conspiracist
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conspiracy theory - hitler actually wanted "ze juice" and not "ze jews"
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 5, 2015 9:28:56 GMT -4
y'know, the swedish dudes that make all that electronic music
probably my favorite group |
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Jul 5, 2015 16:22:44 GMT -4
I thought nobody knew them. They're pretty rad.
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conspiracy theory - hitler actually wanted "ze juice" and not "ze jews"
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 6, 2015 11:44:01 GMT -4
did you by any chance find that on a plug.dj because of some guy named AnonymousThug?
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Jul 6, 2015 13:34:34 GMT -4
No. I like Dunderpatrullen and loved the remix they made.
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conspiracy theory - hitler actually wanted "ze juice" and not "ze jews"
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 6, 2015 15:21:30 GMT -4
oh, k
the original arga leken, though, is just plain weird when you translate the lyrics
just read it ffs
"Patrik?
- Yes Jim? - If you were a dog?
Yes?
What kind of dog would you be then?
I would be a St. Bernard
But if you were a girl?
Yeah?
What would your name be then?
Ehm...
If i were a girl
Then my name would be Agneta
If i were Chinese
Then my name would be Ching
If i were a cheese
Then i would be a Feta
If i close my eyes
I can't see anything
Give me your cigarette
I'll give you my flame
Give me your recipe
Then i will bake your bread
If you have the book
I'll give you my support
911
If you are in need
If you give me a star
I will give you a cone
If you give me a cannon
Then i will shoot salute
If you give me intercourse
It will take a minute
But if you take my money
Then i will call a cop
Buy a house
Ride a car
Eat food
Making kids
Playing games
Drink some tea
Watch some TV
DVD
Drink some coffee
Dip some bread
Go to church
Live and die
Watering flower
Pat a cat
Chase the bumblebee
Laugh out loud
Buy a house
Ride a car
Eat food
Making kids
Playing games
Drink some tea
Watch some TV
DVD
Drink some coffee
Dip some bread
Go to church
Live and die
Watering flower
Pat a cat
Chase the bumblebee
Laugh out loud
If i just would be straight with you
Then you would be crossed
I would call you with GSM
Though you will be 3G
It goes to fast, i can't keep up
I close the gates to my fort
I'm just blowing in a IID
That i lost when i was drunk
You just stand and pant there
Like e leaking vent
Put it in your mouth like a candy car
Borrow my shoes
Walk with them a mile
So we can write some status on my profile
The planet is round
So i lay me flat
I promise to increase the bass
If you lower my taxes
If you pat my dog
Then i will pat your cat
Plant my flowers
So i will get a discount
I just wanna spoon with you
You only say get lost
States that you don't wanna be my cutlery
If i were a cheese then i would be a Feta
If i were a spice
Then i would be salt
If i close my eyes i won't see a thing
If i go out to dance
Then i am dancing disco
Give me your cigarette, i will give you my flame
If i end up in a hospital
Then i probably got pains
If you already have the book, i will give you my support
If we go out fishing
Then we will bring a rod!
Buy a house
Ride a car
Eat food
Making kids
Playing games
Drink some tea
Watch some TV
DVD
Drink some coffee
Dip some bread
Go to church
Live and die
Watering flower
Pat a cat
Chase the bumblebee
Laugh out loud"
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