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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 1:16:03 GMT -4
 THE MUTANT KINGDOMDuring the Mushroom War of 1812, the United Federations of the Principality of Sovereign States in the Eldntor Capital Area invested their cash into an experimental program based off of theorems from scientists that were kicked out of their universities. Thus birthed Operation Fantasia, a fundamental program that was supposed to inject Pentachriulfol or Regonadryl into the bloodstream of soldiers to make them super-soldiers. But it went horribly wrong, while drunk one night and experimenting on sleeping subjects, Dr. Meytavel injected the IVs of multiple subjects with Hexaplyxene, or Afabinol, which is a chemical mix between Regonadryl and Calcivatol , which is a DNA-changing virus that they just kept handing around the laboratory. When this stupid mistake by Dr. Meytavel occurred, a bunch of mutants got fucked up and started killing the scientists. They quickly overran Camp Vindicate where the laboratory was stationed and gained access to military-grade weaponry. Over the course of the next few centuries, the U.F.P.S.S.E.D.A. was diminished and the mutants founded their own kingdom. When the Afabinol ran out at Camp Vindicate, they roamed around the country and found a lot more scientists and sailed across the sea to Vortextaur Island and founded Netherclaw Station. From here they took over the entire island, founding the mighty Mutant Kingdom!
Currency:
The currency of the Mutant Kingdom is bullet shells. To start off with, you have 5,000 bullets shells.
Troops:
Supreme Warlock Desdi of the Mutant Kingdom: Level 89, can make squiggly things come out of living objects.
Mutant Reaper: A Reaper is the elite of the Mutant Kingdom army. They are heavily armored with big fucking guns. To look more intimidating, Supreme Warlock Desdi has ordered the Reapers to paint themselves black with golden designs along with their limbs. A Mutant Reaper costs 750 bullet shells.
Mutant Rocketeer: These are fucking beyond pyromaniacs, Mutant Rocketeers will fill their mouths with dynamite and bite a motherfucker to get the job done. Often being the more radical but conserved unit of the Mutant Kingdom army, the Rocketeers are often equipped with heat-seeking missile launchers, grenades, bundles of dynamite, land mines, and crates of explosive ammunition. Mutant Rocketeers cost 500 bullet shells.
Mutant Justiciar: These are the basic but more noble caliber of mutants. Armed with polished armor, swords, and lances, and often carrying banners of Lieutenants and riding on motorcycles. Although they have decent armor and competent offensive capability, they aren't nearly as good as the Reapers or Rocketeers. Mutant Justiciars cost 200 Bullet Shells.
Buildings & Technology:
ask your cunts to make some.
Location:
Your kingdom is located in the southwest on an island. The nearest kingdom to you is the Shadow Kingdom, you know very little of them but from cargo ships, you have raided, you know of them. |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 15, 2016 8:47:46 GMT -4
Make some sciency and buildingy stuff, man.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 21:28:57 GMT -4
Make some sciency and buildingy stuff, man. Fucking nerd. What kind of sciencey and building-y stuff do you want cunt? |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 15, 2016 21:33:47 GMT -4
Keep it cool, man. Make some hospitals and residential areas, man.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 21:44:55 GMT -4
I like it, man. Keep it mellow.
You build some hospitals but that shit ain't cheap! -750 bullet shells
Housing is always good, but do mutants actually live in houses? -150 bullet shells
You lost 900 bullet shells for the construction of hospitals and residential areas. Now you have 4,100 bullet shells.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 15, 2016 23:29:04 GMT -4
Alright, need to make more mutants. Let's get more of those chemicals produced and experiment to see if I can make new types of mutants.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 23:42:37 GMT -4
You begin to mix Hexaplyxene with other chemicals such as; - Thudide
- Hydraglenox
- Tetrashelcialtocin
- Monozyocrinyrsuene
- Stubrobol
RESULTS
- Mixing Thudide and Hexaplyxene resulted in nothing.
- Mixing Hydraglenox and Hexaplyxene resulted in a slight mutation to enhance the strength of the epidermis (skin).
- Mixing Tetrashelcialtocin and Hexaplyxene resulted in another slight mutation in the genome to give the mutants fuzzy night vision.
- Mixing Monozyocrinyrsuene and Hexaplyxene resulted in a slight change in the DNA for the worse, it makes their spinal cord more vulnerable.
- Mixing Stubrobol and Hexaplyxene resulted in a slightly more major change, resulting in an increase of biomass and muscle tissue in the mutant.
An important notice, the concoctions above were mixed in a controlled environment. They have to be manually injected into the mutants for any of them to take effect. This maximizes the customizability of your species. |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 15, 2016 23:49:40 GMT -4
Alright. Concoction 3 will go to specialized mutants who operate at night. Concoction 5 will go into a small group of ten mutants.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 15, 2016 23:55:29 GMT -4
You gain two new units:
Mutant Nightstalker: Mutant Nightstalkers were the result of experimentation by the Mutant regime to add new units to their military. Nightstalkers are elite units that operate best at night and during special operations and nocturnal raids. To replicate the serum used to create Nightstalkers and to train them, the total cost is 945 bullet shells.
Mutant Berserk: Mutant Berserks are 2.5x as powerful as a Mutant Justiciar. Not much is different aside from that the intelligence of the Berserk has been cut tenfold in favor of strength and body mass. Currently, there are only ten Mutant Berserks in the military in a specialized group. Although to replicate the serum and train the Berserks on who to kill, it costs 1,025 bullet shells.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 16, 2016 0:03:27 GMT -4
Increase defenses of the country. Make some currency production machines and establish a tax.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 16, 2016 9:47:26 GMT -4
You build a great wall along the outskirts of your island. This costs 1,000 bullet shells. (-1000 bullet shells)
You invest in a market and a mint. This will cost a hefty amount at first but will be a good investment later. (-1,500 bullet shells)
You use your executive power to put into place a tax of 50%, you'll gain about 650 bullet shells from your citizens per turn now (starting next turn)
You now have 1,600 bullet shells.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 16, 2016 9:50:08 GMT -4
Reform and refine the Navy, send out some scout ships to find other kingdoms.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 16, 2016 23:10:13 GMT -4
Chill out nerd. You only have one ship and it's a fucking canoe. Gotta put some time and effort into that ship before you make an entire navy cumrag.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 16, 2016 23:24:34 GMT -4
Sorry, man. Just refine the Navy and try and make a better ship.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 17, 2016 21:33:29 GMT -4
It's chill fam. You throw some hunny money on that canoe and it magically upgrades to a steamboat with cannons and shit on it. Your smarter mutants (with IQs of 43!) begin to scribble with crayons on a large poster paper for schematics. (-550 bullet shells)
You have 2,350 bullet shells.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 17, 2016 21:36:50 GMT -4
Make some more ships and build some schools. Gotta love that IQ.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 17, 2016 22:06:43 GMT -4
Your cunts are still using crayons to draw the shits.
Your mutants start to build schools but then they realize it's fucking stupid 'cause they're fucking retarded.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 17, 2016 22:09:26 GMT -4
Well, we need some teaches, so don't open the schools yet till we find another kingdom.
Send a scouting party out to find another kingdom.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 17, 2016 22:36:50 GMT -4
You send a party out to find some other kingdoms. They'll come back in a few turns.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 17, 2016 22:44:42 GMT -4
Oke doke. Let's make some more mutants.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 17, 2016 22:54:09 GMT -4
like wym make more mutants
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 17, 2016 23:19:03 GMT -4
Nvm
Build some weapon factories.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 18, 2016 0:15:28 GMT -4
Oh shit sorry I thought I responded.
You start making some weapon presses 'cause you're a radical dude. ecksdee. This shit costs like 500 bullet shells. (-500 bullet shells)
You can make some memes now my dude.
You now have 3,800 bullet shells.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Nov 19, 2016 21:56:03 GMT -4
Make some more housing and stuff.
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Post by The Jiggler on Nov 19, 2016 22:08:35 GMT -4
Apparently, you need some entertainment 'cause all you want to do is be a real-estate mogul you fuck.
A duo of men riding on white stallions arrives at the gates of your kingdom. They had white skin and silver armor that shined brighter than the sun. They had spears hung over their backs as well as two swords with white blades. They were golden masks over their face fashioned in that of a bear and a lion.
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