vammy
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Post by vammy on Dec 29, 2016 3:18:15 GMT -4
GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
GIANT DEATH ROBOTS
Ever since LNG and his great robotic fleet sailed to the Crescent Island of Robotia he has gained a reputation for fucking up shit, conquering a whole 20 enclaves in his wake subjugating everyone under his robotic boot.
Army:
King LNG of Robotia: Level 30, uses metal based magics
Recruit
Metal:2000
Botties: Cute little mini bots that come in squads of five, while not particularly strong they are good for scouting and in large numbers are a hassle to deal with. Costs 100 metal
Bottles: Melt a few botties together and you get a Bottle, five times bigger and a lot more stronger. Costs 200 metal
Sharpshooters: Armed with professional grade laser technology Sharpshooters are a threat to all living technology with their powerful blasts destroying everything in their path. Costs 300 metal
GDR: GIANT DEATH ROBOTS, the main power of your army a large robot trained from birth to conquer. They are over 1000 pounds, 10 feet high and are armed with sharpshooter laser weaponry. Costs 2000 metal
Übers: crazed beasts of death, a combination of everything you own into one deadly stew. Cost: Ask vammy
Researching: how to go outside without getting sunburn
Resources: Metal, Tungsten and "flour" Location: A large isle just west of the mainland
You know where everyone is.
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Post by LNG257 on Dec 29, 2016 10:57:40 GMT -4
Yes! Robots reign supreme! Metal as our skin, electricity as our blood, multi-core processors as our hearts! Smart robot scientists, you will... keep doing whatever it was you were doing before, not getting sunburns outside is important!
Get five Bottie groups, and send them over the island to collect metal so that we may build a greater army!
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Post by vammy on Dec 29, 2016 12:46:54 GMT -4
They have developed "sun screen" apparently it will stop you from rusting.
Your nearby metal mines are producing at a decent rate, your Botties instead choose to take a nap
You just realized you have neighbor by the name of Tails and his Orks
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Post by LNG257 on Dec 29, 2016 16:05:13 GMT -4
you know despite being giant death robots its good to make friends rite?! let's send some awesome little Botties over to him to make friends!
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Post by vammy on Dec 29, 2016 16:34:39 GMT -4
Well good then hopefully the Orks will be nice to your bots, or even better we witness the fastest war ever in Kingdoms history. Either one would be nice
One of your botties rusted
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Post by LNG257 on Dec 29, 2016 16:39:16 GMT -4
Oh no! Apply sun screen immediately!
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Post by vammy on Dec 29, 2016 17:02:08 GMT -4
He ded LNG he ded
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Post by LNG257 on Dec 30, 2016 1:34:43 GMT -4
Noooooooooooooooooo!
Hold burial rites. Even though we are robots, we treat the dead with RESPEKT!
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