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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 13:15:23 GMT -4
"Birm is evil, and intent only on revenge. Our spy satellites have picked up your people openly joining him in war against us. I recommend you not go back there."
And then I walk away. The iron trapping the sand biters on the surface is dissolved.
NOTICING THE SUDDEN FLURRY OF ACTIVITY, DOMINION SPY SATELLITES FIND GRAPPLES AND SAND BITERS AND BIRM AND SHIPS AND CLONING MACHINES. REACHING THE CORRECT CONCLUSION, ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT BEGINS. BIRM'S NAVY IS SUNK, HIS CLONING MACHINES ARE DESTROYED, AND HIS ARMY IS KILLED BY KINETIC PENETRATOR RODS.
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 13:16:03 GMT -4
the sandbiters have never left the shelter of their underground enclvae nerd
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 13:29:42 GMT -4
Sand biters live underground and the majority of them are on the tail of Grapeania
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:06:01 GMT -4
Okay. Well, start manufacturing all the stuff. Submarines and subplanes are on for production!
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 14:15:20 GMT -4
One of your swarmers start talking about how they fought the sand biters,
" We swarmed each other until we got tired "
Subs will be made
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:17:04 GMT -4
I didn't know swarmers could talk. Cool.
Anyway, we need more living space and stuff. Make lots of drills and start digging underground for treasure and places for people to live in!
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 14:27:46 GMT -4
U can always expand your island using SAND!
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:30:08 GMT -4
Oh cool.
Or we can do the next best thing and make giant enclave platforms floating on the water.
Or we can drain the ocean and basically make the entire world our enclave.
But underground is cool because we don't really need to build anything except supports to make sure there isn't a cave in that kills everyone.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 14:34:27 GMT -4
Fine fine do it the boring way
Your living under da groudn
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 14:35:30 GMT -4
"Or we can drain the ocean and basically make the entire world our enclave."
i feel that would do a little bit more than psis off everyone int he world, including your closest allies the jellies.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:42:01 GMT -4
Some of our people are living underground. This stuff is still new, after all.
The satellites see an underwater dome named "Groogle City" owned by some company named "Groogle". Underwater domes sound cool, so let's build one of our own. (yes I'm totally ripping off birm but he can go suck on his pineapple grape juices)
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 14:43:18 GMT -4
damn it
i groogled it and turns out you if atlantis did exist you could find it using satellites
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 14:46:04 GMT -4
Pineapple grape juices sounds nasty
Groogle city shall be built
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:46:46 GMT -4
Our satellites may only be visual for now, but we can still see underwater, even if we can't bomb it.
You also still can't fire obsidian missiles from underwater into my satellites birm, unless it meets very specific technical stuff that I won't mention because then you'll use it.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:47:14 GMT -4
Wait what we're not building Groogle City we're copying it. Ours will be named Dominion Underwater Dome.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 14:53:47 GMT -4
The dome will be made instead
Your satellites can see a bit over below water
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 14:56:22 GMT -4
A message in a bottle arrives at the Overworld shores, bearing the message:
A strange terrorist organization has hijacked one of submarine ships and is currently firing at your satellites. We are currently attempting to locate the ship and disable it before it can cause too much harm to you.
Thank you for understanding.
-Groogle
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 14:58:54 GMT -4
Silly terrorists, they should know that the submarines can only hit things underwater and can't even see the satellites.
Who is this "Groogle" anyway I know they're internet grapes but I want to know who they are.
I send a loyal grape undercover to investigate Groogle.
Also, now that demons should all be converted, I want to send the priests to transformer lands to get some of the transformers to join us in the name of Vammyism.
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 15:00:08 GMT -4
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine-launched_ballistic_missile#History]
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 15:52:34 GMT -4
Vammyism is gettin quite popular with the kids these days
Your grapes will be careful
One of your satellites go down
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 16:51:41 GMT -4
Build two replacement satellites and send them up. Send some Chargers to secure the crash site of the satellite that went down so nobody else can scavenge it or anything.
Build more submarines and subplanes.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 17:00:57 GMT -4
Accoridng to your grape, groogle is putting up a satellite
Subs are tasty
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 29, 2015 17:04:18 GMT -4
My eyes in the sky say groogle is making a private army. Pope Jakan prays to vammy for good luck in our war against them, so we can keep Kingdoms as Kingdoms so Kingdoms does not turn into Corporatocracies.
Yes we're declaring war on Groogle because we think they're a corporate inter-kingdom government trying to take over the world and make it into their corporate kingdom.
So yeah, send submarines and subplanes and navy ships and stuff against them. Start giving all our troops and swarmers and stuff air filters and oxygen tanks so they can go underwater and breath and stuff(and incidentally, be in toxic gases and be unaffected).
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 17:17:12 GMT -4
Oh then go invade groogle you war loving freak
Dank
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 29, 2015 19:48:13 GMT -4
The Jellies are told that the Aliens are bombing them, and request to meet them in the Negotiation Room.
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