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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 5, 2015 23:11:34 GMT -4
I feel it's time that I come out of the closet. I am... Well, ordinarily when people say they're coming out of the closet it means they're saying they're gay or bisexual, but that's accepted here, so that's clearly not it. No, I'm coming out of the closet to say that I am a necrophiliac.
Now, you may be wondering "What was Tim doing in the closet in the first place?". Well, you know the expression "skeletons in the closet"? Yeah, that's what I was doing in the closet.
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Post by Sean Max on Jun 5, 2015 23:12:38 GMT -4
I'm so confused…
Not trying to be mean but I'm just confused
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:14:56 GMT -4
Lol.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 5, 2015 23:15:06 GMT -4
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Post by Wack on Jun 5, 2015 23:16:05 GMT -4
That skeleton on the hook had 207 bones while Timpookie was with it, if you catch my flow. If you don't, you'll never know.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 5, 2015 23:16:48 GMT -4
That skeleton on the hook had 207 bones while Timpookie was with it, if you catch my flow. If you don't, you'll never know. You should become a poet. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:17:21 GMT -4
Congrats on 24,000 posts Tim.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 5, 2015 23:20:22 GMT -4
Congrats on 24,000 posts Tim. Thanks! My 24,000th was the link to the wikipedia article on Necrophilia! |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:21:01 GMT -4
YAY! That's the best sort of post to celebrate your 24k.
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Post by Eternity on Jun 5, 2015 23:23:53 GMT -4
11/10 would bone a skeleton again
Does that count as original jokes?
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Post by Silverhawk352 on Jun 5, 2015 23:24:47 GMT -4
Sup bitches.
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:25:23 GMT -4
Oi, Silver! You won the Hunger Games twice!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 23:26:46 GMT -4
stop boning sjws
skeletal jurassic women
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 23:34:14 GMT -4
I won the Hunger Games twice?! Damn i'm a badass mo-fo.
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:36:38 GMT -4
Yea, I think you broke Superboy's neck at one point.
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Post by Sean Max on Jun 5, 2015 23:37:50 GMT -4
So if we have necrophilia, do we have elvisaphilia, and chairaphilia?
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Post by Mycousinblade on Jun 5, 2015 23:38:03 GMT -4
You're into dead people?
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 5, 2015 23:38:55 GMT -4
Not only into them, but last night, inside. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jun 5, 2015 23:43:11 GMT -4
O'hey, Tim answered the sex question.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 0:58:37 GMT -4
Pawz won the Hunger Games, killing a total of 9 people as she did so.
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 6, 2015 8:51:08 GMT -4
I know what necrophilia is. I'm just surprised such a well educated person has it o.e, my friend has necrophilia and he would FRAAAAKK a dead rat pretty hard, even if he contracts rabies.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2015 9:06:05 GMT -4
i cant believe nobody has caught my pun yet
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Post by Bannanachair on Jun 6, 2015 9:09:59 GMT -4
I know what necrophilia is. I'm just surprised such a well educated person has it o.e, my friend has necrophilia and he would FRAAAAKK a dead rat pretty hard, even if he contracts rabies. I know straight people who choose not to have sex because of fear of STDs. There's a difference between having sex with every corpse I see and checking to see whether I'll get diseases and whatnot first. |
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Post by Silverhawk352 on Jun 6, 2015 13:25:10 GMT -4
I forgot my password..
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Post by Slacktivist on Jun 6, 2015 19:41:47 GMT -4
i cant believe nobody has caught my pun yet "boning" ehh. Wait, GMT? Are you British too?! SWEAR TO GOD IF I'M THE ONLY AMERICAN HERE- |
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