Shadow Kingdom

[The Jiggler]

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When the Vikings, led by Jon Steinbjornsson, raided the southwestern coast of Tanelus, they were cursed by a witch when they attacked an archipelago and cursed them, the shadows of the Vikings assassinated them when they sailed back towards their home. The shadows manifested and took over the Vikings, resulting in a hybrid between man and shadow. The shadows sailed back to the southwestern coast and began to settle down when more Vikings from Ardalstangen began to start raiding the southwest again. The shadows infiltrated the Vikings' camps and sailed back to Ardalstangen and killed off the rest of the Vikings in the capital. Seeking no more in Ardalstangen, the Shadowmen sailed back to the southwestern coast and settled down. After successfully setting up their kingdom and government, the prosperous Shadow Kingdom has become a master amongst trading and quick raids.

Currency: The currency of the Shadow Kingdom is the babaull. You have 5,000 in your treasury, to begin with.

Troops:
Captain of the Shadow Warband Nova: Level 49, can manipulate the shadows of people

Shadow Serpent Rider: The beasts of the night, Shadows have been taught to ride these serpents. Armed with katanas and fairly decent armor with buckler shields, Shadow Serpent Riders are a formidable force and great cavalry for the Shadow military. Each Serpent Rider costs 875 babaulls. 

Shadow Marine: Shadow Marines are armed with harpoon guns, flash bangs, and swords. They have light armor but it's still very tough, as well as with the majority of their clothes to keep cool. Although, do shadows really need to keep cool? They're very basic units for the Shadow army and are used most often on longboats and raids. Each Marine costs 540 babaulls. 

Shadow Arquebusier: Shadow Arquebusiers are also basic, but more expensive units for the Shadow Military. Often accompanying Shadow Marines on raids or patrols, but in small companies, the Shadow Arquebusier is a formidable foe, using the arquebus, a deadly gunpowder-powered firearm with capable accuracy. Each Arquebusier costs 675 babaulls. 

Buildings & Technology: 

ask ur smart people

Location:

Your kingdom is located on the southwestern tip of the coast next to some islands.

[passion fruit]

Do we have any troops besides myself?

if we dont, buy 3 shadow marines, and have them each explore to the north, along the coast west, and along the coast east.


Do we have any local resources in our city.

[The Jiggler]

You don't have any other standing troops in your army aside that yourself, no. 
You buy 3 Shadow Marines. (-1,620 babaulls), and dispatch them to the north, west, and east. They'll return with status updates in three turns. 
You do have a natural resource in your kingdom, an excess of timber.

You have 3,380 babaulls

[passion fruit]

Start cutting timber and build homes, a place to store our excess resources, and a town hall, pay the villagers that cut the timber and build houses 5 babaulls for each 2 hours they help.

Have a few of our villagers and Captain Warband Nova go out and see if there are any wild plants that we could farm or forage

[The Jiggler]

You build some shit. And since I'm a faggot and don't want to give you a set amount of citizens just take this random number of 152. (-304 babaulls) 

You send out some cunts to find some shit. You end up finding some rice you fucking chink as well as some beets by Dre.

You know have 3,076 babaulls

[passion fruit]

Have our goons build a plantation of rice and beets, pay farmers to farm the stuff for 5 babababababaulls, then sell them to our citizens, at 3 babaulls for pound of rice, and 5 for pound of beets.

Do we have wildlife around?
Start working on a clinic and marketplace for our citizaazans

[The Jiggler]

gYour slaves make a few plantations and they become inhabited by some tycoons and real-estate moguls, and this costs 1,500 babaulls. Farmers earn 5 babaulls and then sell chink food and beets for 8 babaulls. So they earn 13 babaulls pretty much 'cause fuck you. And since I'm a white cunt I'm going to say you have a baby boom of 3 cunts so you have 155 citizens, with 3% of your population being farmers, (so about 5 cunts). If all of your citizens that aren't farmers buy a pound of beets and rice a turn, you earn 1,200 babaulls, which is the gross income. But since you're also paying the farmers, you have to subtract 25 babaulls to pay them cunts. So you actually earn 1,175 babaulls per turn. You'll start earning this dank cash next turn.

You have some dogs and shit but you aren't allowed to eat them you chink. 

You invest in a clinic for 1,000 babaulls. You can recover military units here in the infirmary for a fee of 15 babaulls per 5 units.
You invest in a marketplace for your citizens for 850 babaulls. Although this will help sales because of fucking coupons. (0.50% to p/t income). 

Your expenses this turn were 3,350 babaulls, currently you're in debt. But don't sweat it fam because these following turns, you'll earn 1,180.88 babaulls per turn. 

In debt -274 babaulls and will earn 1,180.88 babaulls next turn.

ACHIEVEMENT EARNED: "White power"! 
You fucked over a bunch of people so you could get profit and make yourself feel good.

[passion fruit]

There are doggos?
Start taming doggos.
don't know how?
research animal husbandry

Do we have alcohol?
start seeing if we can find animals that we can actually eat that arent doggos.

[The Jiggler]

Sorry, I took so long, I spent like an hour and a half on Dex's thread because I had to redo it twice.

Yes, there are doggos.
You begin to domesticate the doggos.

You don't have alcohol you Irish fuck.
you walk around the neighborhood block and dont find any new animals so kys

[passion fruit]

sell domesticated doggos for cash money
like at 50 babaulls a doggo, market them as guuci companions

are our scouts back yet

[The Jiggler]

You sell doggos to chinks and they eat 'em. Let's say fuck you Karl Jr.  and you sell 18 dogs. (+900 babaulls) 


your scouts get back and they tell you of trumplandia. a land cast in gold.

You now have 2,987.76 babaulls.

[passion fruit]

train doggo using shadow warriors.

recruit 2 serpent riders, and set off 1 serpent dude with 3 marines to go on and explore trumplandia, and come back with cash gold and shit
build a smith.

[The Jiggler]

your doggos get a bit smarter.

You buy 2 Shadow Serpent Riders. (-1,750 babaulls)

You send out a party of:
x1 Shadow Serpent Rider
x3 Shadow Marines

to Trumplandia to gain income. 

You construct a smithery, you can now create more advanced weapons to upgrade your troops. (-500 babaulls)


You now have 1,918.66 babaulls. You spent 2,250 babaulls this turn.

[passion fruit]

start building a port, science center, and mine.
im guessing we dont have livestock.
but i want doggos to be companions and not foodstuffs.
Breed bigger and better doggos.

[The Jiggler]

You begin to build a larger port. This should increase trade and maritime marketing. (-250 babaulls, potential of 0.25% income increase)
You begin to build a research center. This should hasten research as well as improve literacy and intelligence of your overall population. (-410 babaulls)
You begin to build a mine. This should help bring in new goods to trade locally. (-150 babaulls, potential of 2.08% income increase)

You begin to selectively breed dogs in pits. You result with a war beast, Shadow Dogs. 

Shadow Dogs: Bred selectively by dog breeders, these dogs are furious beasts. The maddest dogs are used in the military, but those more tame are sold to citizens as household pets. Warbeasts each cost 70 babaulls.

You have 2,289.54 babaulls. You spent 810 babaulls this turn. The economy is expected to go up by ▲2.33% and result in 1,208.39 babaulls income p/t.

[passion fruit]

Use the stone in the mine to build walls for our city.

Buy 5 Shadow Dogs, and 2 Shadow Arquebusiers
Are there other kingdoms that we could perhaps trade with?
Have are new troops set out to find an area suitable for a new colony, with new resources like furs or alcohol.
Whores are also acceptable.

[The Jiggler]

You pay the labor fee for the walls around the land entrance to your kingdom. (-350 babaulls)
You purchase: 
x5 Shadow Wardogs
x2 Shadow Arquebusiers

They cost 1,700 babaulls. (-1,700 babaulls)

You send out a part of:
x5 Shadow Wardogs
x2 Shadow Arquebusiers 

to search for a new area to set up a colony. They successfully find an island northeast of the capital. It has a warm climate with rice, shrimp, barley and sulfur pits. You can use barley to make a form of alcohol. 

You have 1,447.93 babaulls left. You spent 2,050 babaulls this turn. The rice, shrimp, barley, and sulfur will help trade domestically, though. The economy is projected to rise by ▲4.23% (51.11 BBS) to a 1,259.50 BBS p/t.

[passion fruit]

Send colonists over there with ships to start a new life.
Buy 4 Marines and send them with the colonists along with a Arquebusier
Do we know of any other kingdoms?
Do our guys worship any specific religion?

Build a magic place for magicky things.

[The Jiggler]

Colonists have established a new colony. It's called Inchnadamph.
You purchase 4 Shadow Marines. (-2,160 babaulls)
A lot of kingdoms have popped up recently. A large up-and-coming kingdom is the Principality of Essawe. Traders have also told you about a kingdom of mutants on an island east of your kingdom. 
Currently, the majority of your population don't follow a religion.

You construct a Sanctum for Augurs. You'll be able to ask for spells every now and then. (-320 babaulls)

You spent 2,192 babaulls this turn. You have 515.43 babaulls left. 

[passion fruit]

Build a Church of Shadows, and make Shadowism the religion of our kingdom.
Shadowism is where you worship Nyx, God of Shadows, Darkness, and Cocaine.
Have our dank magicks be fueled by our prayer and shit.

On another note, send ambassadors to the kingdoms of Essawe and Mutants, notifying them of our location and willingness to trade.
Have the colonists up in Inchnadamph build a port, send ships up there, giving them babaulls in trade for barley seeds, shrimp, and sulfur.
Start farming barley and sell the shrimp for cash money.
Have our scientists research shit with sulfur for how to make gunpowder.
Use barley to make beer and bread and crap, and open a tavern up that serves beer and food, and also open up a bakery, and brewery where our citizens buy it in bulk.

[The Jiggler]

You make a Church of Shadows (-1,500 babaulls)
You found Shadowism.

You send ambassadors to Essawe & the Mutant Kingdom. 
The colonists construct a port and begin trade with the Motherland. (-250 babaulls)
You begin to make barley plantations and shrimp fisheries. (-800 babaulls, will increase economy by 8%)
Your scientists begin to research gunpowder. 
You begin to experiment with barley to make beer. (beer sales will increase economy by 32% but will have negative effects on troops; fatigue, nausea, weakness)
You open a tavern that serves beer and food. (-250 babaulls, taxes should haul in around 250 babaulls p/t from this establishment)
You open up a bakery that makes pastries. (-250 babaulls, taxes should haul in around 400 babaulls p/t from this establishment, should increase economy by 1.2%)
You open up a brewery that sells beer in bulk (-250 babaulls, alcohol taxes will bring in 850 babaulls p/t)

You spent 3,300 babaulls this turn. You're in debt -1,525.07 babaulls. Your economy is expected to grow ▲42.4% (512.36 BBS) as a result of 1,720.75 BBS, as well as the taxes, you should earn about 3,220.75 BBS p/t.


Achievement Earned: "Economic Powerhouse $$$"!

[passion fruit]

Throw more money at our breweries until our beer is top tier.
In our Church, bless some of our warrior, and start spreading the religion around.
Construct a mage tower, for magicky research stuffs.
Buy 4 Marines, 2 Shadow Dogs, and a Serpent Rider.
Send the guys I bought on a quest to explore the unexplored regions North of us, lets say a 5 turn trip.
To the East of us, build a castle near the shore, overlooking the island of the Orks, and have 3 Marines and a Arquebuiser look over it as an outpost of sorts.

[The Jiggler]

You invest fund into your breweries in producing different types of alcohol, as well as different flavors.  (-750 babaulls, increase income by 20%)
You baptize some of your warriors and they become Champions of the Faith. When using Champions of the Faith, you'll gain morale as well as earning babaulls as holy donations.
You construct a mage tower next to the Sanctum of Augurs. This should provide you with the occasional unit that possesses magical abilities. (-410 babaulls) 
You purchase 4 Shadow Marines, 2 Shadow Dogs, and a Shadow Serpent Rider. (-3,175 babaulls)
You send out 4 Shadow Marines, 2 Shadow Dogs, and a Shadow Serpent Rider on an expedition north. (will return in 5 turns)
You construct an outpost on Inchnadamph that overlooks the Raiců Isle and outfit it 3 Shadow Marines and 1 Shadow Arquebusier. They'll alert you of any movement from the Mutant Kingdom, as well as colonization on the Raiců Isle.

You spent 4,335 babaulls this turn. You're in debt by -2,639.32 babaulls. Your people are beginning to riot and units will start to desert soon if you can't pay them. You income p/t is expected to go up by ▲20% (644.15 BBS), you're projected to earn 3,864.90 BBS p/t. 

[passion fruit]

Well, I can pay my dudes so it should be no problem next turn.
Save up some cash and appoint one of the Champions of the Faith as the Holy Pope, a magnificent warrior of Shadowism who preaches faith and slays heathens, who is also the head of the faith and works with me.

Have our dudes returns from Trumplandia.

[The Jiggler]

You appoint a Shadow Serpent Rider as the Holy Pope.

Your men return from Trumplandia without any loot. "They built a wall... it was yuge."

You have 1,225.58 BBS.