O-Lord's Game (Kitrain)

[Tikobe]

"M- M- M- M- Maid cart-girl!? You were on the list!?"

O-Lord turns a slightly darker shade of blue, a reaction reminiscent to a blush.

"Ah well. I suppose it could yield amusing results. You know, we'll call this a bug test. Very well."

(Because you told me to...)

You happen to see O-Lord's magic mirror before he breaks it. You saw, for that moment, your reflection. You are very well endowed, particularly your breasts. You were also quite skinny, with facial features to suggest you were based off of somebody somewhere from Europe, most likely French. Your eyes were a nice, lovely crisp blue and your well kept, mesmerizing blonde hair was in a bun. Your cat ears were white, and so was your tail, which popped out from underneath the short skirt from your otherwise tight fitting maid outfit. They were currently in human form, but your lovely hand with absolutely elegant, thin fingers could change into adorable little cat claws, so to suit the specific small nuances that O-Lord changed every so often. The same was also true of your feet. If needed, you could also grow whiskers and change your nose to look more like a cat's.

In a flash of light, a pendant appeared around your neck, the front ever so carefully hanging between your breasts. It held a symbol you knew all too well, the symbol that O-Lord showed off in meetings with the other gods: An O made out of feathers, with the word Lord in it's center.

"That pendant," O-Lord explains, "will allow you to talk to me. But it's unfortunately one-sided. I'm afraid that there are other matters I have to attend to so it's only when I need to talk to you. But don't worry, I'll call often! Or just make another. I don't know how long I'll be able to last while you're on the journey. You can't leave until the journey is completed, after all. I don't want another Dragon Age where you just make a character, don't like the beginning quests, and so you give up and make another character. Don't worry, if I make another cat-girl, it is not because I love you less, it is because I love my inner desires more! Now, onto your adventures! And quickly, before I give in to loneliness and depression!

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You wake up on the coast of a great, wide open sea. All around you are crabs, vicious looking, starter-level ones at that. Crabs that were the nightmare of all lvl 1 characters.

Except it seems as if O-Lord hadn't implemented a level system, so such worries were irrelevant. Behind you was a village. It was about the only interesting thing around you. From all of the JRPGs you've seen O-Lord play, it was quite clear this is where the game's quest starts.

[kitrain]

I attempt to fiddle around doing random hand movements to see if there was a way to check my inventory, or maybe to see that "Stats," of my weapons. Although particularly slowed down by the mass that centralized around my chest (I didn't know how else to say it...) I attempt a variety of different poses, until something of interest happens or I simply become bored.

Otherwise, I also try and grab my weapons of choice and try to abuse crab AI (Are they bots?) to get some easy loot and maybe sell their carcasses.

[Tikobe]

Mar 8, 2017 22:28:13 GMT -4 kitrain said:

Although particularly slowed down by the mass that centralized around my chest (I didn't know how else to say it...)

(I am so sorry by the way. If it helps I don't feel comfortable about it either.)

Unfortunately no menus pop up, and when it came time to kill crabs, they didn't drop any loot. The systems on this were poorly designed, apparently. You could probably make a better game out of RPG Maker with a $12 budget. However, they did leave their carcasses. You can't recall a moment where O-Lord has stated his opinion on seafood, and you've never had crab before so it would be a new culinary experience.

"Hey lady!" you hear. A look to the sea would reveal a pair of fishermen on a boat that was only a few feet away from you. Both were male. When had they docked there? And from the looks of the equipment they brought, they came expecting to get their own catch of crabs.

"Who are you? Got to our crabs before we did," one of them said. He was obviously quite disgruntled that you had unwittingly hunted crabs from his favorite spot.

[kitrain]

"Well, is this really your crabs though?" I try saying in a seductive voice, testing my vocals. I don't know if the O-Lord actually cared about what his cat servant maidens said, but who am I to say?

"I think there's enough to share, don't you think?" I continue saying, won-ton winking and moving my weight from one foot to another. I silently pray that the O-Lord heeded my calls about the power of seducing people.

[Tikobe]

It seems he had done so. The man who was talking to you, the younger of the two, was taken aback for a moment. The elder, who was still in the boat getting his gear ready, turned his head away, as if trying to hide the attraction.

"Fine!" the younger one said, sighing as if disappointed with himself. "We'll share the spot. We'll even buy your catches from you. My sister runs a stall in the fish market over in the village. Tell her that I said we were purchasing for salable price. If you say my name, Dendrin, she'll know what's going on."

[kitrain]

"Thank you so much; You might've earned a favor from me in the future!" I say, winking. I grabbed the crab carcass and try and drag it to the village, although arguably enough game crabs were huge, and very much as so heavy (Assuming this is large?).

"Mind helping me, Dendrin?" I ask.

[Tikobe]

Dendrin looks to the elder fisher, who shrugs and tosses him a basket.

"All right," he says, albeit quite reluctantly, as he holds the basket in front of you. "Put them in the basket. Where are you from anyways? Never seen that kind of an outfit, or a cat-tail on a human for that matter."

[kitrain]

"I've come from lands unknown, I'm afraid I can't tell you where either. Otherwise..." I say, hauling the crab into the basket. "Do you know someone called the O-Lord?" I continue.

[Tikobe]

"'O-Lord?' What in the name of...?"

It seems O-Lord didn't make his presence known in his own creation, but then again, O-Lord never allowed the humans from the other world made by the other gods to know he existed. The only mention of him was in the term "holy trinity," and even then that world misinterpreted that and replaced him with the term "holy spirit."

Not that, of course, O-Lord was the model being by any means. But then again, that made it even worse.

Dendrin gives you a weird look. Clearly he's curious.

(You know, these are facts I made for all of this that I can only share with you for some reason. I wasn't planning to use this info unless absolutely needed, but it wouldn't make sense for you not to know these things...)