Post by The Jiggler on Nov 19, 2016 0:54:31 GMT -4
The Ork Kingdom! WAAAGH!
In ye olden times, when the different Ork klans still fought each other and still called the Old Ones the Brain Boys, a warrior named Tratgrakh who came from the Goffs klan united all of the klans into a WAAAGH!. They campaigned across the Milky Way Galaxy until they found the Ayirdems Solar System (Tanelus is located here). They conquered most of the planets in the system except Tanelus. The natural inhabitants of the Ayirdems System are furious fighters, and gave the WAAAGH! a really stressful campaign. The Orks were actually pushed back one or two times from the planets, so they decided to come around more strategically for Tanelus. They dispatched a contingent of Orks to settle on Tanelus. That was hundreds of Terran years ago. The Orks on Tanelus doesn't even know that they're a part of the WAAAGH! anymore, or that the WAAAGH! is waiting for them outside of Tanelus' atmosphere. But this doesn't mean that they've lost the spirit of WAAAGH!. Although little in numbers, the Orks are still a mighty foe.
Currency:
The Orks use teef (teeth) as currency, and to start off with your kingdom has 5,000 teef.
Troops:
Warboss Dakka Tails: Level 39, is retardant to fire and frostbite.
Ork Boyz: Ork Boyz is the common soldier on the Orkish battlefield. Armed wit sluggas and choppas, the Ork Boyz are a ferocious unit on the front lines. Ork Boyz has been around for millenniums and proved just as capable or more each century to fully grasp the ideology of WAAAGH!. Ork Boyz cost 250 teef each.
Burna Boyz: Burna Boyz isn't as common as an Ork Boy but is 10x more elite. Armed with burnas, Burna Boyz makes sure to leave a scorching scar in the land of whichever they stumble upon. It's rumored that these crazy sonofabitches laugh hysterically while they watch their victims do "the burny dance". Each Burna Boy is 850 teef.
Stormboyz: Stormboyz are disgusting and pitiful Orks, but they are still Orks. Wearing Rokkit Packs and armed with sluggas, choppas, and rokkits, the Stormboyz are a menacing force to descend upon the enemy via aerial attacks. Stormboyz are an astounding piece of work from the Orks, which is why they cost so damn much. Each Stormboy costs 1,250 teef.
(Tails, since the Ork Kingdom is a real thing, I'll use units from WH40k.)
Buildings & Technology:
ask yur meks to make you some shit.
Location:
The location of the Ork Kingdom is southwest of the Fauxland Wastes.
