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Death Bannanachair Lord Watcher of the Wrist Rockets He is the one and only defender of the people. Posts: 7,569	Dammit Dad Apr 15, 2017 4:07:10 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Death on Apr 15, 2017 4:07:10 GMT -4 "It's not United Airlines fault, that man was peacefully escorted off the plane and then ran back on, that means he was a security risk." Please fucking kill meeeeeeeeee
	"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."

Tikobe 5K Club v = 1928 * ((p / (m + (1/3)p)) * ln(L/c)) ^ (1/2) Posts: 7,103	Dammit Dad Apr 15, 2017 4:20:52 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tikobe on Apr 15, 2017 4:20:52 GMT -4 United Airlines - Now the #1 company for traveling masochists worldwide
	I can't be used as a virgin sacrifice anymore... Life and the government had their way with me too many times.

Death Bannanachair Lord Watcher of the Wrist Rockets He is the one and only defender of the people. Posts: 7,569	Dammit Dad Apr 15, 2017 4:25:45 GMT -4 Bannanachair, Baise-moi, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Death on Apr 15, 2017 4:25:45 GMT -4 United Airlines: "Go in as a doctor, leave as a patient."
	"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."

Tikobe 5K Club v = 1928 * ((p / (m + (1/3)p)) * ln(L/c)) ^ (1/2) Posts: 7,103	Dammit Dad Apr 15, 2017 4:45:50 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tikobe on Apr 15, 2017 4:45:50 GMT -4 "Welcome to United Airlines. We currently are overbooked and need 5 volunteers to transfer to a new plane. Nominate yourselves now and we'll cover all medical expenses, guaranteed."
	I can't be used as a virgin sacrifice anymore... Life and the government had their way with me too many times.

Baise-moi Bannanachair Knight You're fired. Posts: 2,250	Dammit Dad Apr 16, 2017 2:03:08 GMT -4 eloos likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Baise-moi on Apr 16, 2017 2:03:08 GMT -4 SPOILER: Click to show SPOILER: Click to show

Death Bannanachair Lord Watcher of the Wrist Rockets He is the one and only defender of the people. Posts: 7,569	Dammit Dad Apr 16, 2017 5:06:47 GMT -4 eloos and katt like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Death on Apr 16, 2017 5:06:47 GMT -4 "First rule of United Airlines, you do not TALK about United Airlines."
	"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day..."

God Bebi Satan 5 Star Rookie O LORD, YOUR KINGDOM IS ON FIRE Posts: 565	Dammit Dad Apr 16, 2017 5:21:53 GMT -4 Bannanachair likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by God Bebi Satan on Apr 16, 2017 5:21:53 GMT -4 they'll be gone within the year.
	AND HE IS A GREAT FAVORITE

Tikobe 5K Club v = 1928 * ((p / (m + (1/3)p)) * ln(L/c)) ^ (1/2) Posts: 7,103	Dammit Dad Apr 16, 2017 13:02:51 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tikobe on Apr 16, 2017 13:02:51 GMT -4 Apr 16, 2017 5:21:53 GMT -4 God Bebi Satan said: they'll be gone within the year. Nah. United would slug the other companies before they allow their selves to be dragged out of the industry.
	I can't be used as a virgin sacrifice anymore... Life and the government had their way with me too many times.

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