Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 4:49:20 GMT -4
I wish I had the ability to control wind, it'd be more useful than any of the other elements. It's practically everywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 4:54:46 GMT -4
ALLOW ME TO KILL YOU
WITH A LIGHT BREEZE
This is a new low for you, Dex.
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 5:00:52 GMT -4
Um that would be assuming that it was really weak. Also hey, I am trying to get some more posts. I am just asking.  |
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Danonymous
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 19, 2015 5:10:49 GMT -4
The ability to freeze time, whilst physics stay the same and I'm able to breathe and move around and brutally murder the faggot ones, also, I could probably go to school and pull all the females' skirts down! Fantastic!
It's always been a fantasy.
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 5:22:32 GMT -4
The ability to freeze time, whilst physics stay the same and I'm able to breathe and move around and brutally murder the faggot ones, also, I could probably go to school and pull all the females' skirts down! Fantastic! It's always been a fantasy.  |
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 19, 2015 6:05:00 GMT -4
The ability to freeze time, whilst physics stay the same and I'm able to breathe and move around and brutally murder the faggot ones, also, I could probably go to school and pull all the females' skirts down! Fantastic! It's always been a fantasy. I imagine you as a toddler now. Do you like shapeshifting? |
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 7:06:03 GMT -4
Why do you think that?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 7:25:50 GMT -4
I've been told of your history. |
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 7:42:10 GMT -4
And could you explain my history?
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 7:50:40 GMT -4
Bebi?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 7:53:29 GMT -4
No.
Nice try, though.
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 7:54:50 GMT -4
Well I can't think of anybody more vocal than Bebi. Who are you?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2015 7:56:23 GMT -4
God.
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 7:58:24 GMT -4
There isn't a reason why, for you to hate me if your not Bebi.
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 8:03:19 GMT -4
At least Bebi was creative with his insults, obviously not you.
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Post by tarandus on Jun 19, 2015 11:40:15 GMT -4
If I had a superpower it would be the ability to be God permanently forever. Basically I would be God.
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Post by sk8 on Jun 19, 2015 14:03:49 GMT -4
Instant Teleportation
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Post by FroobUltimate 2.0 on Jun 19, 2015 15:05:34 GMT -4
I'd pick the ability to manipulate probability. I mean really, it'd be so much more useful than any other power. What are the odds of one billion dollars randomly appearing in my bank account? 0%? Let's make that 100%. Chances of having every video game in the world on a super powerful computer? 100%. Chance my worst enemy dies tomorrow? 100%.
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 19, 2015 15:47:00 GMT -4
I'd pick the ability to manipulate probability. I mean really, it'd be so much more useful than any other power. What are the odds of one billion dollars randomly appearing in my bank account? 0%? Let's make that 100%. Chances of having every video game in the world on a super powerful computer? 100%. Chance my worst enemy dies tomorrow? 100%. Yeah, but it is near-equal to the power of my freeze-time-ing. We can both use our powers to get into some hot girls' undies We could both steal nuclear warheads from N. Korea and launch them at America causing great panic and soon a WWIII with nuclear technology. It would basically be Hirosima and Nagasaki except longer-lasting and big booms. We could both use our powers to achieve global domination and the respect of reptilian overlord Obama Hilary Clinton herself. |
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Post by FroobUltimate 2.0 on Jun 19, 2015 15:53:57 GMT -4
Not only that, I can probability up a spaceship so we can explore the universe and enslave every single sentient species with our might.
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Post by Danonymous on Jun 19, 2015 15:57:06 GMT -4
Not only that, I can probability up a spaceship so we can explore the universe and enslave every single sentient species with our might. Can we rape the hot aliens though? Errrr, I mean, kill the humanoid objects! |
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Post by passion fruit on Jun 19, 2015 16:54:52 GMT -4
the power to have everyone elses powers.
underwear though
count me in
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Post by FroobUltimate 2.0 on Jun 19, 2015 17:03:55 GMT -4
Technically, I can use my probabilityness to get everyones powers.
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Post by tarandus on Jun 19, 2015 18:37:17 GMT -4
My power is the power to be God, so I automatically have everyone's powers and then some
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Jun 19, 2015 22:41:10 GMT -4
 Superpower Chart |
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