SATs

[Bannanachair]

I took my SAT tests this morning. I think I did well. "SAT tests" is stupid, because it's "Scholastic Aptitude Test tests", but I'm too lazy to go back and change it. For those of you who have already done these examinations, what scores did you get? For those yet to do them, in what way are you preparing for them, if at all?

I'll post a reply when I get my results back, by the way, but I don't have them yet.

[Deleted]

I think I got a 1200, but I'm pretty sure that was for the PSAT. I don't remember what I got for the real thing. Whatever I got, you're probably getting a higher score.

[Duck14]

As someone who never had to do SAT tests I have no idea what they do or mean.

[Bannanachair]

Mar 11, 2018 6:38:36 GMT -4 Duck14 said:

As someone who never had to do SAT tests I have no idea what they do or mean.

They're like... Which exams did you do in highschool, Duck?

[Duck14]

Mar 11, 2018 8:39:09 GMT -4 Bannanachair said:

Mar 11, 2018 6:38:36 GMT -4 Duck14 said:

As someone who never had to do SAT tests I have no idea what they do or mean.

They're like... Which exams did you do in highschool, Duck?

Loads of exams, but we just called them end of year exams or mid year exams.

[Deleted]

Standardized tests.

[Bannanachair]

Mar 11, 2018 19:16:23 GMT -4 Duck14 said:

Mar 11, 2018 8:39:09 GMT -4 Bannanachair said:

They're like... Which exams did you do in highschool, Duck?

Loads of exams, but we just called them end of year exams or mid year exams.

Did you do anything externally examined?

[Bannanachair]

1370, with 700 English and 670 Mathematics. I celebrated with a bottle and a half of wine, n case the numgers don't add up,

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Mar 23, 2018 11:19:20 GMT -4 Bannanachair said:

1370, with 700 English and 670 Mathematics. I celebrated with a bottle and a half of wine, n case the numgers don't add up,

The numbers are fine. The letters are not.

Good job on the test, but I question your choice to drink that much wine in one sitting.

[Bannanachair]

Mar 23, 2018 11:33:39 GMT -4 @nolongerthan20charas said:

Mar 23, 2018 11:19:20 GMT -4 Bannanachair said:

1370, with 700 English and 670 Mathematics. I celebrated with a bottle and a half of wine, n case the numgers don't add up,

The numbers are fine. The letters are not.

Good job on the test, but I question your choice to drink that much wine in one sitting.

I'm perfectly fine. I just can' t spell properly, according to you. I'll edit and fix everything in the morning so as not to embarrass myself,

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Mar 23, 2018 11:41:22 GMT -4 Bannanachair said:

Mar 23, 2018 11:33:39 GMT -4 @nolongerthan20charas said:

The numbers are fine. The letters are not.

Good job on the test, but I question your choice to drink that much wine in one sitting.

I'm perfectly fne. I jus= t can' t soell proprly, according to you. I'll edit and fix ecerything in the orning so as not to embarass myself,

"according to you"

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[legothesecond]

Tim you are most certainly not fine, and when you finally awaken from your drunken stupor, you’ll be more than embarrassed; you’ll feel like complete shit. This isn’t a healthy way to live. What you’re doing is killing you.

You’re not just poisoning your body, you’re slowly fucking destroying yourself. A bottle and a half of wine? When I’m willing to bet you’ve eaten barely anything all day? That’s a fucking shoo-in to death. I know death is what you want, but what you’re heading towards is nothing like hanging yourself or jumping off a bridge; those are quick, you won’t have time to reflect. The road your heading down is a slow burn; full of pain, hospitalization, lots of time to sit and cry over what’s happened and what you’ve become. Is that really how you want to conclude a life of pain? With more pain?

Above all, people are worried about you; people who care, who want the best for you. People that want you to live, and to lead a good life.

Let me extend a hand, Tim. Let me pull you out of this hole before you get buried. I know several people that would be willing to put forth money for you to to run away; to come live in the US.

Please, just let us pull you out of the water.

[Bannanachair]

Mar 23, 2018 12:20:42 GMT -4 legothesecond said:

Tim you are most certainly not fine, and when you finally awaken from your drunken stupor, you’ll be more than embarrassed; you’ll feel like complete shit. This isn’t a healthy way to live. What you’re doing is killing you.

I'm more embarrassed about waking up in a puddle of vomit that I'm going to have to somehow clean than any spelling mistakes that I made, to be entirely honest. It's... mostly solid, which is weird and disgusting, and I remember that I barely felt anything when I threw up.

Mar 23, 2018 12:20:42 GMT -4 legothesecond said:

You’re not just poisoning your body, you’re slowly fucking destroying yourself. A bottle and a half of wine? When I’m willing to bet you’ve eaten barely anything all day? That’s a fucking shoo-in to death. I know death is what you want, but what you’re heading towards is nothing like hanging yourself or jumping off a bridge; those are quick, you won’t have time to reflect. The road your heading down is a slow burn; full of pain, hospitalization, lots of time to sit and cry over what’s happened and what you’ve become. Is that really how you want to conclude a life of pain? With more pain?

Two things: First, yesterday I ate more than I normally eat by a significant margin. I had three bowls of cereal for breakfast at 11, then I had a chocolate muffin and an oreo cheesecake from McCafe at around 4 or 5 for "lunch", then one and a half chicken parms for dinner an hour or so before I started drinking (which I'm pretty sure I regurgitated overnight)

Also, have you ever been drunk? I swear, it's not painful in the slightest to drink as much as I did. I couldn't see in a straight line nor was my hand-eye coordination good enough for me to type (I edited 90% of my mistakes while writing my posts, but look what slipped through the cracks), but it's not painful.

Mar 23, 2018 12:20:42 GMT -4 legothesecond said:

Above all, people are worried about you; people who care, who want the best for you. People that want you to live, and to lead a good life.

I will live and I will lead a good life and drink sometimes. You'll see.

Mar 23, 2018 12:20:42 GMT -4 legothesecond said:

Let me extend a hand, Tim. Let me pull you out of this hole before you get buried. I know several people that would be willing to put forth money for you to to run away; to come live in the US.

Please don't give me any money. As you said, there's a chance that I'm an alcoholic instead of a brilliant writer/mathematician, and also I want to go to college and determined that the easiest way to go about that is to manipulate my dad into paying for it. Or to do my own goddamn work to get the money. (Dealing with my family counts as work, so I'm fine taking their money).

Mar 23, 2018 12:20:42 GMT -4 legothesecond said:

Please, just let us pull you out of the water.

Thank you, but I'm an excellent swimmer. Or I was when sober. I'm probably hungover still; I haven't tried to stand up since I woke up out of fear of not being able to. At least I can type.

[legothesecond]

Alright.
I wish you the best of luck, timmothy
Just please try to take care of yourself better.

[Bannanachair]

I just got my essay score back and I did terribly. I got 4/8 on reading, 3/8 on analysis and 4/8 on writing. I'll write in more detail later, maybe tomorrow or another day; I'm in Australia and I'm jetlagged.

[Craxian]

1510 bois