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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:13:03 GMT -4
Lord Birmoth of Grape: tarandus if you had a lightning bolt in your throat
Lord Birmoth of Grape: what do you think would happen
Tarandus: i would transform into the god of thunder, raining hell upon all who oppose me with my mouth-propelled bolts of lightning
Tarandus: or i would die
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:17:49 GMT -4
Lord Birmoth of Grape: tails what would happen if you had a lightning bolt in your throat
The sammich lord: I would probably make a weird strangulation noise then die from electrucution.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 14:26:29 GMT -4
LNG pick a different action or Jakir is dead
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:27:28 GMT -4
How come he can choose a different action  |
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 15:03:07 GMT -4
Because I'm a loving vammy
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 15:03:27 GMT -4
Is it because he's the pope? I CAN CHANGE FOR U BBY I WIL GIVE YOU ALL THE WEED  |
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 16:48:25 GMT -4
*magic*
okay, Jakan makes the Jelly poof away because if birm can make jelly poof appear then I can make jelly poof disappear.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 16:55:59 GMT -4
Timmy has Jelly magic
You do not.
#winning
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:08:19 GMT -4
We haven't begun, fool. And when the Swarmers land, I will have my victory. You cannot stop the Dominion, and you certainly could not stop the Swarm if it was you against them.
We have plenty of magic to destroy your jelly.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:12:01 GMT -4
Ice will freeze your throats
Iron...you cant rid jelly with iron.
Lightning? We've already disproved this.
Sand can't rid of jelly and will choke your people even more.
And you can't get your swarmers because you can't contact them.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:15:45 GMT -4
*satellites*
*security cameras*
you were saying?
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:16:41 GMT -4
I'm attacking you inside a building.
I don't think satellites can see through buildings.
As well, I don't see you ever stating you set up security cameras in your places.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:18:14 GMT -4
I'm pretty sure with infrared imaging my satellites can see. Plus we can just send out a magical message that doesn't cost an action to our own Sorcerer, who will alert the proper people.
Now, when all else fails, we have crystals.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:21:20 GMT -4
"Evantir, Jakan, Derrinat, and Hazzan were having tea to celebrate victory over the evil Groogle. When birm, Gandalf, and Timmy teleported into the palace, Derrinat remarked, "We really should set up a teleport null zone here." But when their throats filled with jelly, Jakan gargled a quick incantation and lightning bolts went up and into the mouths of each one of them, electrifying the jelly and turning it into PowerJelly, a very nutritious semiliquid substance that slid down their throats and made them all energized. Evantir then called in a SUPER COLD front, making everyone in the room really, really super cold. Derrinat took her prize spear, and clipped her obsidian dagger and energy sword to her belt. Hazzan activated a personal energy shield, that intercepted magical attacks and protected Hazzan from physical ones. "You want to fight? Bring it, birm. Our war ends here." High above, swarmers load into orbital drop pods, waiting to come back to the ground and join in battle against the Dominions foes. Planes redirected their course, activating supersonic engines letting them go six times the speed of sound to aid their leaders." mmm nope, nothing about magical message to sorcerer pr-infrared.com/about-thermal-imaging/thermal-imaging-facts-vs-fiction/"Can thermal imaging cameras see through exterior walls into houses? No. These cameras only “see” heat as it radiates off of an object. It may “see” the heat coming from a house, but it can’t see into the house because the camera picks up the house’s exterior thermal image first. In fact, the thermal imaging doesn’t even see through glass because the glass has its own thermal profile. Thermal imaging has also been used to improve energy conservation. Infrared systems have been used for years to monitor homes for heat loss to spot gaps in insulation." |
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 18:24:11 GMT -4
LNG stop being OP
You have jelly sh in your throat but your people move into action
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:25:29 GMT -4
k let's start fite now
vam what is health and magic power and things
unless we're not doing that this time
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:26:46 GMT -4
Mkay.
Evantir uses a crystal to destroy all jelly within this area. So no more jelly. And before birm says anything, no, I don't believe crystals require the user to speak.
Anyway, Jakan casts a cold spell to seal birm's, gandalf's, and timmy's lips shut so they can't cast spells. Hazzan punches gandalf, and derrinat starts stabbing gandalf.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 18:29:15 GMT -4
Birmface 450 health, 278 magic power
LNGsus 600 health, 200 powah
Birmmie do a action that's not " kill him or whatever "
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:30:52 GMT -4
Gandalf is a master wizard, so I don't imagine he'll need to speak to cast spells. So the floor starts filling up with lava, warming up his lips and also burning up the group, and also Gandalf's body covers with Obsidian so he'll be more resistant against physical strikes.. Birm sends a bunch of Grape raisons that explode with lava upon intact, while Timmy grabs Evantir by the throat and smashes his head against the wall repeatedly.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 18:32:56 GMT -4
The cold means their tenth chattering but they can still talk
Crystals are leet
Stabbing and punching is fun
Gandalf uses some basic lava magic to cover the floor
Obsidion will work
Timmy isn't nice
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:36:39 GMT -4
The crystal destroyed all jelly in the area, but that doesn't mean it made it unusable. Jelly wraps around Evantir's body, making him immobile, and Timmy redirects his focus to tackling Hazzan and crushing him with immense weight.
Gandalf raises his mighty staff and throws orbs of Obsidian to Jakan's head, attempting to leak his blood.
A chain of Obsidian appears in Birm's hand, with a fist made of Obsidian at the end. He swings it and strikes Derrinant in the stomach, hopefully taking the breath out of him temporarily.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:37:52 GMT -4
Evantir moves like lightning(because lightning magic) and is suddenly on top of timmy with fists of iron punching through timmy's skin and pulling out his innards. Jakan sends a magically telepathic call to our Sorcerer(s) who send out the call to the space stations to send down Swarmers. After that, Jakan makes iron that melts in the lava, making molten iron that he then uses iron telekinesis to throw onto birm, basically burning birm and trapping him in molten iron. Hazzan and Derrinat dance around Gandalf occasionally hitting him and making little cracks in the obsidian.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:39:46 GMT -4
The obsidian is sharp too so extra damage
Hopefully that'll stop the message from going through
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 18:40:15 GMT -4
Derrinat is using a spear. So no damage to her.
By the way Derrinat is female.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 18:41:14 GMT -4
So wat
wat does spear do m9
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