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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 21:28:11 GMT -4
 The Golem Kingdom
In the ancient times, when sorcerers ruled the world they used artificial beings to help them with their daily tasks. Over the years the sorcerers grew old and their magic grew weaker. These artificial beings began to die out. But during research in last-ditch attempts to preserve the sorcerers, they all poured their blood into a basin. This idea was thought up by Meister Glinenorim, and it worked... for him. He drank all of the blood of the wizards and became more powerful than you could believe. He made an army of golems and formed a wall around his kingdom. He began to raise more golems and spread them around Tanelus in pockets, they abducted travelers and made them slaves for Supreme Meister Glinenorim. Eventually the golems found out that Supreme Meister Glinenorim was corrupt and they developed self-consciousness. They overthrew his ruling and killed him. They drained all of his blood from his body and filled a pool with it. This is known as the "Life Pool" among golems, with it essentially being a life support for Golems.
Currency:
The currency of the Golem Kingdom is Jewish Shekels, and to start off with the Kingdom has 5,000 Shekels.
Troops:
Mr. Rockman Blunder: Level 93, can control larger portions of the earth.
Golem Brute: Golem Brutes are simpletons but very strong. Large and chunky, they can pick up giant trees and use them as bats. They're super cheap and is one of the pros to being made out of a fucking rock. They cost 350 Shekels.
Golem Monster: Golem Monsters are like the big brother to Golem Brutes. Although, they're more expensive but they're four times as big as Golem Brutes and ten times as powerful. These monsters are even capable of basic spells. They cost 1,050 Shekels.
Golem Berserk: Golem Berserks are gigantic creatures that could fuck up anyone's day. There are very little Golem Berserks known to this planet, but if you manage to find one they aren't recruitable via any type of currency, but you must perform a ritual and prove yourself to them. Just to understand how powerful these awesome creatures are, they were the ones that helped take down Supreme Meister Glinenorim.
Buildings & Technology:
ask your memers to make some of these shits for you
Location:
The Golem Kingdom is located on the southeastern coast, very close to Trumplandian borders.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 15, 2016 23:32:13 GMT -4
Oh boy, why not make a couple ol' brutes, you know and let's make some vehicles, too.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 23:46:16 GMT -4
You buy two Golem Brutes. (-700 Shekels)
You tell some of the smarter Golems to invent vehicles. You manage to scrummage through blueprints from the sorcerer's archive and find a schematic for a vehicle using wheels, pulleys, axles, and steam to run. They're small vehicles that can only carry a brute or two, but over time the vehicle can be upgraded to suit more military (and civic) needs.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 16, 2016 22:28:43 GMT -4
Now let's see if we can start a mine or something to generate shekels.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 16, 2016 23:29:14 GMT -4
You fucking Jew. You make some shekel mines and get some dank sheks. (+150 Shekels per turn)
You have 4,300 Shekels
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 17, 2016 1:42:53 GMT -4
Let's buy a few more brutes and start exploring and looting the land around
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 17, 2016 21:48:45 GMT -4
You buy 3 Golem Brutes. (-1,050 shekels)
You deploy your 5 Golem Brutes to fuck up the places around them. They'll return in 2 turns with their results.
You now have 3,400 shekels kike.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 22, 2016 1:48:41 GMT -4
Let's get some more productivity in this place. Make some more damn mines, lots of them.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 22, 2016 13:29:28 GMT -4
Bro, you're almost fucked. There are people already with 50k of their currency and super colonies. But since you're a bit mo' inactive I'll help you out just a little bit, k?
Kingdoms Meme Mythic Pack:
You gain 10,000 shekels.
Your economy is increased by 4000% and your p/t income is 6,150 shekels.
You gain 10 of each unit (aside from Berserks)
You instantly build basic infrastructure.
Your kingdom grows 5x as large.
You gain the technology to drill oil.
You gain 30 Mines and have a steady string of steel, iron, copper, and aluminum.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 22, 2016 14:03:17 GMT -4
Oh boy. Let's do some experiments on the brutes to make them better, or something.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 22, 2016 23:27:58 GMT -4
You throw stones at your Golems and they get a bit bigger.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 23, 2016 11:05:03 GMT -4
Let's see what happens if we chuck boulders at them.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 23, 2016 13:48:54 GMT -4
they get a lot bigger.
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Post by LeBlunder on Nov 23, 2016 21:30:12 GMT -4
Let's have the Golem Monsters do some science stuff and permanently buff the brutes or mutate them.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 23, 2016 23:29:33 GMT -4
your scientist makes brutes permanently bigger.
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