llama's fairy shit

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(cs for reference purposes; putting anything ooc or like that in a spoiler so it doesn't take up much room.)

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Name: Hylin Dreamer
Starting amount of currency: ×210
Appearance: Whitish, eye length hair, and a rather gentle face. Grey eyes, extremely skinny. Has a pin striped suit jacket with the sleeves cut off, and a grey cloak around his shoulders. Circular, wire framed glasses. A few freckles on his face.
Pick a number: 673
Preferred type of roleplay: ISRP
favorite color: Royal purple is pretty nice :)

You enter the shop to find a fairy like yourself smiling behind the counter. A little ring sounds as the door closes behind you.

"Hello, and welcome to Emotions Potions!" greets the fairy who works here, displaying their best Customer Service Face. "Look around the shelves if you'd like, or ask me and I'll show you a list of our most popular flavors!"


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if you look around, you can pick pretty much whatever emotions you want as long as they're actually emotions
otherwise you just gotta pick from whatever emotions i could think of

[llama]

"Hello." Hylin says in a rather monotonous voice. "I think I know what I want.. how about a generous amount of shame, fear, and envy? You can manage the servings how you'd like." He had his hands in his pockets and looked down at his odd outfit.. not that he had much opinion on it.

(fuckin' rip him)

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"Sure thing!" the cashier responds. "Eternal potions are ×100, regular are ×50, and the temporary ones are ×10. Today there is a discount of 20% off all permanent potions! If you get all permanent, it will only cost ×240.

"According to general store rules, a worker may only make suggestions on what to pick; not choose for the customer."

[llama]

Hylin nodded, pondering this over.
"Hmm.. I'll take an eternal of shame and envy, and a regular dose of fear."

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"Alright!" the cashier says, fetching a few correctly labelled potions from a cupboard under the desk. Setting them on the table, she continues, "That'll be ×210 today, sir."

[llama]

Taking up the potions, Hylin fishes out the necessary credits and hands them over. He takes the shame one in hand, looking at it uneasily, "Should I just drink them all here? Like, right now?"

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"Technically, you can drink it wherever you want, whenever you want, since it's yours and you paid for it.

"Seeing as you have eternal potions, though, you may want to try it outside. Depending on the potion, you may react to it a little before it settles into your system."

[llama]

Hylin nods, shaking his head a bit, "I just wanted to make sure there was no store policy on doing that. Better safe than sorry, ya know?" He downs the brew of fear before taking up the two other casks, so as to minimize all that he has to carry." With the two huddled in his arms and the other one remaining on the desk, he heads out the door.

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As you exit the shop, nothing seems to have changed much. Aside from the darker of shadows seeming mildly threatening, things are normal enough. Maybe fear doesn't kick in right away.

[llama]

Hylin's eyes widen at these shadows, but it's obviously enough to get him to sprint away. I place shame potion on a nearby bench before bracing myself with a bit of worry and downing the eternal envy potion.

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Upon drinking the eternal envy, the potion spreads throughout you, every cell soaking it in. Everything around you seems so much better off than you. The trees everywhere look so pretty and peaceful. You want that beauty. You want that peace. But no, they have it. You realize you fucking hate those trees.

[llama]

Hm. I have a sudden urge to become a lumberjack and spend the rest of my days incorporating deforestation into this world.. I eye the other potion I have.. I should probably have that too. I down it, trying to consume whatever good things are with it.

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There might not be any good things in there, but indeed, there's only one way to find out.

To say the least, you do find out: Upon drinking this solution, you immediately realise that the choices you've made in your life were all terrible decisions. That outfit you're wearing? Ough, you really look like a fool. And what about those potions, hm? You're such an unfeeling creature, you had to take a bottle of artificial emotions to feel anything. And, oh god, it's truly despicable how much you hate trees. You can't help but hate them, though.

You feel pretty terrible.

[llama]

Without any self respect remaining, I take a seat right there outside the potion shop and look at the ground. I'm going to have to get new clothes and real emotions.. ones that are actually good. One that, say, that woman in the store had. Why can't I have emotions like that?.. it seems the only way I can afford a new set of clothes less stupid than these and a new outlook on life, there's only one thing to do; become a lumberjack.