EXAMINATION OF CONSCIENCE (Part One)

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In parts because not everything fits into one poll.

These are directly taken from the list of sins pamphlet at my church. All of these you'd have to go to confession for.

Part two: bannanachair.proboards.com/thread/2510/examination-conscience
Part three: bannanachair.proboards.com/thread/2512/examination-conscience

[Baise-moi]

Oh boy.

[Baise-moi]

Holy fuck I have a lot of these.
I violate almost everything under the third commandment.

[Bannanachair]

I visit the Anglican church with my grandmother on Christmas Eve and Easter but I've never been baptized and I fast with my dad for Yom Kippur (also my dad hates all religion so that's another layer of confusion). I haven't figured out my religion yet.

[Pruz]

I went through these backwards (starting from Part 3.) Since I didn't put a lot of checks on the other two parts, I honestly thought I wouldn't put so many checks as I did here.

[Death]

Apr 14, 2017 13:35:50 GMT -4 Baise-moi said:

Holy fuck I have a lot of these.
I violate almost everything under the third commandment.

Same tho

[Bannanachair]

The only way that I violate the third commandment is by not going to Sunday mass.

[Tikobe]

So far have only done this one page, but I've clicked onto the entirety of the second and third commandments. As a devout christian, pardon me if I'm laughing my a** off.

I also must say, as a resident of Arizona, I could not scroll past "disrespect for the elderly." You guys haven't seen the hell the "elderly" gives Arizona during snowbird season. It's completely unreasonable to expect us to give respect for the elderly particularly when after we have they show us absolutely none.

Will edit and update as I finish these pages.

EDIT:

So, it appears that I am officially the worst Christian in history. It seems as if I make Andrea Yates pale in comparison. The only two commandments I seem to be entirely true to are numbers 7 and 9.

It's okay guys, I already knew I was going to hell. I've prepared for it.

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We're all going to hell, every last one of us



*according to my church

[Bannanachair]

Apr 15, 2017 4:31:40 GMT -4 Tikobe said:

So far have only done this one page, but I've clicked onto the entirety of the second and third commandments. As a devout christian, pardon me if I'm laughing my a** off.

I also must say, as a resident of Arizona, I could not scroll past "disrespect for the elderly." You guys haven't seen the hell the "elderly" gives Arizona during snowbird season. It's completely unreasonable to expect us to give respect for the elderly particularly when after we have they show us absolutely none.

Will edit and update as I finish these pages.

EDIT:

So, it appears that I am officially the worst Christian in history. It seems as if I make Andrea Yates pale in comparison. The only two commandments I seem to be entirely true to are numbers 7 and 9.

It's okay guys, I already knew I was going to hell. I've prepared for it.

I'm entirely true to number 6, though more out of chance than religious devotion (I've never fornicated or adultered because I'm a virgin, I've never done any "impure acts", whatever that means, I've never had homosexual sex because I'm a virgin, I've never used contraceptives because I'm a virgin, I've never dated anyone who is married because I've never dated anyone, I wear rather decent clothing, I've seen sex scenes in TV shows but I generally fast forward through them because they make me uncomfortable, I find internet pornography to be overwhelmingly disgusting, I don't know what "lewd conduct" means but I'm assuming it refers to sexual acts with another in which case I'd like to point out once more that I'm a virgin and for offensive/impure language I'm assuming that they're referring to speaking in a sexually suggestive manner which is... Well, I imagine that I'd still be this formal whilst engaged in sexual activities, if I were to engage in them - that said, I'm not anti-sex or anything, I've just never had a girlfriend and I find the porn that's legal here to be really weird and disgusting).

That said I've more than made up for that with my violations of number 7.

[Deleted]

I'm pretty sure I violate every single commandment in one way or another.

Excluding the 9th because there are no sins listed under it and therefore it is impossible to break!

[Tikobe]

Apr 15, 2017 9:56:10 GMT -4 @nolongerthan20charas said:

I'm pretty sure I violate every single commandment in one way or another.

Excluding the 9th because there are no sins listed under it and therefore it is impossible to break!

That's because it takes a true badass to break #9. It's an achievement that only legends such as Chuck Norris and Morgan Freeman have ever achieved.

[Duck14]

Apr 15, 2017 4:31:40 GMT -4 Tikobe said:

So far have only done this one page, but I've clicked onto the entirety of the second and third commandments. As a devout christian, pardon me if I'm laughing my a** off.

I also must say, as a resident of Arizona, I could not scroll past "disrespect for the elderly." You guys haven't seen the hell the "elderly" gives Arizona during snowbird season. It's completely unreasonable to expect us to give respect for the elderly particularly when after we have they show us absolutely none.

Will edit and update as I finish these pages.

EDIT:

So, it appears that I am officially the worst Christian in history. It seems as if I make Andrea Yates pale in comparison. The only two commandments I seem to be entirely true to are numbers 7 and 9.

It's okay guys, I already knew I was going to hell. I've prepared for it.

What happens during snowbird season?

[Tikobe]

Apr 15, 2017 21:33:44 GMT -4 Duck14 said:

Apr 15, 2017 4:31:40 GMT -4 Tikobe said:

So far have only done this one page, but I've clicked onto the entirety of the second and third commandments. As a devout christian, pardon me if I'm laughing my a** off.

I also must say, as a resident of Arizona, I could not scroll past "disrespect for the elderly." You guys haven't seen the hell the "elderly" gives Arizona during snowbird season. It's completely unreasonable to expect us to give respect for the elderly particularly when after we have they show us absolutely none.

Will edit and update as I finish these pages.

EDIT:

So, it appears that I am officially the worst Christian in history. It seems as if I make Andrea Yates pale in comparison. The only two commandments I seem to be entirely true to are numbers 7 and 9.

It's okay guys, I already knew I was going to hell. I've prepared for it.

What happens during snowbird season?

Utter hell. Snowbirds, which is slang for elderly people who come down to Arizona to during the winter to escape the cold, are, by majority, one of the rudest groups of people I've met to date. They act only for themselves with little regard for any other form of human life in existence and the state of Arizona actually lets them vote on state matters even though they don't live here for anywhere near a full year. It is because of them that Arizona has slipped down into one of the worst states for educational funding, and because of them Arizona is turned into a veritable cesspool down on the bottom of the US.

Literally. I've met only a small handful who have abandoned the mindset of "I'm not in school, and so I will not pay for school." They have made a concerted effort to avoid every budget override for just about any program to save even the smallest dime on their property taxes. They have shown people who do live here full time and should be the sole ones voting for matters of city and state little respect in both political and social lives, hence why you will rarely meet anyone whose lived in Arizona who actually likes a snowbird.

They're also all, seemingly by default, terrible drivers and make driving on the roads a pain and in some respects a safety hazard. This is why any Arizonan would be happy if those northern states just took back their old people.