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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 12:54:54 GMT -4
...Well then we make him a martyr! Hazzan died for a good cause, and we shall honor his memory and his legacy, and his final request!
Build more weaponized satellites. We need at least twelve, their weapons including big cannons and laser beams.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 12:56:37 GMT -4
Weapon satellites! Woooo
Murdering grapes and demons erryday
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:00:42 GMT -4
Weee, keep building them.
Also, I totally forgot we already had stealth. Start incorporating the stuff from Assassins and other camo people into shield tech(so it makes things invisible) and into the skin of Swingers and Swarmers. It might not be true invisibility, but it sure makes them hard as heck to see, even while flying around in the air.
Tell the scientists to begin working on siege weapons. Specifically, giant lasers that can burn through any wall, any defense, anything. Or just be set up as a defense thing and be able to swivel around, incinerating enemy troops it sweeps on.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:03:25 GMT -4
Invisible bats I see, your troops will be very sneaky and powerful.
Since Birm has obsidion walls they can't easily melted ( lava can't melt obsidion and it would take 8 minutes for it melt the surface of the sun )
But you can make a strong defensive
You hear some jellyfish are accepting the grape chruch
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:08:31 GMT -4
Well, Jakan isn't pope yet, so there isn't much I can do... but I'll do what I can. I send priests to the Jellyfish lands to declare that the demons are liars and evildoers, and that Vammy is the only religion to be followed!
Yes, set up giant lasers around each enclave. They should be able to rotate a full 360 degrees, so they can shoot at anything they can see.
Next business, begin working on electromagnets that can be fired from a gun or something.
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 13:11:05 GMT -4
but we do worship vammy
we just worship satan alongside vammy
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:12:53 GMT -4
Birm is now losing six convert points a turn and will gain 1-20 points every turn
Giant lasers will help
Ooooh I luv magnets
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:17:16 GMT -4
Yes, magnets will work for the ultimate plan.
Okay, now that we have weaponized satellites, we have to protect them. Start equipping our space stations with external lasers and guns and stuff, so they can shoot down any threats to them or the satellites.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:20:03 GMT -4
Fair enough, your space army is something to fear.
I might add a moon to conolize
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:24:02 GMT -4
Woo, moon!
But after we've defeated demons.
Anyway, start training more Swingers and Gargantuans. I think we'll need them, plus the sight of them should lower morale in birm's grapish troops. Build lots of planes to dominate the skies with.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:28:45 GMT -4
These troops shall help as well planes.
Your people are starting to be more happy
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:35:18 GMT -4
Horay. Help their happiness out with the entertainers from way back, those guys are always good for cheering up the people.
Tell the scientists to make acids that can dissolve metal, and to make a gas that is harmless by itself, but moves as things move through it, meaning we can see invisible bats in the gas. Our own camo troops will still blend in to the gas, meaning if the enemy is alert they can see our troops, but still it's really, really hard. Then make little canisters, like grenades, that store the gas.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:37:43 GMT -4
(Wait a minute... Swingers? Vammy, was that your idea. Do I need to have a talk with you?)
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:38:25 GMT -4
What, no, they're mutated grape prisoners of war that I made into terrifyingly powerful mutant troops. They're 100% mine.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:43:17 GMT -4
LNG...
Actually, that makes sense. A citizen that decides it wants to hang out with another country is a swinger! It's almost like the real thing!
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:48:35 GMT -4
Acid and gas will be produced
The entertainers are fixing your morale problem
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 13:50:31 GMT -4
Woohoo!
Okay, Jellies are going on the offensive, we will too. We send a grapish priest(not mutated, just like other grapes) to the grape enclaves of the demon kingdom to start converting them fully to Vammyism and reject Satanism.
How many weaponized satellites do we have?
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:58:49 GMT -4
Your priest will do the job.
If the grapes managed to convert the robots they'll tie you in piety and also be able to claim the pope title
20 satellites
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 14:02:10 GMT -4
Mmmm. Send a priest to the robots to counter their conversion efforts, and send the priest already in the Jellyfish enclaves to go convert the enclave that was turned back to Jellyfish people.
Build a shrine to Vammy in our crystal mine, with the biggest crystal we can find at the center of it.
Our campaign is ready. Get the airforce ready to intercept anything the grapes send to destroy our satellites! Use the weaponized satellites to start a steady orbital bombardment of the demonic parts of birm's territory, leave the grape part alone so our priest can do their thing.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 14:10:02 GMT -4
Your priest will get to work
The shrine will get you much love. + 10 piety
Bombing time! Wooooooooo
-14 to Grape conversion on robots
9/215 way done with converting the jellies to the old ways
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 14:16:02 GMT -4
Spread the goodness of Vammyism and the evil of Satanism to the robots. Inform them of how birm the demon leader calls them "Robutts".
The demons are gonna be bombed back to the, uh, before they were demons!
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 14:20:36 GMT -4
I guess they were grapes before
Grapes lose 8 convert
26/215 of the way to converting the jellies
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 14:23:48 GMT -4
Alright, get our planes up in the skies to shoot down anything the demons send at our satellites, and make sure the space stations are protecting our satellites with their own guns. Demon obsidian roofs should be plenty vulnerable to being broken by cannons and be melted by superhot lasers, thus making them an effect area of effect weapon for killing a bunch of demons in every home that is struck.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 14:32:01 GMT -4
24/100 convert points for grapes taking robots
42/215 to converting the jelly
The planes are getting shot down. The bombings should weaken the demons
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 26, 2015 14:35:13 GMT -4
Excellent, the plan is in motion. Continue the bombing of the demon territory, and start launching Swarmers down from the space stations using the pods that were built to the grape territory. Order the priest to gather the followers of Vammy there and give the Swarmers a safe haven, while the Swarmers kill the Demons there.
The priest tells the Grapes that they are the chosen ones, and were never meant to have a leader such as birm, and that the Overworld Dominion is here to free them and give them a good home, and hope, and prosperity.
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