Post by Dex on Feb 17, 2017 6:25:12 GMT -4
The Dex8Help walked up to the new employee and begun the tour "Welcome to DuckCorp my apologies, we've been upscaling massively over the past couple of hours so don't worry about the building expanding vertically or horizontally," the bot says as the R&D complex grows to enormous heights and is silent until the new employee saw the HR building. "Now HR is right over there, @nolongerthan20charas is the head of it and I would recommend getting on her good side, you wouldn't want to have your consciousness reprogrammed by her HR minions when she doesn't like you," it says as the employee sees a man with purple eyes that seems zombified staring at them mouthing the words "Help me". The employee begins to slightly freak out until they see a woman in orange walk over to them and says "Showing a newbie around android? Give me your psychological readings so I can be sure you won't murder them like the last couple androids did. @lego would have my ass if I let that happen on my watch again," she says before the Dex8Help gives her their psychological readings. "Good, they're relatively normal. I hope to god that you androids haven't found out a way to fake them," the woman says before smirking at the employee and walks off.
"Sorry about that goon of Lego's, the security is necessary though don't worry," the Dex8Help says before dragging the employee to the PR building. "Now this is Tails' department, the PR department runs the TV shows, the movies, the commercials and the various products that market and promote DuckCorp. Don't agree to a drinking match if you get sent their or god help you," the bot says before a body gets thrown out of the window of the department. "That's strangely occurring often, I'll report that to Dex10Awesome when I go for my sync," the android says before jumping with joy and running to the R&D department. "Now this is my creator's department. It's where all the best stuff happens! They don't usually accept humans but I might put in a good word for you because honestly our department is the best!' the Dex says before several explosions happen and a strange red gas falls. The employee begins to choke and falls dead before the red gas begins eating away at the flesh until nothing but bone was left.
"Aw and I kind of liked you, oh well. Best to start on a new tour!" the Dex says before skipping to the next client.
"Sorry about that goon of Lego's, the security is necessary though don't worry," the Dex8Help says before dragging the employee to the PR building. "Now this is Tails' department, the PR department runs the TV shows, the movies, the commercials and the various products that market and promote DuckCorp. Don't agree to a drinking match if you get sent their or god help you," the bot says before a body gets thrown out of the window of the department. "That's strangely occurring often, I'll report that to Dex10Awesome when I go for my sync," the android says before jumping with joy and running to the R&D department. "Now this is my creator's department. It's where all the best stuff happens! They don't usually accept humans but I might put in a good word for you because honestly our department is the best!' the Dex says before several explosions happen and a strange red gas falls. The employee begins to choke and falls dead before the red gas begins eating away at the flesh until nothing but bone was left.
"Aw and I kind of liked you, oh well. Best to start on a new tour!" the Dex says before skipping to the next client.