Post by Tikobe on Feb 17, 2017 20:13:05 GMT -4
The scenario you were in was frankly absurd.
You remember saying goodnight to your guardians and sleeping off, and then instead of a dream, you find yourself into a large, black space.
In the center of this space was a shining blue thing. It looked like a great ball of energy. It was just that simple a thing. And much to your surprise, this thing spoke.
"Hello! It's your favorite neighborhood god, O-Lord! What? Don't know me? Well, that's your fault. You humans spend more time debating about whether there is a god rather than who is God! Oh well, that's off topic. Continuing on...
"You see, I, the great O-Lord, got hooked on video games. Fascinating things you humans made. But I was surprised because I didn't create such a thing. So, I wondered: What happens if a god such as I were to make a game?
"So, long story short, I made a game. And lucky you! You get to be the first to play it. This game is on an entirely new format. I call it reality! Another dimension. You will play the role of the hero that saves the kingdom from the evil baron with dark powers! In a kingdom where the King has passed away and his Queen will soon follow afterwards, leaving a throne that is disputed between the cruel elder brother prince and the younger brother prince with a commoner mother! Like the originality? Of course you do! I spent a whole hour planning this plot from start to end!
"Now just to hope that it plays out like I was planning. What? I sound unsure? Well... I kinda made this on a whim and I didn't proofread the coding for it in the slightest. But hey, I'm a god. Aren't I, the great O-Lord, suppose to be a perfect, flawless being?
"Don't answer that. Here. Character sheet. Fill it out so I can send you into your adventure."
A table appears right in front of you. On it are a pencil and a piece of paper. The paper has a list of questions, or in this case the weirdest demands you've ever seen, all written in a rather over the top manner.
Character Sheet
Designed by none other than the great O-Lord himself!
No need to be your real self! Go crazy! Have fun! Be a maid cat-girl for all I care!
Just please don't be boring. The great O-Lord hates boring people.
The great O-Lord demands your name!:
The great O-Lord demands your age!:
The great O-Lord will free you from your human weakness with a change of race, any race you wish, doesn't even need to appear in mythology as long as you describe it, or you can still be human, you boring fool!:
The great O-Lord will grant you a mighty weapon! Describe it now and it shall be done!:
The great O-Lord will grant you a powerful skill! Be it master swordsmanship, superb skill in magic, even the ability to summon maid cat-girls, you will be empowered! Just please don't ask to be a god. The great O-Lord has these things called limits, fool!:
The great O-Lord demands your background! Well, not YOUR background, the great O-Lord is a god and already knows that. Just your character's background. Make it an exquisite story!:
Finally, the great O-Lord demands your worship! What? Too much. Okay. Be that way, you pleb. Just understand I'll turn you down for anything I don't like.
((Simplified CS cause... Yeah.
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Age:
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You remember saying goodnight to your guardians and sleeping off, and then instead of a dream, you find yourself into a large, black space.
In the center of this space was a shining blue thing. It looked like a great ball of energy. It was just that simple a thing. And much to your surprise, this thing spoke.
"Hello! It's your favorite neighborhood god, O-Lord! What? Don't know me? Well, that's your fault. You humans spend more time debating about whether there is a god rather than who is God! Oh well, that's off topic. Continuing on...
"You see, I, the great O-Lord, got hooked on video games. Fascinating things you humans made. But I was surprised because I didn't create such a thing. So, I wondered: What happens if a god such as I were to make a game?
"So, long story short, I made a game. And lucky you! You get to be the first to play it. This game is on an entirely new format. I call it reality! Another dimension. You will play the role of the hero that saves the kingdom from the evil baron with dark powers! In a kingdom where the King has passed away and his Queen will soon follow afterwards, leaving a throne that is disputed between the cruel elder brother prince and the younger brother prince with a commoner mother! Like the originality? Of course you do! I spent a whole hour planning this plot from start to end!
"Now just to hope that it plays out like I was planning. What? I sound unsure? Well... I kinda made this on a whim and I didn't proofread the coding for it in the slightest. But hey, I'm a god. Aren't I, the great O-Lord, suppose to be a perfect, flawless being?
"Don't answer that. Here. Character sheet. Fill it out so I can send you into your adventure."
A table appears right in front of you. On it are a pencil and a piece of paper. The paper has a list of questions, or in this case the weirdest demands you've ever seen, all written in a rather over the top manner.
Character Sheet
Designed by none other than the great O-Lord himself!
No need to be your real self! Go crazy! Have fun! Be a maid cat-girl for all I care!
Just please don't be boring. The great O-Lord hates boring people.
The great O-Lord demands your name!:
The great O-Lord demands your age!:
The great O-Lord will free you from your human weakness with a change of race, any race you wish, doesn't even need to appear in mythology as long as you describe it, or you can still be human, you boring fool!:
The great O-Lord will grant you a mighty weapon! Describe it now and it shall be done!:
The great O-Lord will grant you a powerful skill! Be it master swordsmanship, superb skill in magic, even the ability to summon maid cat-girls, you will be empowered! Just please don't ask to be a god. The great O-Lord has these things called limits, fool!:
The great O-Lord demands your background! Well, not YOUR background, the great O-Lord is a god and already knows that. Just your character's background. Make it an exquisite story!:
Finally, the great O-Lord demands your worship! What? Too much. Okay. Be that way, you pleb. Just understand I'll turn you down for anything I don't like.
((Simplified CS cause... Yeah.
Name:
Age:
Race:
Weapon:
Skill:
Bio:
