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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 9:26:13 GMT -4
My sister came home from college and immediately got sick. When she barfs, it sounds like there's an alien parasite who's been growing in her stomach and is now getting ready to crawl out through her throat, screaming its strange alien cry.
For whatever reason, she seems to only get alien parasites growing in her stomach when it's just warm enough to open up aaall the windows. So the entire neighborhood can hear her weird screams and cries as she coughs and chokes on whatever disgusting thing is crawling out of her throat.
And she doesn't seem to have any sense, either. She pukes on the stairs going to the upstairs bathroom when there's a toilet right nearby she could have deposited the alien baby into. She loses all good sense. I can only assume the alien creature in her stomach has also been feeding on her brain, too.
But I don't feel bad for her. I feel bad for the neighbors.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 9:28:15 GMT -4
Apparently it is thirty-something degrees outside. Mom just shut the last of the windows. This is good because the neighbors don't have to hear her, but bad news because we can't air out the house. The sickness is contained indoors, and so am I. Hopefully, I don't get infected with any aliens, too.
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Post by Danonymous on Feb 21, 2017 10:06:06 GMT -4
have you seen the potato blight that ravaged ireland
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2017 10:36:09 GMT -4
no?
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Post by Death on Feb 21, 2017 12:31:03 GMT -4
The Potato Blight was a conspiracy organised by the British Government to cull the Irish population by using the lizardmen in the centre of the earth's liver juices to poison our only food supply, now, as a result, there's a bunch of asshats over in America who are like 1/36 Irish and flaunt it everywhere because the British couldn't deal with the pure douchebaggery of Ireland, so they spread it like an STD to America by forcing people from the great island of Ireland to emigrate. However, a cure was devised by a bunch of high, drunk assholes in a bar our great scientists who said the only way we could stave off this disease was by arguing which fleg was better looking, the Tri-colour or the Union Fleg.
Your sister may have come into contact with a pureblooded Irish person, who, while not affected by the disease themselves- can still spread it. The only way for this to be cured is by having her choose a fleg and then argue with anyone who doesn't like her fleg.
This is 100% true history ladies and gentlemen.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2017 14:19:34 GMT -4
thanks
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Post by Dex on Feb 22, 2017 6:21:21 GMT -4
I recommend you use the ability [Scrubbing the Soul] to remove the parasites effect on her mind so she can get some common sense. I also recommend an alteration of her shiny's physical node, I believe somewhere in the immunity section? Alter that to prevent further alien parasites or at least the species your sister seems to be constantly getting infected by.
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Post by Danonymous on Feb 22, 2017 11:53:22 GMT -4
fuck off tails you tommy piece of shit SUCC SUCC SUCC
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Post by Death on Feb 22, 2017 12:06:31 GMT -4
fuck off tails you tommy piece of shit SUCC SUCC SUCC go back to sucking cocks and swallowing potatoes reis you fucker |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2017 13:38:44 GMT -4
This thread has gone to shit
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Post by Dex on Feb 22, 2017 17:16:45 GMT -4
This thread has gone to shit And so has everything else. |
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Post by hygenisthygenist on Feb 22, 2017 17:54:58 GMT -4
This thread has gone to shit Just like my asshole xd |
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Post by Danonymous on Feb 22, 2017 18:51:46 GMT -4
fuck off tails you tommy piece of shit SUCC SUCC SUCC go back to sucking cocks and swallowing potatoes reis you fucker i'll gladly suck you |
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Post by passion fruit on Feb 22, 2017 20:54:50 GMT -4
scotland doesnt exist.
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Post by Happy on Feb 26, 2017 22:14:16 GMT -4
Well, they recently found that alien system (TRAPPIST-1). I suggest her point of origin is from there.
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