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Idas
Oct 27, 2017 11:17:48 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 11:17:48 GMT -4
So, I'm a new student at school. First day I walk in, and everyone's name is Ida. I look around and try to distinguish who's who.
That person over there looks confused... she's probably Ida No... The person to her left is eating an apple; she must be Ida Red... And that other girl must be Ida Ho (she's a hoe.)
By now, all this is getting overwhelming, so I ask an Ida to help me out.
"Yeah," she says, "Just point to someone and I'll tell you who they are."
"Okay," I say, "Who's that?"
"That's Ida Gress. She goes off topic a lot."
"Uh huh... And who's that?"
"That's Ida Sume. She guesses on everything."
"Alright... Who's she talking to?"
"Ida Fin Atley. She's like Sume's polar opposite; she's sure about everything."
"And... Who are you, that you know all this?"
"Oh, well I'm Ida Fine."
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Idas
Oct 27, 2017 11:26:38 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 11:26:38 GMT -4
This works better as a verbally told joke, so I'll provide a guide for anyone who doesn't get it:
Ida No - I dunno
Ida Red - google image search it; it's an apple
Ida Ho - yes, I could have made an Idaho joke, but it made more sense to call her a hoe (informal offensive slang)
Ida Gress - I digress
Ida Sume - I'd assume
Ida Fin Atley - I definitely
Ida Fine - I define.
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Idas
Oct 27, 2017 12:46:17 GMT -4
Post by snowy happy on Oct 27, 2017 12:46:17 GMT -4
Does anybody here have a gun?
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Idas
Oct 27, 2017 17:37:51 GMT -4
Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2017 17:37:51 GMT -4
This works better as a verbally told joke, so I'll provide a guide for anyone who doesn't get it:
Ida No - I dunno
Ida Red - google image search it; it's an apple
Ida Ho - yes, I could have made an Idaho joke, but it made more sense to call her a hoe (informal offensive slang)
Ida Gress - I digress
Ida Sume - I'd assume
Ida Fin Atley - I definitely
Ida Fine - I define.
Glad to see you have such little faith in the intelligence of others that you have to go out of your way to explain a joke. |
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Idas
Oct 30, 2017 18:22:07 GMT -4
Post by snowy happy on Oct 30, 2017 18:22:07 GMT -4
This works better as a verbally told joke, so I'll provide a guide for anyone who doesn't get it:
Ida No - I dunno
Ida Red - google image search it; it's an apple
Ida Ho - yes, I could have made an Idaho joke, but it made more sense to call her a hoe (informal offensive slang)
Ida Gress - I digress
Ida Sume - I'd assume
Ida Fin Atley - I definitely
Ida Fine - I define.
Glad to see you have such little faith in the intelligence of others that you have to go out of your way to explain a joke. The joke doesn't make much sense by itself. She doesn't assume we're dumb. |
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Idas
Oct 31, 2017 6:02:33 GMT -4
Post by Bannanachair on Oct 31, 2017 6:02:33 GMT -4
This works better as a verbally told joke, so I'll provide a guide for anyone who doesn't get it:
Ida No - I dunno
Ida Red - google image search it; it's an apple
Ida Ho - yes, I could have made an Idaho joke, but it made more sense to call her a hoe (informal offensive slang)
Ida Gress - I digress
Ida Sume - I'd assume
Ida Fin Atley - I definitely
Ida Fine - I define.
Glad to see you have such little faith in the intelligence of others that you have to go out of your way to explain a joke. You have it wrong. You only need to explain jokes that aren't funny; if they're funny, people will laugh at them. |
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