bare hands. Except if they're daddy long legs, they are more terrifying than wasps. All spiders are beautiful.
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 13, 2015 6:34:51 GMT -4
I kill insects with my bare hands. Except if they're daddy long legs, they are more terrifying than wasps. All spiders are beautiful. Irish spiders do no harm, but that thing scares the living hell out of me.
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