Living: Boulder style

[vammy]

Ah Kingdoms, the only place where your desire to have a army of stones with rock (teehee) hard abs can be realized. Your kingdom of Living Boulders is both respected and fears across the mainland as a powerful force in the west, led by the Great Leblunder hopefully like those before you, you will your kingdom to great things or don't I don't really care to be quite honest.

Army:

King Leblunder: level 30, uses rock magic

Recruit:
Rocks:2000

Pet Rock: Hold on, this isn't your typical gift shop ripoff this is a living rock, known for its hardy defense and uh tendency to sleep on the battlefield. Cost 100 rocks

Stompers: Large beasts that shake the group as they walk, while not that powerful their size and intimidation factor make them a valuable ally when the time comes to fight. Cost 250 rocks

Golems: True warriors, known for their tenacity and skills in battle armed with a broadsword and a iron helm not to be messed with. Cost 300 rocks

Gargoyles: They fly fast, hit hard and breath fire what more could you want? Cost 500 rocks

Übers: crazed beasts of death, a combination of everything you own into one deadly stew. Cost: Ask vammy

Researching: I don't know but I'll give you hint. It involves superglue, donuts and donut holes.

Location: Western Mainland

Resources: Donuts, Rocks and Wheat

[LeBlunder]

Let's get five Pet Rocks and two Stompers to start off. Then, let's find a mine or some sort of thing that'll get more resources for us.

[vammy]

Due to the whole being rocks thing your people feel very comfortable in mines and caves to the extent where your attempts to find a mine ended with you accidentally running into one already owned by a another golem

[LeBlunder]

Then let's find more mines.

While that's happening, I'll research how to make donut weapons.

[vammy]

donut based weaponry is fucking dangerous man, such high levels of sugar could destroy entire cities. Are you sure you wish to go down that rabbit hole?

there's mines everywhere pick one

[LeBlunder]

Can I only take one mine? If I can't, I'll just take any random mine.

I'll go down the donut hole rabbit hole. Donut hole weaponry research.

[vammy]

well two mines would require A D V A N C E D T E C H

Stay with me now, DONUT LASERS. good idea right

[LeBlunder]

Yes, my boulders shall wield donut lasers!

Let's also make a type of donut laser that can mine rock and stuff, if that doesn't work, let's make donut pickaxes or something.

[vammy]

donutsabers?

mining rocks is tricky business but pretty fun when you get used to it. point the lasers at the rock. get the rock keep the laser

[LeBlunder]

I shall call my donut lasers donutsabers! What a wonderful idea that I made myself.

Anyways, I will begin to send units of pet rocks to scavenge for resources beyond our borders.

[vammy]

They soon discover a few strange rocks, unlike yours they do not speak but they do glow with a strange alluring light.

[LeBlunder]

Let's try to incorporate them into my donut weaponry.