Post by Drago on Nov 18, 2016 23:40:56 GMT -4
Alright, before the stories start, let me get real.
I know damn near none of you, and none of you really know me either. That aside, y'all are a fantastic community of creative individuals, and I wish I had been on the RPing scene more than I was when I was younger, because, as I've said, y'all are great.
That in mind, I wrote a few short stories. I am unaware of their quality, I just know that they are about two and a half pages long in a google doc each, and that I enjoyed writing each of them. I've decided I'll post them here, since they're kind of interesting, and I hope you all enjoy!
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Story 1: “I never would have married you if I had known…”
(This one I wrote at around midnight one evening when I was given the above quote as a prompt, so that my friend and I could each write for fun. Depression runs rampant in the story and, at the time, in the author, so expect something serious from this. As I said, not sure how good it is, just that I liked writing it. A warning, it is a bit sad.)
John ran onto the busy streets of New York from his two person studio apartment, hoping that none of his students planned on going clubbing tonight. He didn’t want anyone to know about what was about to happen next. If he saw anyone he knew at his favorite watering hole, he’d move on to the next one, until he had his sorrows all to himself.
“I never would have married you if I had known…” she had shouted from the roof of their apartment complex.
A clause like that was the nightmare of most English teachers, yet this hurt him on far deeper level than his studious appreciation for grammatical accuracy. Professor Jonathan Stalvern was nothing if not a man who appreciated the use of correct grammar in daily conversation, yet his wife’s understanding of his obsession with syntax even when admitting that she hated this insidious quality of his was one of the reasons why it hurt him so. Jonathan didn’t know any better way to handle her opinion without a good dose of alcohol in his system.
He walked another block, trying to figure out exactly what he’d say to Paul when he walked in. Paul Middleton, John’s favorite bartender, was the type of guy who’d stop serving you as soon as the pain was dulled, and not a moment sooner. He was also willing to ignore a tab on a bad enough night, if you were a polite drunk, at least. Opening the door to “Business,” Jonathan’s favorite place to get hammered after a rough evening, was one of the greatest feelings that he would experience for a long time.
“Evening, Prof!” Paul shouted over the cover of “Piano Man” being played by an auditioning pianist and his slightly less talented singer friend. “The hell are you doing here on a Thursday night?”
“Just get me a glass of whiskey, Paul. And…if you want to know why I’m here, check the news or something. I don’t give a damn.” John waded through the small crowd as he spoke, sitting down on a barstool.
“Don’t you usually have bourbon, John?” Paul asked innocuously.
“I know what I said, Paul, I just need something strong tonight.”
“This isn’t like you, John.”
“I know.” Jonathan slid a hundred dollar bill across the table. “That’s the point.”
Paul was aware that the last time John spent a hundred dollar bill, his wife Mary was sharing a bottle of something sparkly with him on a starry Connecticut beach somewhere. According to John, that was fifteen or so years ago. This is why Paul had no objections to pouring a cocktail of tequila and rum into a pint glass, hoping that just one would be enough. John swallowed the cocktail in one swig, then shuddered. “That’s a good start,” John said, “Another one.” Paul responded by pouring three shot glasses of the same mixture. John drank with as much fervor as before, which was more than enough to introduce lines of worry and beads of sweat on Paul’s brow. The two looked at each other in silence, each with a different reason. Paul was anticipating John’s next move. Paul hoped he wouldn’t hear the word ‘another’ uttered from John’s lips tonight, but was confronting the truth that the word would come, in time.
John, however, was reliving a moment with Mary, touring her office building and having lunch in Central Park. He remembered that he couldn’t stop staring into her eyes, hoping that he could come up with another reason to keep talking, or another way to make this moment last for an eternity
“I never would have married you if I had known….” Mary had said an hour before Jonathan had started walking.
“Another.” John said the word as if he had rehearsed it, as if he had planned to say it ever since he started walking here. Paul grimaced, then filled another shot glass, which John, naturally, swallowed with speed and gusto. John remembered one night, the two of them sitting down for dinner at this new Mexican place, then the hotel sex that followed. He had never wanted a woman more than right before he told her about that room, and, based on her actions when they walked into said hotel room, she more than appreciated his sentimentality.
“Another!” John slammed his fist onto the bar.
“Alright,” Paul shouted “I haven’t seen you handle this much liquor before. I’m cutting you off.”
“Listen, Paul.” John said, with no slur or other sign of inebriation, “You’ve taken my Postmodern Lit course before, you know the difference between when I’m feeling lighthearted and when I’m feeling serious. Look me in the eye,” John grabbed Paul by the wrists and pulled him closer until their two faces were less than an inch away from each other, “Do I look like I’m playing with you?”
Paul, against his better judgement, filled another shot glass. John looked into Paul’s eyes and watched his wedding day reflected in them. He had never been so in love, and never seen a woman look so beautiful before. It was breathtaking.
John snapped out of his trance as soon as he saw the full shot glass that Paul had slid in front of him. He drank it slowly, then refilled it, motioning for Paul to go somewhere else as a single tear fell down his cheek.
Paul walked off and found himself at one of the bar’s many TVs. He changed the channel to the local news. He watched, listening to the reports of yesterday’s fire in Brooklyn.
John cried as he remembered Mary’s words last night, hearing the fear and anger in her voice from fifteen stories below.
Paul kept watching the news, ignoring the new state legislature on the subject of drink sizes in convenience stores.
John wept. He had found the word ‘wept’ in many of the term papers, essays and notes that he had graded over the years. Surprisingly, Paul was the only one, out of all of his students, who refused to use that word. John, his face covered in an amount of tears reserved only for mourning, finally understood why.
Paul finally heard the words he had needed to hear. “About an hour and a half ago, Brooklyn resident Mary Stalvern was seen atop her apartment complex, shouting obscenities while dressed in a nightgown. The police, firemen and negotiators were unable to stop her from jumping off of the building. Her husband, Professor John Stalvern, was nowhere to be found at the time of the incident.”
Paul put a hand on his former professor’s back, as Jonathan placed his arms on the table and buried himself in them. He had never seen John look like this. John was such a happy man, living a life that scholars like him would kill to experience for even a day. The loss of Mary, Paul suspected, had killed that happier personality as well.
Jonathan Stalvern is an alcoholic. Maybe if he wasn’t, his wife would have lived to see their daughter dressed in a cap and gown. The question is, what would he do with his life now?
I know damn near none of you, and none of you really know me either. That aside, y'all are a fantastic community of creative individuals, and I wish I had been on the RPing scene more than I was when I was younger, because, as I've said, y'all are great.
That in mind, I wrote a few short stories. I am unaware of their quality, I just know that they are about two and a half pages long in a google doc each, and that I enjoyed writing each of them. I've decided I'll post them here, since they're kind of interesting, and I hope you all enjoy!
---
Story 1: “I never would have married you if I had known…”
(This one I wrote at around midnight one evening when I was given the above quote as a prompt, so that my friend and I could each write for fun. Depression runs rampant in the story and, at the time, in the author, so expect something serious from this. As I said, not sure how good it is, just that I liked writing it. A warning, it is a bit sad.)
John ran onto the busy streets of New York from his two person studio apartment, hoping that none of his students planned on going clubbing tonight. He didn’t want anyone to know about what was about to happen next. If he saw anyone he knew at his favorite watering hole, he’d move on to the next one, until he had his sorrows all to himself.
“I never would have married you if I had known…” she had shouted from the roof of their apartment complex.
A clause like that was the nightmare of most English teachers, yet this hurt him on far deeper level than his studious appreciation for grammatical accuracy. Professor Jonathan Stalvern was nothing if not a man who appreciated the use of correct grammar in daily conversation, yet his wife’s understanding of his obsession with syntax even when admitting that she hated this insidious quality of his was one of the reasons why it hurt him so. Jonathan didn’t know any better way to handle her opinion without a good dose of alcohol in his system.
He walked another block, trying to figure out exactly what he’d say to Paul when he walked in. Paul Middleton, John’s favorite bartender, was the type of guy who’d stop serving you as soon as the pain was dulled, and not a moment sooner. He was also willing to ignore a tab on a bad enough night, if you were a polite drunk, at least. Opening the door to “Business,” Jonathan’s favorite place to get hammered after a rough evening, was one of the greatest feelings that he would experience for a long time.
“Evening, Prof!” Paul shouted over the cover of “Piano Man” being played by an auditioning pianist and his slightly less talented singer friend. “The hell are you doing here on a Thursday night?”
“Just get me a glass of whiskey, Paul. And…if you want to know why I’m here, check the news or something. I don’t give a damn.” John waded through the small crowd as he spoke, sitting down on a barstool.
“Don’t you usually have bourbon, John?” Paul asked innocuously.
“I know what I said, Paul, I just need something strong tonight.”
“This isn’t like you, John.”
“I know.” Jonathan slid a hundred dollar bill across the table. “That’s the point.”
Paul was aware that the last time John spent a hundred dollar bill, his wife Mary was sharing a bottle of something sparkly with him on a starry Connecticut beach somewhere. According to John, that was fifteen or so years ago. This is why Paul had no objections to pouring a cocktail of tequila and rum into a pint glass, hoping that just one would be enough. John swallowed the cocktail in one swig, then shuddered. “That’s a good start,” John said, “Another one.” Paul responded by pouring three shot glasses of the same mixture. John drank with as much fervor as before, which was more than enough to introduce lines of worry and beads of sweat on Paul’s brow. The two looked at each other in silence, each with a different reason. Paul was anticipating John’s next move. Paul hoped he wouldn’t hear the word ‘another’ uttered from John’s lips tonight, but was confronting the truth that the word would come, in time.
John, however, was reliving a moment with Mary, touring her office building and having lunch in Central Park. He remembered that he couldn’t stop staring into her eyes, hoping that he could come up with another reason to keep talking, or another way to make this moment last for an eternity
“I never would have married you if I had known….” Mary had said an hour before Jonathan had started walking.
“Another.” John said the word as if he had rehearsed it, as if he had planned to say it ever since he started walking here. Paul grimaced, then filled another shot glass, which John, naturally, swallowed with speed and gusto. John remembered one night, the two of them sitting down for dinner at this new Mexican place, then the hotel sex that followed. He had never wanted a woman more than right before he told her about that room, and, based on her actions when they walked into said hotel room, she more than appreciated his sentimentality.
“Another!” John slammed his fist onto the bar.
“Alright,” Paul shouted “I haven’t seen you handle this much liquor before. I’m cutting you off.”
“Listen, Paul.” John said, with no slur or other sign of inebriation, “You’ve taken my Postmodern Lit course before, you know the difference between when I’m feeling lighthearted and when I’m feeling serious. Look me in the eye,” John grabbed Paul by the wrists and pulled him closer until their two faces were less than an inch away from each other, “Do I look like I’m playing with you?”
Paul, against his better judgement, filled another shot glass. John looked into Paul’s eyes and watched his wedding day reflected in them. He had never been so in love, and never seen a woman look so beautiful before. It was breathtaking.
John snapped out of his trance as soon as he saw the full shot glass that Paul had slid in front of him. He drank it slowly, then refilled it, motioning for Paul to go somewhere else as a single tear fell down his cheek.
Paul walked off and found himself at one of the bar’s many TVs. He changed the channel to the local news. He watched, listening to the reports of yesterday’s fire in Brooklyn.
John cried as he remembered Mary’s words last night, hearing the fear and anger in her voice from fifteen stories below.
Paul kept watching the news, ignoring the new state legislature on the subject of drink sizes in convenience stores.
John wept. He had found the word ‘wept’ in many of the term papers, essays and notes that he had graded over the years. Surprisingly, Paul was the only one, out of all of his students, who refused to use that word. John, his face covered in an amount of tears reserved only for mourning, finally understood why.
Paul finally heard the words he had needed to hear. “About an hour and a half ago, Brooklyn resident Mary Stalvern was seen atop her apartment complex, shouting obscenities while dressed in a nightgown. The police, firemen and negotiators were unable to stop her from jumping off of the building. Her husband, Professor John Stalvern, was nowhere to be found at the time of the incident.”
Paul put a hand on his former professor’s back, as Jonathan placed his arms on the table and buried himself in them. He had never seen John look like this. John was such a happy man, living a life that scholars like him would kill to experience for even a day. The loss of Mary, Paul suspected, had killed that happier personality as well.
Jonathan Stalvern is an alcoholic. Maybe if he wasn’t, his wife would have lived to see their daughter dressed in a cap and gown. The question is, what would he do with his life now?