Gear
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Post by Gear on Jun 12, 2015 0:36:17 GMT -4
We have all sorts of food for normal heathen species other than birds and for glorious birds. It smells of confectionery and strawberries, with a hint of bird seeds. It's walls are decorated with smalls doves colored in blue, red and yellow. Bird chirps can be heard on the jukebox usually, but sometimes a heathen puts on a pop song from heathen society.
There is a variety of confectionary but normal food items like cheeseburgers, fries, meat pies and stuff like that are on the menu. You'll love our bird seeds in a variety of flavours such as, strawberry, banana, apple and many others.
This is temporary, due to me needing more posts to make a shop.
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jun 12, 2015 16:40:39 GMT -4
I walk into the cafe and approach the counter.
"Hi." I say to the cashier. "I would like a bacon-double-cheeseburger please."
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Post by hygenisthygenist on Jun 12, 2015 17:16:29 GMT -4
I say "I just need to use your bathroom real quick," and upon entering a stall I begin to carve "Up with Frogs, down with Birds" into one of the walls with my pocket-knife.
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 11:06:45 GMT -4
I pee on the cash register.
"YAY"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2015 11:09:01 GMT -4
"Don't be fucking rude, you guis," The bird queen says, pulling the two vandalizers out from the cafe and out of the bird city.
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Post by tortemarra on Jun 13, 2015 11:13:16 GMT -4
noooooo
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Gear
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Post by Gear on Jun 13, 2015 11:51:31 GMT -4
I walk into the cafe and approach the counter. "Hi." I say to the cashier. "I would like a bacon-double-cheeseburger please." "Here is your cheeseburger" I say as my alien minions give it to him. |
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 13, 2015 11:53:36 GMT -4
"Seems like a decent food place" and as I say that, I set her hair on fire with my finger lighter.
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Gear
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Post by Gear on Jun 13, 2015 11:55:33 GMT -4
My alien minions quickly put out the fire and I punch Dex in the face. "That's what you get for an attempt on my life!" I yell.
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Danonymous
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 13, 2015 11:59:51 GMT -4
I casually walk into the shop. "I am happy to announce that Dan's Dawnut will soon be having a Bird City branch, it's gonna be better than this café! Er, I mean... How much is this latte? I have five dollars."
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Gear
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Post by Gear on Jun 13, 2015 12:01:40 GMT -4
The latte costs twenty cents, we also have Bird shaped cookies and donuts. Both cost five cents each.
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Danonymous
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 13, 2015 12:03:27 GMT -4
"Sweet Ori! That's cheaper than a sammich! I'll have all of it, here, take my money and keep the change!" I say to the cashier as I throw five dollars at the cash register and take the donuts and cookies and leftover latte on a table.
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Gear
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Post by Gear on Jun 13, 2015 12:05:34 GMT -4
The donuts and cookies magically reappear through alien magic. Their are tiny little martians making lattes and various other concoctions.
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