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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2017 18:25:00 GMT -4
What are you good at that you're probably not supposed to be? Or, alternatively, what unusual talent do you have?
I'm good at falling
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Post by Tikobe on May 13, 2017 18:31:05 GMT -4
I'm good at offending.
Seriously! Conservatives, liberals, adults, kids, polar bears, penguins, if it exists I'm pretty sure I insulted it at one point or another.
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Post by Tikobe on May 13, 2017 18:34:26 GMT -4
On consideration, I also suppose I have a talent with procrastination.
Seriously, I do almost no work and I've never failed a class except that one online class I took but then again that was because it was online French and the recording equipment would never work for me.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2017 19:54:48 GMT -4
Yeah, I know a lot of people who are good at procrastinating. Including me.
Maybe not that they're good at it, but they're good at getting away with it.
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Post by happy on May 13, 2017 20:19:00 GMT -4
I'm unusually good at ranting in real life.
I can dislike something and out of nowhere compose a huge rant that actually has a point in, like, seconds.
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Post by Bannanachair on May 13, 2017 21:18:24 GMT -4
I'm good at knowing the correct words for things. For instance, I recently yelled at someone for using "octopuses", then I proceeded to yell at them for saying "Sorry, I meant octopi". Why the hell do people not know that the plural of "octopus" is "octopodes"?
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2017 21:40:11 GMT -4
tim, you're good at knowing obscure facts
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Post by Bannanachair on May 14, 2017 1:02:55 GMT -4
What I like more are the things I'm not good at. For instance, I'm unable to say the word "happiness" without accidentally saying the word "penis". If you don't believe me say the word "happiness" aloud right now.
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 1:24:18 GMT -4
What I like more are the things I'm not good at. For instance, I'm unable to say the word "happiness" without accidentally saying the word "penis". If you don't believe me say the word "happiness" aloud right now. Never have I, in my life, said the word "happiness" so many times in a single moment until this post. |
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Post by Duck14 on May 14, 2017 2:04:22 GMT -4
On consideration, I also suppose I have a talent with procrastination. Seriously, I do almost no work and I've never failed a class except that one online class I took but then again that was because it was online French and the recording equipment would never work for me. Oh, I'm great at that. Though I kind of worked it out by doing other assignments while procrastinating about another. Kind of increased my work rate which is nice. |
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 2:10:37 GMT -4
On consideration, I also suppose I have a talent with procrastination. Seriously, I do almost no work and I've never failed a class except that one online class I took but then again that was because it was online French and the recording equipment would never work for me. Oh, I'm great at that. Though I kind of worked it out by doing other assignments while procrastinating about another. Kind of increased my work rate which is nice. Oh. I should do that. I probably won't. |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 13:12:55 GMT -4
Oh, I'm great at that. Though I kind of worked it out by doing other assignments while procrastinating about another. Kind of increased my work rate which is nice. Oh. I should do that. I probably won't. I mean, you'll probably get around to it Some time or another |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 13:14:05 GMT -4
What I like more are the things I'm not good at. For instance, I'm unable to say the word "happiness" without accidentally saying the word "penis". If you don't believe me say the word "happiness" aloud right now. Did you know that, with a strong French accent, there is no difference between "happiness" and "a penis"? |
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Post by Baise-moi on May 14, 2017 15:30:49 GMT -4
Good at complaining, especially for specific things...
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Post by debian budgie on May 14, 2017 18:31:11 GMT -4
art
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Post by Bannanachair on May 14, 2017 19:34:11 GMT -4
What I like more are the things I'm not good at. For instance, I'm unable to say the word "happiness" without accidentally saying the word "penis". If you don't believe me say the word "happiness" aloud right now. Did you know that, with a strong French accent, there is no difference between "happiness" and "a penis"? Did you know that your tongue never rests comfortably in your mouth? |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 19:37:59 GMT -4
Did you know that, with a strong French accent, there is no difference between "happiness" and "a penis"? Did you know that your tongue never rests comfortably in your mouth? That's not surprising. I'm usually not comfotable in general. |
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 19:38:00 GMT -4
Did you know that, with a strong French accent, there is no difference between "happiness" and "a penis"? Did you know that your tongue never rests comfortably in your mouth? Did you know that my tongue hurts because I keep on biting it? |
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Post by Bannanachair on May 14, 2017 19:41:00 GMT -4
Did you know that your tongue never rests comfortably in your mouth? That's not surprising. I'm usually not comfotable in general. Did you know that your tongue never rests comfortably in your mouth? Did you know that my tongue hurts because I keep on biting it? The joke is that most people don't actively think about the way that their tongue is resting in their mouth, and that me stating that will make you consciously think about it which will thus make it uncomfortable. It's like how you're now breathing manually. Also, please try not to think about elephants. |
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 19:50:20 GMT -4
That's not surprising. I'm usually not comfotable in general. Did you know that my tongue hurts because I keep on biting it? The joke is that most people don't actively think about the way that their tongue is resting in their mouth, and that me stating that will make you consciously think about it which will thus make it uncomfortable. It's like how you're now breathing manually. Also, please try not to think about elephants. My tongue still hurts. Think my tooth scratched it in one spot. I also thought of pink elephants. |
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Post by Bannanachair on May 14, 2017 19:56:07 GMT -4
The joke is that most people don't actively think about the way that their tongue is resting in their mouth, and that me stating that will make you consciously think about it which will thus make it uncomfortable. It's like how you're now breathing manually. Also, please try not to think about elephants. My tongue still hurts. Think my tooth scratched it in one spot. I also thought of pink elephants. Go see a doctor. And yeah, weirdly enough whenever I ask people what colour the elephants they think of are they almost always say "pink". I think it's because of that nightmare-inducing alcohol scene from Dumbo. |
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 19:59:06 GMT -4
My tongue still hurts. Think my tooth scratched it in one spot. I also thought of pink elephants. Go see a doctor. And yeah, weirdly enough whenever I ask people what colour the elephants they think of are they almost always say "pink". I think it's because of that nightmare-inducing alcohol scene from Dumbo. Actually, the pink part was a joke, but glad you caught it. It was more of a dull grey to be honest. And nah. I actually do this all the time. It'll heal by itself, no point in a doctor. |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 20:19:54 GMT -4
Isn't a pink elephant some kind of charity thing where you buy people's stuff they donated?
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 20:20:14 GMT -4
Isn't a pink elephant some kind of charity thing where you buy people's stuff they donated? never mind, that's a white elephant |
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Post by Tikobe on May 14, 2017 20:31:03 GMT -4
Isn't a pink elephant some kind of charity thing where you buy people's stuff they donated? never mind, that's a white elephant One guy I knew once gave five bibles as a White Elephant gift. The man who got it was thoroughly surprised. As well as everyone else. |
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