The Undead and The Undying

[vammy]

The undead, shambling walking terrors that raise up at midnight conquering all that they see. Hopefully. Or the undead, conquered by a small army of grapes and boulders. That's part of the fun of kingdoms you never know which one will happen although my bets on the second one.

Here in the undead kingdom located on the western mainland, bordering both the grapes and boulders there is the king of them all the brave skeleton Karl or K3rl as he's called in the ancient undead language of Wahahahahahsisha.

Army:

King Karl/K3rl: level 30, knows summon undead.

Recruit:

Bones:2000

Skeleton Army: Due to recent developments your scientist has figured out how to send out Skeletons in groups of five instead of just one. The only problem with this is that Skeletons are still made of bones. Costs 100 bones

Zombies: The upper echelon of your forces, slow moving but larger and having a tendency of swarming the enemy with its bites. Cost 200 bones


Deformed: Natural productions of the dark, a tasteless mixture of many evils packed into one creature. Cost 300 bones

Abominations: The gnashing of teeths, the shaking of bones and the gates of hell behind them. Abominations aren't something to laugh at. They are Deformed, but not a natural production, no something much worse. A beast made of magic and hatred out of a distant lab.

Über: Crazed beasts of death, a combination of everything you own into one deadly stew. Cost: Ask vammy

Researching: How to become a functional adult
Resources: Bones, stones and pinecones also peppermint
Location: Western Mainland

[passion fruit]

Start having my skeledudes use the rocks to build walls and shit for our base.
conjure some skeleton armys for this purpose, but turn them back into bones once they are done.
have the rest of my force look for more bones, or other villages/graveyards we could pillage from. and the researchers research advanced necromatic magick

[vammy]

Somewhere in a distant land by the name of Earth a man by the name of Donald J Trump momentarily stops and cries at the words "build a wall"

Your skeleton armies have developed "morality" and do not wish to be turned back into bone I suggest knocking them out first

You hear rumors of a large graveyard to the east; ruins from a old battle of Kingdoms past

[passion fruit]

we will knock them out first.
send 1 deformed and 3 skeleton armies to see whats going on in that graveyard.
and send several scouts to look about in the general area surrounding us.

[vammy]

You border the grapes and boulders both begging to be conquered by you.

Aside from you are located a long rugged coastline where little fishes occasionally land on your beaches and soon die and come back to life due to the whole undead thing

The ruins have many old bones, it's said that in this exact spot over 200 men then end of their life's fighting for a ancient artifact

[passion fruit]

Use the fishes as a constant source of bone making, meld the tiny fish bones into bigger big bones.

is the artifact still there?
Send me and some Skeleton Army guy to get the bones and hopefuly the artifact.