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Post by Dex on Dec 22, 2016 13:21:03 GMT -4
A small encampment of people gathers around the campfire and is paranoid about serial killers. There paranoia is correct, a serial killer is lurking, preparing for a kill. There is the paranoid survivalist Lego, moderately-functional autist Dex, Northern Irish DM Tails and finally the Irish man people try to avoid for some reason. A scream resounds throughout the camp, the first kill has been struck with no way to get back to Bird city without risking the serial killer unless they stay, it is up to anybody who joins us and the current autists to escape. @lego Danonymous Death |
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Post by Danonymous on Dec 22, 2016 13:32:13 GMT -4
"Ah here now lads. Why am I here and why is me profiler a portrait of that snowverfag?" The faggot Irishman says, teabagging the camp fire, not realising that his balls are now on fire.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2016 13:36:19 GMT -4
did I miss something? is bird city in montanna now?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2016 13:43:13 GMT -4
Bird city is Montana
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Post by debian budgie on Dec 22, 2016 23:20:24 GMT -4
god i wish i was in that fire
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Post by Dex on Dec 22, 2016 23:20:36 GMT -4
"Welcome to the fire Purring, Bird City has a lot of good camping ground so it's basically like Montana. Anyway I propose to stay as a group so that we don't get killed by the serial killer, I also would like to burn down this forest. I don't think anyone would care about endangering species," Dex says as he grabs his gasoline and lighter. Dex is now splashing gasoline over the grass, bushes and trees before he is stabbed multiple times in the back, falling down covered in synthetic blood. The serial killer throws the body into the campfire and stands waiting to kill the rest of the group. Dex's emergency protocols however call The Villa Strangiato , Eternity 2.0 , Τι κοιτάς ρε and Xenos because they are the only people nearby for some reason. Sorry Pick but the only was who is going in that fire is me. |
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Post by Xenos on Dec 22, 2016 23:22:02 GMT -4
what the fuck?
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Post by Dex on Dec 22, 2016 23:26:14 GMT -4
The serial killer sees Xenos and runs toward him loudly with knife in hand. However he trips and only manages to slash Xenos' right leg, I think Xenos should run quickly. |
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Post by Xenos on Dec 22, 2016 23:30:40 GMT -4
Confused and dazed, I heed the voices in my head and begin to run with a limp.
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Post by Dex on Dec 22, 2016 23:36:33 GMT -4
The serial killer gets up and throws a knife at Xenos only managed to nick his ear. Of course the serial killer can't do anything that would be needed of him to kill an entire camp of teenagers but still it is terrifying.
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Post by Xenos on Dec 22, 2016 23:40:24 GMT -4
I let out a grunt as the knife comes into contact with my ear. Not remembering how in the hell I even got here, I try to look around to see if there's anything for me to see to get away from whoever, or whatever, is chasing me.
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Post by Dex on Dec 22, 2016 23:43:07 GMT -4
You see a small opening in a junk car that you could hide in, the serial killer is trying to pick up his knife so this is your only opportunity to hide from him. His smile is twisted and his eyes burn with rage, I recommend hiding.
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Post by Xenos on Dec 22, 2016 23:45:35 GMT -4
I do so, cramming myself into the car and doing my best to keep quite while tending to the wounds I've gained.
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Post by Dex on Dec 23, 2016 0:26:26 GMT -4
The serial killer laughs maniacally as he searches around for you for a while, getting near the car a couple of times until you see knife is almost at your nose when you look up. "I've found you!"
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Dec 23, 2016 2:11:26 GMT -4
"Oh shit", the Mexican thought, as he snapped a picture to later upload to documentingreality.com
(Why not camp outside Wollongong?)
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Post by Dex on Dec 23, 2016 2:18:14 GMT -4
"Oh shit", the Mexican thought, as he snapped a picture to later upload to documentingreality.com (Why not camp outside Wollongong?) The serial killer hears this oh shit and proceeds to pull out his knife and attack this new victim because he has commitment issues. The serial killer throws the knife, it manages to stab into the phone, rendering it useless because otherwise it wouldn't be a slasher flick. |
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Dec 23, 2016 2:30:52 GMT -4
"It was new, you jackass!"
Time to run wherever, seeing as this particular Mexican had a phobia of nature and insects, yet for some reason was here.
(based on real events)
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Post by Death on Dec 23, 2016 4:11:34 GMT -4
Tails will get angry that he was called Irish and not Northern Irish
Change ur damn thread dexxy or i'll change it 4 u
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Post by Dex on Dec 23, 2016 4:34:04 GMT -4
"It was new, you jackass!" Time to run wherever, seeing as this particular Mexican had a phobia of nature and insects, yet for some reason was here. (based on real events) The serial killer grins maniacally, her upper face is darkened. She grabs more knives out of her bag and throws another, aimed directly at Raf's face. It however falls short but the knife is stuck in the ground beneath Raf. She is now throwing knives at everyone including Tails who is currently talking to the dead body of Dex like an insane person. |
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Post by Death on Dec 23, 2016 4:38:45 GMT -4
I neo dodge all the knives because I'm an admin and what I say goes.
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Post by Danonymous on Dec 23, 2016 4:45:11 GMT -4
The black redhead is now teabagging Dex's body. In truth, the former's whole body is also on fire. He likes the feeling.
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Post by Dex on Dec 23, 2016 5:03:26 GMT -4
I neo dodge all the knives because I'm an admin and what I say goes. The serial killer uses her author powers to throw thousands of knives at Tails for being a little bitch. She also throws a knife at the tea-bagger to cut his leg off. |
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Post by Xenos on Dec 23, 2016 11:01:18 GMT -4
I take this time to clean my armored breaches before running off further into the woods, clutching my leg wound in my hand.
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Post by Dex on Dec 23, 2016 11:23:17 GMT -4
I take this time to clean my armored breaches before running off further into the woods, clutching my leg wound in my hand. The distracted killer throws a knife haphazardly in Xeno's direction, it fortunately just lands in front of him. The serial killer is so focused on Tails, it's a surprise nobody has tried to take her out. |
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Post by Xenos on Dec 23, 2016 11:43:43 GMT -4
Taking the knife on the ground, I continue my escape. Now that I'm armed, I'll be ready for the son of the bitch after I do something with my leg.
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