Jimmy Shepard is a BEAST

[Lien]

Bebi talked about his adventures, so here's mine.

Basically, every single woman on the ship wanted Shepard. Everyone.

Started with me noting the hip sway on the Secretary, Kelly. As everyone knows, hip swinging is directly correlating to wanting to make babies.

Then I got straight up pounced on by Tali, she's kinda hot, but in a robot suit and is kinda annoying.

Yes, I tapped that.

After ending the game, Kelly decided to go up to my chamber in a stripper outfit. I couldn't tap that, but I could sit emotionless while she danced in pure silence.

And then I went to Miranda, who accused me of "admiring her form", which basically meant reaching for her ass. I tapped dat, too.

Then I went to Jack. she got angry because I had the hots for her, but eventually gave in.

And then I went to Morinth, and then I died when she grabbed my boob.

The end of poor Jimmy Shepard, doing what he loved.

[LNG257]

How the freep do you get morinth to join you?

Every single freaking time I lose the conversation and can only watch as the fight between morinth and samara plays out, samara killing morinth.

There's gotta be a secret way in which you don't have to use paragon/renegade speech options like in tali's loyalty mission, right?

[Lien]

You do have to use intimidate or charm.

[Sean Max]

Pokémon reference detected.

By the way, she's kinda hot though. *music*