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Post by eloos on Jul 2, 2015 22:43:30 GMT -4
so like we had ice cream and stuff yay i love ice cream but my sister was like "yo bro let me have some of ur ice cream" and i was like "pls no" and then she threw a fit and when we got outside she kicked me in the ahem and now it's bruised and it hurts really bad and it shouldn't be bruised and it hurts
so how to get revenge
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2015 22:46:42 GMT -4
wait 4 years
punch in chest
Or, ya know, you could just not.
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Post by eloos on Jul 2, 2015 22:51:47 GMT -4
but purring
i hate her
and
i hate her x2 now
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 2, 2015 22:51:46 GMT -4
Punch her in the face. If she kicked your testicles, that means that she delivered more pain to you than you would to her by punching her in the face. If you punch her in the face in just the right way you can probably make it hurt a bit but not much and not for long, just to get the message across that sometime in the future you'd probably like to have kids.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2015 22:53:44 GMT -4
eat her
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Post by eloos on Jul 2, 2015 22:54:48 GMT -4
but tim then my dad would be like
"no hitting other ppl"
and id be like "but revenge"
and then he'd hit me with the belt and say "keep ur hands to urself"
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 2, 2015 23:01:45 GMT -4
but tim then my dad would be like "no hitting other ppl" and id be like "but revenge" and then he'd hit me with the belt and say "keep ur hands to urself" Call him a hypocrite and call child protective services. When explaining it to your dad also speak with a high pitched voice and say that your sister probably screwed something up in the release of testosterone to your body but that it'll probably straighten out within a few hours. |
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Post by eloos on Jul 2, 2015 23:04:53 GMT -4
^i cant argue with everything you just said
except for the fact i also dont like hitting people bcs im a hippy sometimes i guess
brb making an exception because fuck her and everything she stands for
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 2, 2015 23:40:54 GMT -4
but tim then my dad would be like "no hitting other ppl" and id be like "but revenge" and then he'd hit me with the belt and say "keep ur hands to urself" Goddamn, I can say firsthand that belts hurt. |
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Post by eloos on Jul 2, 2015 23:45:17 GMT -4
belts do indeed hurt
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Jul 3, 2015 3:33:58 GMT -4
Ruin Santa Claus for them.
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Post by sk8 on Jul 3, 2015 4:52:16 GMT -4
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Post by Death on Jul 3, 2015 6:05:20 GMT -4
I got pimp slapped by my father over a French folder that could be replaced and it turned out my teacher had misplaced it.
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Post by Danonymous on Jul 3, 2015 6:26:05 GMT -4
If your bitchy ass sister assault you for a useless reason, retaliate by kicking her in the back of her knee, allowing her to trip over, then, proceed to wrist-hand strike the back of her head.
Just a technique my taekwondo instructor taught us.
Oh, and you should take self Defense lessons if your father physically harms you, which is not bloody ok. Trust me, I'm a red belt in taekwondo and it made life easier.
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Post by eloos on Jul 3, 2015 10:05:43 GMT -4
^punishments
100% of people at my school are hit for punishment
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 20:33:34 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick.
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Post by Baise-moi on Jul 3, 2015 21:34:32 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick. first grade brawls |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 21:44:28 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick. If I ever get in a fight typically it doesn't end well for either me or the person whom I got in a fight with, often times both. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 21:51:05 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick. If I ever get in a fight typically it doesn't end well for either me or the person whom I got in a fight with, often times both. Yea, but they let first-graders off easy. I don't think I was punished for it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:08:49 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick. If I ever get in a fight typically it doesn't end well for either me or the person whom I got in a fight with, often times both. Wouldn't it be "of whom"? This is a legitimate question; I don't actually know. |
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Post by eloos on Jul 3, 2015 22:09:52 GMT -4
When I was in first grade, I got in some fight with this douchy kid on his bus. I don't really remember what happened, but apparently I ripped his plastic folder in half with my bare hands before tossing it under the seat. He still grew up to be a dick. fatality |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:10:13 GMT -4
If I ever get in a fight typically it doesn't end well for either me or the person whom I got in a fight with, often times both. Wouldn't it be "of whom"? This is a legitimate question; I don't actually know. No. It could potentially be "with whom", but I figured that that would be unnecessary. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:12:20 GMT -4
Wouldn't it be "of whom"? This is a legitimate question; I don't actually know. No. It could potentially be "with whom", but I figured that that would be unnecessary. So then ... whom can be used alone like that? |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:14:57 GMT -4
No. It could potentially be "with whom", but I figured that that would be unnecessary. So then ... whom can be used alone like that? I guess it can. I've noticed that it's one of those ridiculously trivial things that nobody, not even my teacher (who teaches all subjects including English) gives a damn about, though, so I may have been learning a moderately incorrect usage for it due to nobody caring enough about the who/whom distinction to spend more than an hour a few years ago explaining it. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:18:17 GMT -4
So then ... whom can be used alone like that? I guess it can. I've noticed that it's one of those ridiculously trivial things that nobody, not even my teacher (who teaches all subjects including English) gives a damn about, though, so I may have been learning a moderately incorrect usage for it due to nobody caring enough about the who/whom distinction to spend more than an hour a few years ago explaining it. Hm. Yeah, I was told once in school and forgot about it. Kinda dumb; it actually does matter, I think. Of course, it's fun to pretend that things matter so that you can always be correct even on irrelevant matters, but.... |
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