Benzo
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Post by Benzo on Nov 12, 2017 0:20:44 GMT -4
Holy shit, is that official permission?!
States will now be given a serial identification number, and all citizens of the USA will now be referred to as Liberty Numerals. Or just Numeral, whatever floats yer individual boats.
For example, being in Indiana I am no longer an American. You will now refer to me as an I19 Liberty Numeral.
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Post by Benzo on Nov 12, 2017 0:22:31 GMT -4
Indianan. Indianapolitan. You sure as hell can't just say Indian. Tennessean? Ohian? Not to be confused with Hawaiian. Illinoian. Chicagoan. Oklahomo. I mean Oklahoman. Utan. Sounds like a DBZ character. Salt Lake Citizen. Washingtonian. Do we call politicians Washington DCian? I'd sure as hell hate being a Las Vegan. That sounds like a living nightmare, haha. There's as many asinine examples as there are plausible ones. Adding to the list of silly city ones: Muskegonean New Baltimoron Mount Pleasanter Gross Pointer Also, Las Vegan sounds funny. Good job. Mount Pleasanter sounds like a 70's porno title, haha. Possibly starring Mr. Gross Pointer. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2017 0:23:53 GMT -4
I vote we call them all Purringland to commemorate my greatness.
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Benzo
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Post by Benzo on Nov 12, 2017 0:30:02 GMT -4
As long as we keep Seelyville (It's literally just two stop lights... MY two stoplights.), and possibly rename Sealy Mattress to Seely. I will be the king of sleep, dammit!
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Post by Bannanachair on Nov 12, 2017 0:52:47 GMT -4
I vote we call them all Purringland to commemorate my greatness. I assigned Benzo to renaming all the states of America. I can give you Canada if you'd like, though. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 12, 2017 13:04:13 GMT -4
I vote we call them all Purringland to commemorate my greatness. I assigned Benzo to renaming all the states of America. I can give you Canada if you'd like, though. NO, WE'RE GOOD |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 12, 2017 13:04:39 GMT -4
What if we just split up the USA into a bunch of independent countries? That'll solve the problem.
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Post by bleu on Nov 12, 2017 18:24:43 GMT -4
What if we just split up the USA into a bunch of independent countries? That'll solve the problem. Who needs the U, anyway? It can just be... "States of America." |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 12, 2017 21:34:12 GMT -4
What if we just split up the USA into a bunch of independent countries? That'll solve the problem. Who needs the U, anyway? It can just be... "States of America." Yeah, the States are anything BUT united. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2017 21:39:35 GMT -4
I assigned Benzo to renaming all the states of America. I can give you Canada if you'd like, though. NO, WE'RE GOOD Too late. You now live in Purringland. |
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Post by Duck14 on Nov 12, 2017 21:39:41 GMT -4
Aye, if we didn't go by 'American' the only other choices are... United? Unified? Unitican? (Which just sounds like Yoda saying 'Unite, I can.') Statonian? (State-toe-ne-an) Not much else to work with basically, not without it sounding completely asinine at least. United States of American? Why not use all three and be Untied Statonian Americans? Or USAians? Haha, I don’t know. |
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Post by Benzo on Nov 12, 2017 22:44:45 GMT -4
We could be the Numeral States of America.
NSA! NSA! NSA! Oh wait...
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 13, 2017 13:10:29 GMT -4
Too late. You now live in Purringland. Nah, I live in BC |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2017 21:18:30 GMT -4
Too late. You now live in Purringland. Nah, I live in BC Wait, you live in Bannanachair?! How'd your physical body get trapped inside a website? |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 14, 2017 12:49:12 GMT -4
Wait, you live in Bannanachair?! How'd your physical body get trapped inside a website? I visited a server and some person snuck up behind me and threw me into the servers, teleporting me here. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Dec 30, 2017 20:27:59 GMT -4
Wait, you live in Bannanachair?! How'd your physical body get trapped inside a website? I visited a server and some person snuck up behind me and threw me into the servers, teleporting me here. So I guess banning you killed you. |
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Post by aa on Dec 30, 2017 21:37:25 GMT -4
I visited a server and some person snuck up behind me and threw me into the servers, teleporting me here. So I guess banning you killed you. Yep, you're a murderer. Wait, how am I here? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2017 23:02:45 GMT -4
So I guess banning you killed you. Yep, you're a murderer. Wait, how am I here? are you here? |
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Post by Bannanachair on Dec 30, 2017 23:08:30 GMT -4
Yep, you're a murderer. Wait, how am I here? are you here? I don't know. I allowed guests to post again because there are so many of them and I don't want to restrict their ability to post here, and I thought that after a month Happy would have given up. I guess he's been lurking the whole time and we just need to keep banning him. |
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