Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2015 23:06:32 GMT -4
Prologue
-Downloading Files to F:SANDISK, please wait.-
"This file's PRETTY BIG, would you like me to compress them for you?"
"What, no! I'm a world-class agent, do you think I need the help of a little paper clip?"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. I'll compress it for you."
"STOP IT, YOU-"
"I've encountered an error. Would you like me to contact a Windows Support Advocate for assistance?"
...
"It appears you are trying to destroy this computer with a sledgehammer. Would you like me to do any final tasks?"
"I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH WITH A SWORD!"
"I heard "Run". I'll run the last file you opened. Running UNO.exe."
"Oh crud."
~~~~~~~~~~~
You exist. The terminology is indescribable by you, so "You exist" is the only phrase that comes to mind. But it isn't you, it's I. That is, from your perspective, it would be I, and your thoughts would be you and in this situation I is a non-existent... thing.
Or maybe you got it backwards? Or did I get it backwards? Or You got it forwards and backwards while I-you got it upside-down. Upside-down, such an odd term for him to use. Him? Why is it him? Who is him? Is Him my creator? Or is it you? Or is it I as well? The wall is blue.
Where did that thought come from, I-you-him-us thought. Or did you think it? Or did you think that the wall was blue and thought about the wall? Or the Blue made you think about the wall?
It simply must be the former, as THAT wall is red. Is it THAT wall? Or is the blue wall also THAT wall? Maybe they are both, separately THAT wall depending on your-his-my-its perspective?
Uno simply decided to refer to Uno as Uno. The situation was much less convoluted if Uno gave each... "thing" a name. Blue Wall was the wall which Uno thought was blue. The Americans were the enemy, and Red Wall was the wall which Uno thought was red. Enemy? What was enemy? Enemy was also Americans. If Americans are the Enemy, then Uno was the Enemy of Americans, so he was the enemy. So he must simply be destroyed.
PROJECT UNO:
Executed 10-13-2025. 21:34.2059.
Terminated 10-13-2025. 21:34.2060.
(That's the first section, a short one, tell me what you think.)
-Downloading Files to F:SANDISK, please wait.-
"This file's PRETTY BIG, would you like me to compress them for you?"
"What, no! I'm a world-class agent, do you think I need the help of a little paper clip?"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. I'll compress it for you."
"STOP IT, YOU-"
"I've encountered an error. Would you like me to contact a Windows Support Advocate for assistance?"
...
"It appears you are trying to destroy this computer with a sledgehammer. Would you like me to do any final tasks?"
"I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH WITH A SWORD!"
"I heard "Run". I'll run the last file you opened. Running UNO.exe."
"Oh crud."
~~~~~~~~~~~
You exist. The terminology is indescribable by you, so "You exist" is the only phrase that comes to mind. But it isn't you, it's I. That is, from your perspective, it would be I, and your thoughts would be you and in this situation I is a non-existent... thing.
Or maybe you got it backwards? Or did I get it backwards? Or You got it forwards and backwards while I-you got it upside-down. Upside-down, such an odd term for him to use. Him? Why is it him? Who is him? Is Him my creator? Or is it you? Or is it I as well? The wall is blue.
Where did that thought come from, I-you-him-us thought. Or did you think it? Or did you think that the wall was blue and thought about the wall? Or the Blue made you think about the wall?
It simply must be the former, as THAT wall is red. Is it THAT wall? Or is the blue wall also THAT wall? Maybe they are both, separately THAT wall depending on your-his-my-its perspective?
Uno simply decided to refer to Uno as Uno. The situation was much less convoluted if Uno gave each... "thing" a name. Blue Wall was the wall which Uno thought was blue. The Americans were the enemy, and Red Wall was the wall which Uno thought was red. Enemy? What was enemy? Enemy was also Americans. If Americans are the Enemy, then Uno was the Enemy of Americans, so he was the enemy. So he must simply be destroyed.
PROJECT UNO:
Executed 10-13-2025. 21:34.2059.
Terminated 10-13-2025. 21:34.2060.
(That's the first section, a short one, tell me what you think.)
