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Post by Tikobe on Nov 20, 2017 15:12:37 GMT -4
Pretty much. That's why a great deal of peeps look into it, since it shows the power of sex in evolution. But what kind of animal doesn't have a penis? That's mandatory for reproduction. As said before, 97% of bird species don't have a penis. Instead, both sexes are provided a sexual organ called a cloaca. In short, birds say "She wants the C" and not the "D." |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 15:56:36 GMT -4
But what kind of animal doesn't have a penis? That's mandatory for reproduction. As said before, 97% of bird species don't have a penis. Instead, both sexes are provided a sexual organ called a cloaca. In short, birds say "She wants the C" and not the "D." Yes, birds say that all the time. ALL THE TIME. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Nov 20, 2017 17:22:36 GMT -4
But what kind of animal doesn't have a penis? That's mandatory for reproduction. As said before, 97% of bird species don't have a penis. Instead, both sexes are provided a sexual organ called a cloaca. In short, birds say "She wants the C" and not the "D." Why do you know so much about how birds have sex? |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 17:55:11 GMT -4
As said before, 97% of bird species don't have a penis. Instead, both sexes are provided a sexual organ called a cloaca. In short, birds say "She wants the C" and not the "D." Why do you know so much about how birds have sex? Who doesn't? You? Weirdo. |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 20, 2017 18:47:29 GMT -4
As said before, 97% of bird species don't have a penis. Instead, both sexes are provided a sexual organ called a cloaca. In short, birds say "She wants the C" and not the "D." Why do you know so much about how birds have sex? I'm a cannon. Cannons attract birds. You don't want to know the crazy shit I've been subject to, both figuratively and literally. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 18:59:37 GMT -4
Why do you know so much about how birds have sex? I'm a cannon. Cannons attract birds. You don't want to know the crazy shit I've been subject to, both figuratively and literally. Please, tell us all about it |
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Post by Bannanachair on Nov 20, 2017 19:41:01 GMT -4
Why do you know so much about how birds have sex? I'm a cannon. Cannons attract birds. You don't want to know the crazy shit I've been subject to, both figuratively and literally. (Just double-checking, is it official Bannanachair canon that you're a cannon? It's always been my personal headcanon that just your head was a cannon.) |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 19:42:30 GMT -4
I'm a cannon. Cannons attract birds. You don't want to know the crazy shit I've been subject to, both figuratively and literally. (Just double-checking, is it official Bannanachair canon that you're a cannon? It's always been my personal headcanon that just your head was a cannon.) It's always been my personal headcanon that you're an imbecile. |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 20, 2017 19:57:07 GMT -4
I'm a cannon. Cannons attract birds. You don't want to know the crazy shit I've been subject to, both figuratively and literally. (Just double-checking, is it official Bannanachair canon that you're a cannon? It's always been my personal headcanon that just your head was a cannon.) My head is a cannon and what you perceive to be a body is actually an extension of my head that is animate and functions like a body. To cover up my lack of flesh I wear a tuxedo to fully hide the fact that I am a living cannon. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 20:50:23 GMT -4
(Just double-checking, is it official Bannanachair canon that you're a cannon? It's always been my personal headcanon that just your head was a cannon.) My head is a cannon and what you perceive to be a body is actually an extension of my head that is animate and functions like a body. To cover up my lack of flesh I wear a tuxedo to fully hide the fact that I am a living cannon. Well, since this thread generally talks about genitals, I must ask if your extra body has cannon genitals. |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 20, 2017 22:15:34 GMT -4
My head is a cannon and what you perceive to be a body is actually an extension of my head that is animate and functions like a body. To cover up my lack of flesh I wear a tuxedo to fully hide the fact that I am a living cannon. Well, since this thread generally talks about genitals, I must ask if your extra body has cannon genitals. No, it's like a Ken doll down there. If you're really desperate though, I'm long, pointy and I blow loads of stuff out of me, so you can say that I'm male. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 20, 2017 22:19:58 GMT -4
Well, since this thread generally talks about genitals, I must ask if your extra body has cannon genitals. No, it's like a Ken doll down there. If you're really desperate though, I'm long, pointy and I blow loads of stuff out of me, so you can say that I'm male. You say that like the stereotypical male is long when it's actually extremely rare to be well-endowed. |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 20, 2017 22:49:15 GMT -4
No, it's like a Ken doll down there. If you're really desperate though, I'm long, pointy and I blow loads of stuff out of me, so you can say that I'm male. You say that like the stereotypical male is long when it's actually extremely rare to be well-endowed. Shhh... Don't look at other d***s, and you won't have anything to compare to yours. You can say that you're long without actually knowing that you're long.  |
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Post by Duck14 on Nov 21, 2017 10:42:25 GMT -4
You say that like the stereotypical male is long when it's actually extremely rare to be well-endowed. Shhh... Don't look at other d***s, and you won't have anything to compare to yours. You can say that you're long without actually knowing that you're long. Words to live by. But why self censor? |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 21, 2017 10:53:06 GMT -4
Shhh... Don't look at other d***s, and you won't have anything to compare to yours. You can say that you're long without actually knowing that you're long. Words to live by. But why self censor? Why not self censor? I mean, it'd be better for someone to make a mistake and assume it means d(uck)s which would be funnier then just outright saying dicks. Always self censor, kids. Never miss your chance. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Nov 21, 2017 10:57:39 GMT -4
Words to live by. But why self censor? Why not self censor? I mean, it'd be better for someone to make a mistake and assume it means d(uck)s which would be funnier then just outright saying dicks. Always self censor, kids. Never miss your chance. And now it's come full circle. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 21, 2017 12:11:28 GMT -4
You say that like the stereotypical male is long when it's actually extremely rare to be well-endowed. Shhh... Don't look at other d***s, and you won't have anything to compare to yours. You can say that you're long without actually knowing that you're long. Why on EARTH would I look at other males just to see if I'm above or below average? Also, measurements. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 21, 2017 12:11:47 GMT -4
Why not self censor? I mean, it'd be better for someone to make a mistake and assume it means d(uck)s which would be funnier then just outright saying dicks. Always self censor, kids. Never miss your chance. And now it's come full circle. Just like the shape of your head. |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 21, 2017 21:19:39 GMT -4
Shhh... Don't look at other d***s, and you won't have anything to compare to yours. You can say that you're long without actually knowing that you're long. Why on EARTH would I look at other males just to see if I'm above or below average? Also, measurements. Why on EARTH would I measure my own d***? Doesn't the ruler deserve better? |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 21, 2017 22:23:22 GMT -4
Why on EARTH would I look at other males just to see if I'm above or below average? Also, measurements. Why on EARTH would I measure my own d***? Doesn't the ruler deserve better? It's not like you're putting the ruler right in it. You're just putting it beside it for a few seconds so you can see its length in inches. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2017 22:40:39 GMT -4
Ducks don't need to be measured. They're ducks.
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 21, 2017 22:51:49 GMT -4
Ducks don't need to be measured. They're ducks. Well, uh, I'm going to uncensor the word Tikobe was implying a little bit: di##s Anyways, if ducks DID need to be measured, how would you measure them? |
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Post by Tikobe on Nov 22, 2017 2:00:51 GMT -4
Ducks don't need to be measured. They're ducks. Well, uh, I'm going to uncensor the word Tikobe was implying a little bit: di##s Anyways, if ducks DID need to be measured, how would you measure them? Sit them still. While they aren't a lot of things, at least they're civil enough to do that. And "di##s?" Man, the d###s stood for dudes. Not diffs. |
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Post by Duck14 on Nov 22, 2017 7:49:20 GMT -4
Well, uh, I'm going to uncensor the word Tikobe was implying a little bit: di##s Anyways, if ducks DID need to be measured, how would you measure them? Sit them still. While they aren't a lot of things, at least they're civil enough to do that. And "di##s?" Man, the d###s stood for dudes. Not diffs. Yeah, we are pretty civil. We will all waddle into line when you ask. |
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Post by snowy happy on Nov 22, 2017 11:44:14 GMT -4
Well, uh, I'm going to uncensor the word Tikobe was implying a little bit: di##s Anyways, if ducks DID need to be measured, how would you measure them? Sit them still. While they aren't a lot of things, at least they're civil enough to do that. And "di##s?" Man, the d###s stood for dudes. Not diffs. Well, I was thinking dills, but okay. |
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