Post by The Jiggler on Sept 30, 2016 20:16:02 GMT -4
Tits & Bits Bar & Grill on Thion 5LDI.; 08:49 on the Galactic Clock
Lero sits at the bar ordering a Jasmine Sizzle shaken, not stirred. He places four Gold Federal Guilders on the counter as the busty waitress pours his Jasmine Sizzle in a martini glass and places a pink cocktail umbrella. A group of bikers arrives outside of the bar. They bust in through the front door obnoxiously. They begin to yell and immediately flirt with the waitresses. Lero spots one or two bikers flirting with some of the waiters as well. When a bunch of them sit at the bar and start hollering at the bartender, they push around Lero. Irritated but calm, Lero kindly asks one of the bikers to be more careful.
This request is immediately responded with a "What's up of the bro? You are about to come outside with me and argue out there?!" the biker says. His dialect is very alien to the Galactic Common Tongue. Based on his navy blue scales and orange cat-like eyes, Lero assumes that these bikers are from Tescuatis, a few star systems down. They're very far from their Fatherland in that aspect.
"You're far from home," says Lero, "what brings you do Thion 5LDI?" The biker responds with "I'm here to do the coitus with your mother!" Lero snickers at the strong dialect, which catches the attention of the biker. "So you want to make fun of the way that I speak huh little nugget?" the biker says; obviously with his temper rising. The biker reaches inside of his coat and whips out a T25 Bulltick Revolver and points it at Lero. But before the biker can even finish taking out the pistol, Lero has shoved a particle cutlass through the Tescuati biker's chest. Silence cascades the bar as the crowd processes the murder of a man in the middle of the bar. The bikers are the first to notice and start shouting. A multitude of them pull out arrays of weapons and begin to shoot in Lero's direction, but he's already dashed outside of the bar and climbs onboard of an Emissary Speederbike and speeds off into the distance towards the planetary capital, Asteadale, the Blissful City.
A quick discussion with the local banking clan and Lero withdraws 4.8 million Platinum Federal Guilders. Still being pursued by the bikers, Lero hops back on the Emissary and rides out into the Red Dustland. He finds a temple in the middle of the desert, half-buried by the sand. He delves inside and heads towards the deepest innards of the temple, burying his life's fortune deep underground. As he begins to walk back up, he pulls out his CKG2 Auto-pistol and loads a magazine into it. He pulls back the rack of the pistol to assure that there's a bullet in the chamber. As he walks up the steps of the temple, he sees twenty bikes around the temple. Many of them pull out their blasters and spray Lero down.
Or at least that's how the story goes.
The plot of this roleplay is that in an advanced universe where everything is everywhere, you or you and a group of friends hear about this rumor which kickstarts your galactic adventure. If you find the treasure, that'll give you a great bonus for the rest of your time in the roleplay. This roleplay will be colorful, as in it'll be full of characters, fun adventures, and fucking terrible jokes like the name of the bar.
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Fun fact, you can make up your own species, languages, and planets.
Lero sits at the bar ordering a Jasmine Sizzle shaken, not stirred. He places four Gold Federal Guilders on the counter as the busty waitress pours his Jasmine Sizzle in a martini glass and places a pink cocktail umbrella. A group of bikers arrives outside of the bar. They bust in through the front door obnoxiously. They begin to yell and immediately flirt with the waitresses. Lero spots one or two bikers flirting with some of the waiters as well. When a bunch of them sit at the bar and start hollering at the bartender, they push around Lero. Irritated but calm, Lero kindly asks one of the bikers to be more careful.
This request is immediately responded with a "What's up of the bro? You are about to come outside with me and argue out there?!" the biker says. His dialect is very alien to the Galactic Common Tongue. Based on his navy blue scales and orange cat-like eyes, Lero assumes that these bikers are from Tescuatis, a few star systems down. They're very far from their Fatherland in that aspect.
"You're far from home," says Lero, "what brings you do Thion 5LDI?" The biker responds with "I'm here to do the coitus with your mother!" Lero snickers at the strong dialect, which catches the attention of the biker. "So you want to make fun of the way that I speak huh little nugget?" the biker says; obviously with his temper rising. The biker reaches inside of his coat and whips out a T25 Bulltick Revolver and points it at Lero. But before the biker can even finish taking out the pistol, Lero has shoved a particle cutlass through the Tescuati biker's chest. Silence cascades the bar as the crowd processes the murder of a man in the middle of the bar. The bikers are the first to notice and start shouting. A multitude of them pull out arrays of weapons and begin to shoot in Lero's direction, but he's already dashed outside of the bar and climbs onboard of an Emissary Speederbike and speeds off into the distance towards the planetary capital, Asteadale, the Blissful City.
A quick discussion with the local banking clan and Lero withdraws 4.8 million Platinum Federal Guilders. Still being pursued by the bikers, Lero hops back on the Emissary and rides out into the Red Dustland. He finds a temple in the middle of the desert, half-buried by the sand. He delves inside and heads towards the deepest innards of the temple, burying his life's fortune deep underground. As he begins to walk back up, he pulls out his CKG2 Auto-pistol and loads a magazine into it. He pulls back the rack of the pistol to assure that there's a bullet in the chamber. As he walks up the steps of the temple, he sees twenty bikes around the temple. Many of them pull out their blasters and spray Lero down.
Or at least that's how the story goes.
The plot of this roleplay is that in an advanced universe where everything is everywhere, you or you and a group of friends hear about this rumor which kickstarts your galactic adventure. If you find the treasure, that'll give you a great bonus for the rest of your time in the roleplay. This roleplay will be colorful, as in it'll be full of characters, fun adventures, and fucking terrible jokes like the name of the bar.
Character Sheet:
Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Species:
Weapon:
Biography:
Other:
Fun fact, you can make up your own species, languages, and planets.