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Hawaii
Jan 13, 2018 22:42:16 GMT -4
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Post by Bannanachair on Jan 13, 2018 22:42:16 GMT -4
Let’s talk about what happened in Hawaii.
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 0:38:58 GMT -4
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 0:38:58 GMT -4
what happened in Hawaii
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 0:47:50 GMT -4
Post by Bannanachair on Jan 14, 2018 0:47:50 GMT -4
A nuclear bomb.
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 0:59:21 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 14, 2018 0:59:21 GMT -4
Apparently a false alarm was sent about an incoming missile, but as said before, it was a false alarm.
I mean, I can't really say too much about it. I just recently found out myself.
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Jan 14, 2018 18:14:28 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 14, 2018 18:14:28 GMT -4
Just sharing this cause relevant and I want to see if I can finally get pictures to work on here (I'm bad with picture posting and BBCode shit)
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Jan 14, 2018 18:43:20 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 18:43:20 GMT -4
because being nuked is obviously better than getting a love confession turned down
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Post by Bannanachair on Jan 14, 2018 18:49:39 GMT -4
because being nuked is obviously better than getting a love confession turned down Clearly you’re not a protagonist in a YA romance novel.
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Jan 14, 2018 22:33:01 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2018 22:33:01 GMT -4
because being nuked is obviously better than getting a love confession turned down Clearly you’re not a protagonist in a YA romance novel. That's good. I don't want to be in a YA romance novel.
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 22:42:40 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 14, 2018 22:42:40 GMT -4
Clearly you’re not a protagonist in a YA romance novel. That's good. I don't want to be in a YA romance novel. Hell ya! ... You guys don't need to tell me where the door is I'll walk out by myself.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jan 14, 2018 22:57:18 GMT -4
That's good. I don't want to be in a YA romance novel. Hell ya! ... You guys don't need to tell me where the door is I'll walk out by myself. You’re the least prolific punner on this thread.
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 22:58:23 GMT -4
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Post by Bannanachair on Jan 14, 2018 22:58:23 GMT -4
Clearly you’re not a protagonist in a YA romance novel. That's good. I don't want to be in a YA romance novel. Well, that’s a shame, because I’m pretty sure that this is a YA romance novel. You’re evidently just not the protagonist.
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Hawaii
Jan 14, 2018 23:03:16 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 14, 2018 23:03:16 GMT -4
That's good. I don't want to be in a YA romance novel. Well, that’s a shame, because I’m pretty sure that this is a YA romance novel. You’re evidently just not the protagonist. Um... You know, for this to be a romance novel, you kinda need a relationship going on. As far as those kinds of things go, well, it's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I live in one. So, pretty sure this ain't a YA Romance. Just saying.
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Hawaii
Jan 15, 2018 4:52:47 GMT -4
Post by Bannanachair on Jan 15, 2018 4:52:47 GMT -4
Well, that’s a shame, because I’m pretty sure that this is a YA romance novel. You’re evidently just not the protagonist. Um... You know, for this to be a romance novel, you kinda need a relationship going on. As far as those kinds of things go, well, it's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I live in one. So, pretty sure this ain't a YA Romance. Just saying. Hey, are any females reading this interested in being my love interest in the YA romance novel that is Bannanchair? I'll let you choose who's going to be the third point on the love triangle; men outnumber women here by a significant margin anyway. Also, before I forget, Well, that’s a shame, because I’m pretty sure that this is a YA romance novel. You’re evidently just not the protagonist. As far as those kinds of things go, well, it's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I live in one. Your mother's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I've been in her. I am very mature in terms of my sense of humour.
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Jan 15, 2018 14:50:50 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 15, 2018 14:50:50 GMT -4
Um... You know, for this to be a romance novel, you kinda need a relationship going on. As far as those kinds of things go, well, it's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I live in one. So, pretty sure this ain't a YA Romance. Just saying. Hey, are any females reading this interested in being my love interest in the YA romance novel that is Bannanchair? I'll let you choose who's going to be the third point on the love triangle; men outnumber women here by a significant margin anyway. Also, before I forget, As far as those kinds of things go, well, it's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I live in one. Your mother's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I've been in her. I am very mature in terms of my sense of humour. My mother? You seem to have forgotten that I am a cannon. I was made out of metal, found under the earth. Therefore, my mother is the Earth herself, and if she's barren, you're all dead.
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Jan 15, 2018 16:24:43 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 16:24:43 GMT -4
Hey, are any females reading this interested in being my love interest in the YA romance novel that is Bannanchair? I'll let you choose who's going to be the third point on the love triangle; men outnumber women here by a significant margin anyway. Also, before I forget, Your mother's more barren than a desert, and I should know cause I've been in her. I am very mature in terms of my sense of humour. My mother? You seem to have forgotten that I am a cannon. I was made out of metal, found under the earth. Therefore, my mother is the Earth herself, and if she's barren, you're all dead. Well, it was nice knowing you all.
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Jan 15, 2018 16:33:32 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 15, 2018 16:33:32 GMT -4
My mother? You seem to have forgotten that I am a cannon. I was made out of metal, found under the earth. Therefore, my mother is the Earth herself, and if she's barren, you're all dead. Well, it was nice knowing you all. Oh final- I mean, it was nice knowing you too! (Tis a joke, by the way. My apologies if you were offended. Not that I think you were, but never know.)
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Jan 15, 2018 16:54:49 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 16:54:49 GMT -4
Well, it was nice knowing you all. Oh final- I mean, it was nice knowing you too! (Tis a joke, by the way. My apologies if you were offended. Not that I think you were, but never know.) I am incredibly offended. How dare you want everybody, including you, to die. I hope you die!
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Hawaii
Jan 15, 2018 17:05:21 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 15, 2018 17:05:21 GMT -4
Oh final- I mean, it was nice knowing you too! (Tis a joke, by the way. My apologies if you were offended. Not that I think you were, but never know.) I am incredibly offended. How dare you want everybody, including you, to die. I hope you die! You hope that I die!? Well then, it seems our interests align. I hope this to be the start of a long, mutually beneficial alliance.
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Jan 15, 2018 20:38:17 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 20:38:17 GMT -4
I am incredibly offended. How dare you want everybody, including you, to die. I hope you die! You hope that I die!? Well then, it seems our interests align. I hope this to be the start of a long, mutually beneficial alliance. It won't be, because it was already established that we're all dying.
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Hawaii
Jan 15, 2018 20:50:58 GMT -4
Post by Tikobe on Jan 15, 2018 20:50:58 GMT -4
You hope that I die!? Well then, it seems our interests align. I hope this to be the start of a long, mutually beneficial alliance. It won't be, because it was already established that we're all dying. Well, in between now and the moment of death, we can consider it to be "long" Then again, I won't be dying. I'm a cannon. I don't need food.
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Jan 28, 2018 20:00:54 GMT -4
Post by Baise-moi on Jan 28, 2018 20:00:54 GMT -4
I'm a god. I don't need any of you.
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