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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2017 9:47:13 GMT -4
Pun Death talk
"Late" means "dead"
So "later" means "more dead".
For example, when you say to someone "I'll see you later", you are saying that the next time you see them they will be more dead than the last time.
"Latest", then, means "most dead".
So if you want to see the "latest news", you would look in the obituary section.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 11, 2017 9:53:36 GMT -4
If we're being frank you just need to look at the main headlines to get lots of news about death, not necessarily the obituaries. Therefore "latest news" means basically whatever's on the news right now.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2017 9:56:13 GMT -4
Are we being frank now?
Alright. Hello, Frank. I'm Frank.
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Post by Death on Jun 11, 2017 10:10:01 GMT -4
Are we being frank now? Alright. Hello, Frank. I'm Frank. I would ask everyone to bear with Purring, but I don't see any bears around. |
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Post by Pruz on Jun 11, 2017 10:30:55 GMT -4
"Goodbye, Veronica!"
"Later Chelsey."
So basically, 'see you when you're more dead.'?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2017 11:01:48 GMT -4
Are we being frank now? Alright. Hello, Frank. I'm Frank. I would ask everyone to bear with Purring, but I don't see any bears around. No, you're supposed to turn into a bear when you're around me. Bear with me. |
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Post by Death on Jun 11, 2017 11:52:52 GMT -4
I would ask everyone to bear with Purring, but I don't see any bears around. No, you're supposed to turn into a bear when you're around me. Bear with me. i'd also ask you to stop monkeying around but we're evolved from monkeys so we can't really stop monkeying around |
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Post by Baise-moi on Jun 11, 2017 12:40:04 GMT -4
Hold the fuck up. What is going on here?
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Post by Death on Jun 11, 2017 12:46:17 GMT -4
Hold the fuck up. What is going on here? bad puns bad puns everywhere |
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Post by Tikobe on Jun 11, 2017 19:18:48 GMT -4
I'm shocked guys. Watt kind of an outlet do you need to stop these puns?
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Post by happy on Jun 11, 2017 19:28:11 GMT -4
I'm shocked guys. Watt kind of an outlet do you need to stop these puns? Ketchup to me and I'll tell you. |
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Post by Death on Jun 12, 2017 9:59:11 GMT -4
I'm shocked guys. Watt kind of an outlet do you need to stop these puns? Ketchup to me and I'll tell you. nonono happy you don't get it the puns have to make sense. well, it's good i mustard a response to you. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 12, 2017 10:07:00 GMT -4
Ketchup to me and I'll tell you. nonono happy you don't get it the puns have to make sense. well, it's good i mustard a response to you. You need to really relish in the punning. |
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Post by Death on Jun 12, 2017 10:11:17 GMT -4
nonono happy you don't get it the puns have to make sense. well, it's good i mustard a response to you. You need to really relish in the punning. i'll take that as a condiment |
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Post by Death on Jun 12, 2017 17:55:53 GMT -4
hey
hey guys
how did mace die in star wars episode three?
he went through the windu
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Post by happy on Jun 12, 2017 18:20:01 GMT -4
I KNEW IT! TZEENTCH HAS A SECRET STASH OF PUNS!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP! THIS IS A STROBERRY!
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Post by Death on Jun 12, 2017 18:36:44 GMT -4
I KNEW IT! TZEENTCH HAS A SECRET STASH OF PUNS! PUT YOUR HANDS UP! THIS IS A STROBERRY! Tzeentch is the fucking Changer of Ways and can make a billion plans a minute. And the thing is about Tzeentch's plans is that they're always pearfect. |
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