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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 2, 2016 10:40:17 GMT -4
When some random drunk dude walks up to him and says "Hey John! I fucked your mom!", and waited for a response. The man, John, just ignores him and continues with his drink. "I fucked your mom and she was absolutely great in bed!" said the man again, and a crowd gathered around expecting a fight.
"Hey man," said one of John's friends who was at the bar with him, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm telling John that I fucked his mother and that that was the best sex of my life!"
At that, John seems to have had enough. He turns around and looks at the man. "Go home, dad. You're drunk."
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Post by passion fruit on Sept 2, 2016 18:01:49 GMT -4
mind blown
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Post by The Jiggler on Sept 2, 2016 18:37:51 GMT -4
After that, a ten-year US veteran who served in Iraq and the conflicts in the Gaza Strip that has been crippled by PTSD and has crippling depression walks into the bar with a Colt M1911 and shoots John's dad, friends, and John himself. Afterwards, he reloads the magazine and begins to release more and more rounds into the crowd. That night, 12 pedestrians died, and six were injured.
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