vammy
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Post by vammy on Oct 14, 2016 23:50:48 GMT -4
The feared pirate kings travels the seas endlessly looking for new victims. Same old; same old. Raiding and razing of the old kingdoms unlucky enough to catch his wrath.
Luckily for you, he is you.
You find yourself traveling across some minor waterway with all your crew happily drinking and manning the ship looking forward to their next raid.
Your scientist are looking into how to turn grass into gold, and your Mystics are creating fire out of a match (advanced magic )
What do you choose to do?
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Post by The Jiggler on Oct 15, 2016 0:15:43 GMT -4
I decide to sip some Persian fucking wine from a golden fucking goblet.
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Post by vammy on Oct 15, 2016 0:36:00 GMT -4
Made from fucking grapes from the fucking blue kingdom I assume.
Your fellow pirates now want some of your wine, threatening mutiny if you don't give it up
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Post by The Jiggler on Oct 15, 2016 0:50:46 GMT -4
Fuck the blue kingdom those sapphire pricks. Fuck the red kingdom and their ruby-colored pubes. The true Kingdom to rule the land is the Green Kingdom, blessed be by the Jade qi!
I whip out my short cock and wave it around and tell the sailors to fuck off. They can drink the wine from my red tip. But lowkey I give them a keg of Persian fucking wine and tell them that they're doing a great job.
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Post by vammy on Oct 15, 2016 1:10:24 GMT -4
They do not enjoy the sight of their captain's cock, in fact one of them First Mate Mungus, first name Hugh called on for sexual harassment. Although the other members of your ship are pretty happy to have a little to drink.
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Post by The Jiggler on Oct 15, 2016 1:31:55 GMT -4
I want Hugh thrown off the ship immediately. And while we're at it actually, we'll cut off his penis and stick it in his mouth and nail his balls over his eyes as he walks the plank to his watery doom.
Meanwhile I retreat to my captain's quarters, to study the maps of [insert continent name here].
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