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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 14:15:24 GMT -4
Hello, and welcome to Stupid Things People Say! Here I intend to post anything stupid my mother says. If other people want to contribute with their own stupid quotes, go on ahead; I'm not stopping you. However, if you do contribute, be nice. Specifically if you're quoting a person in this community. Flame wars offrailing threads is not nice, so don't do it.
I'll start it off:
"Whenever I eat this bread, on Fridays, it tastes like jalapeños. This burning sensation, it is a gift from God." -my mom
She gets "burning sensations" in various areas of her body and will not see a doctor because she is convinced that it is spiritual. Her religious counselor echoes these thoughts, which doesn't help.
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Post by Tikobe on Mar 31, 2017 14:51:35 GMT -4
She gets "burning sensations" in various areas of her body and will not see a doctor because she is convinced that it is spiritual. Her religious counselor echoes these thoughts, which doesn't help. That... That's dangerous. Like seriously dangerous. Tie her up, knock her out, maybe put a gag or something on her, toss her into a car and then into a doctor's office before she winds up in the ER. And give a stern talking to the religious counselor as well. Don't be rude about it but voice your concerns and tell him to seriously reconsider his thoughts and take a moment to run it through actual doctors about it before making assumptions. The lord may work in mysterious ways, but not all of them are necessarily friendly to us. Anyways, back onto the actual subject on this thread, a super serious video on Mars and Venus said "Madagasker" once. Ever since then the whole Astronomy class can't stop laughing about "Madagasker." We also joke about how he used "befuddled" but that was just more about how he said it rather than it being stupid. |
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Post by Dex on Mar 31, 2017 14:54:01 GMT -4
I'll start it off: "Whenever I eat this bread, on Fridays, it tastes like jalapeños. This burning sensation, it is a gift from God." -my mom She gets "burning sensations" in various areas of her body and will not see a doctor because she is convinced that it is spiritual. Her religious counselor echoes these thoughts, which doesn't help. Sounds concerning. "You don't check your son's history everyday? How can you know if they aren't becoming a terrorist or a serial killer?" - Vice Principal to My Mom |
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Post by Bannanachair on Mar 31, 2017 21:53:43 GMT -4
One of the dumbest things I have ever seen someone say is as follows:
Here's another dumb thing I've seen people say!
And another!
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Post by Death on Apr 1, 2017 5:17:26 GMT -4
"The Emperor of Mankind is pretty mediocre."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 7:57:56 GMT -4
One of the dumbest things I have ever seen someone say is as follows: Here's another dumb thing I've seen people say! And another! Hahahaha wow tim you sure are original ahahaha |
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Post by Bannanachair on Apr 1, 2017 11:36:54 GMT -4
By far the dumbest thing I have seen today is as follows: One of the dumbest things I have ever seen someone say is as follows: Here's another dumb thing I've seen people say! And another! Hahahaha wow tim you sure are original ahahaha |
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Post by Duck14 on Apr 1, 2017 11:39:23 GMT -4
By far the dumbest thing I have seen today is as follows: Hahahaha wow tim you sure are original ahahaha ^ Think I found something dumber. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Apr 1, 2017 12:04:32 GMT -4
I was incorrect when I had stated that earlier comment was the dumbest thing I have ever heard someone say. I have found the truly most stupid sentence of all time: By far the dumbest thing I have seen today is as follows: ^ Think I found something dumber. |
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Post by katt on Apr 1, 2017 16:25:14 GMT -4
"gay children don't exist because you're not gay until you have gay sex"
church life innit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 18:07:26 GMT -4
I was incorrect when I had stated that earlier comment was the dumbest thing I have ever heard someone say. I have found the truly most stupid sentence of all time: ^ Think I found something dumber. for real though please stop. |
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Post by Lien on Apr 1, 2017 20:28:54 GMT -4
"I mean, yeah, if you put gay people in a camp together they can't reproduce."
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Post by Lien on Apr 1, 2017 20:31:24 GMT -4
"Yes, I've read Oliver Twist. It was about this guy named Huckleberry Finn.."
He doesn't stop.
"on this boat with this guy called Nigger Guy."
Not done yet.
"Or maybe it was Black Nigger."
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Post by Lien on Apr 1, 2017 20:36:25 GMT -4
"I'm a good Christian woman who beleives in Jesus! I ain't eating none of this dirty Jew bread!"
For those of you who don't know, Jesus was a Jew.
"These Muslims just hate America because that's where Jesus is from!"
Two things: Not all Muslims hate America, and Jesus was from modern day Syria, a predominantly Muslim nation.
"Did you know that Muslims burn goats to appease their blood god?"
Texas breeds the craziest of crazy old ladies.
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Post by Tikobe on Apr 3, 2017 1:54:24 GMT -4
"Why does right and left move but East and West stay the same?"
Actual question that was asked by a jock back in my high school Space and Earth science class. He was dead serious about it, too. We spent a class period and a half trying to explain it to him.
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Post by Bannanachair on Apr 3, 2017 3:48:23 GMT -4
"Eve was created when God removed a rib from Adam. That's why men have one fewer ribs than women do."
My teacher, who was an actual priest and who worked in the Vatican's secret archives and has a master's in divinity, had to explain that that one was wrong to the girl who said it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2017 9:08:38 GMT -4
"Eve was created when God removed a rib from Adam. That's why men have one fewer ribs than women do." My teacher, who was an actual priest and who worked in the Vatican's secret archives and has a master's in divinity, had to explain that that one was wrong to the girl who said it. I think my mom told me that once, actually |
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Post by Bannanachair on Apr 3, 2017 10:05:43 GMT -4
"Eve was created when God removed a rib from Adam. That's why men have one fewer ribs than women do." My teacher, who was an actual priest and who worked in the Vatican's secret archives and has a master's in divinity, had to explain that that one was wrong to the girl who said it. I think my mom told me that once, actually The sad thing was that the person who said it was otherwise not particularly unintelligent. Not a supergenius by any means, but certainly of at least around average intelligence. |
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Post by Tikobe on Apr 3, 2017 10:48:59 GMT -4
I think my mom told me that once, actually The sad thing was that the person who said it was otherwise not particularly unintelligent. Not a supergenius by any means, but certainly of at least around average intelligence. We've all been in idiots of some degree in one way or another, even if we care not to admit it. |
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Post by Duck14 on Apr 3, 2017 11:04:56 GMT -4
The sad thing was that the person who said it was otherwise not particularly unintelligent. Not a supergenius by any means, but certainly of at least around average intelligence. We've all been in idiots of some degree in one way or another, even if we care not to admit it. True, I know I've made some dumb comments in the past. |
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Post by Death on Apr 3, 2017 11:13:44 GMT -4
"Hello, I represent [insert northern irish political party here], how are you today sir?"
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Post by Baise-moi on Apr 3, 2017 22:24:36 GMT -4
"All is number"
Fuck off already
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Post by Bannanachair on Apr 4, 2017 11:20:16 GMT -4
"Let's make Trump the first president ever to be impeached!" is something that I hear a lot because most people seem not to realize that Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached.
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Post by Death on Apr 4, 2017 11:23:54 GMT -4
"Let's make Trump the first president ever to be impeached!" is something that I hear a lot because most people seem not to realize that Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were both impeached. Nixon was also close to being impeached before he resigned. |
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Post by katt on Apr 4, 2017 15:20:34 GMT -4
"Hello, I represent [insert northern irish political party here], how are you today sir?" i can't believe i read this in your voice without hesitation |
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